[danibregoli]

robber: “who wanna die first?”

me:

[hobioclock-remade]

I can’t wait 2 make hoseok buy more ugly clothes

[asstheticallydispleasing]

please don't say this... someone on twitter found designer crocs and you know he would buy thm

[manylifehacks-deactivated201503]

Always order Papa John’s Pizza online. The code 25OFF works every time for 25% off your order. 

[rileykbeek]

any blog that saves me money is a blog i will forever follow

[syntheticsundown]

all12 is even better, any large pizza with any 5 toppings for $12…

[icecream-queen]

Reblog to save a life

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[dabbin-fairy]

This is my favorite one

[darkmoonsigel]

I have never hit the reblog button fastest in my life

[too-high-too-comedown]

brunette-nymphette

[fastcarlady-deactivated20150430]

Well, I know what I’m sending my cousin on her birthday.

[highway-lady-deactivated2017072]

I feel weird cause it’s actually my birthday right now 😂

[majortomwaits]

me after one shower

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[blairless]

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

[thecaptainkindofgirl]

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

[claygoblin]

The Silver Swan, built by John Joseph Merlin and James Cox, 1773.

Source: Mechanical Marvels, Clockwork Dreams (BBC)

[soundssimpleright]

oh wow, the “water” is an illusion created by spinning glass rods.

wooooooooooah

[brucesterling]

*Spinning glass rods for the swan robot of 1773AD

[p-arker]

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

[nasagal]

(not so) Breaking News: I’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it

[bakedly-deactivated20180330]

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

[aromanthiccc]

A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.

[thejonymyster]

a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

[blouseyjockstrap]

[boyinquestion]

I love drunk Beyoncé.

[queenbeyduh]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO

[mxnrique]

omg i’ve only seen this in gifs but i’ve never actually heard her say it i’m screaming

[guiltygirl]

what’s wrong? nothing in particular but everything in general

[creigo]

ppl on here like to slander picasso but mastering realism as a teen and then saying fuck that and then painting square shit? absolute power move

[meangirlnurse]

i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once

[thugilly]

dead