[crazyexedits]

[twitterlols]

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[giivik]

How to survive in life

[foodblueprint]

I think you should watch this

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

yella creens

[cizayox]

“handfools of yella crayens”

[aidn]

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

[onceiwashere]

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

[heatseekingbehavior]

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

[marcvscicero]

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page 

[fencer-x]

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

….is that “I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now” but by Oscar Wilde

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

[danisnotonfire-deactivated]

this isn’t very boring to me i’d like to know what the fuck a kitchen dresser is

[liveitout]

[imthehuggernaut]

Cinematic Masterpiece.

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

[sykoskittles]

I needed this more than I care to admit

[gymclassieros-deactivated201808]

u ever wear fingerless gloves and hold a hot drink and immediately feel like a 1900s victorian urchin taking a break from pickpocketing to gratefully accept a meal from the soup kitchen

[holmesianscholar]

How did u KNOW

[tastefullyoffensive]

Call an exorcist. (via catstho)

[tastefullyoffensive]

If he gives you a quest, take it. (via wubbalubbabud / elocinrebma)

[draconym]

Ripley has a very good grasp of the word “touch” and we often use it as a command word to get him to try to be less afraid of new things or to ask his permission to pet him. He knows if we ask him to “touch” a person or object, he’ll be praised for gently tapping his beak against it. He also knows exactly what we mean when we ask him not to touch something,

Today I yelled at him for biting the wall and he did probably the pettiest thing I’ve ever seen him do: he went around touching stuff in the room and saying “no” and staring at me to make sure I was watching him do it.

[pdlcomics]

Nobody Worry

[ourbliss19]

[obviousplant]

I made a book of SMALL WAYS TO FEEL HAPPY and you can buy it here

[thriveworks]

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