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"that smart hampshire girl" — sarah sports is like life also poop that one time i tried to talk about the mountain goats that one time i had feeeeeeeelings about iker casillas that one time the 2010 world cup was my favourite there are literally dozens of us: asexuality in footie fandom creepers creeping

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new year, new blog, same title

new blog, follow if you want, dance with a seal if you want, you do you etc.

just a reminder that i've moved blogs!!

xoxo me.

#it's funny because this blog got the new beta #so i GUESS IT WAS A GR8 IDEA TO LEAVE IT

this blog is too heavy and sad and stressful

so i'm jumping ship.

obviously i can't leave tumblr altogether because WHO WOULD I BE WITHOUT AN INTERNET PRESENCE JW so i've made a new tumblr. i'm not deleting this blog, i'm just..........vacating it. for a new (hopefully less depressed) start. i'll probably be back eventually because i've been assuringlynerdy ever since i started on the internet, but i need a break.

mmmmmmkay bye i love you

xoxo kim

#feel free to follow my new tumblr if you want!!#or if you don't want consider this the perfect opportunity to unfollow me without feeling bad

calmingmanatee

[Image description: A photograph of a great white shark. It is close to the camera, with its tail partially out of the water. Lots of long silver fish are swimming around it. It appears to have some kind of scar on its nose. TEXT: “That thing. That thing you did. That was…that was a good thing.”]

This is my friend, Drudgeon. She is very big, and a lovely dancer. Just like me! Sometimes she hurts people by accident, and is always very sorry. She is very nice. Just misunderstood. Once she found a young man trapped in a cage under the water and helped get him out before he drowned. It was very heroic. I made her a cake.

#queue #cheer up kimbo

ka-waltz

edwardspoonhands

How the hell did Horse ebooks give me goosebumps!?

#please please please #i need a poetry tag #words words words #queue

cristobalite-deactivated2013082

what if taylor swift named all of her songs like sufjan stevens

segoli-2

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Or A Carefully Compiled List of Ways In Which You Have Wronged Me, Or Song of My People: My People Are Angry

#queue

sicktomyheart-deactivated201304

Leaving is not enough. You must stay gone. Train your heart like a dog. Change the locks even on the house he’s never visited. You lucky, lucky girl. You have an apartment just your size. A bathtub full of tea. A heart the size of Arizona, but not nearly so arid. Don’t wish away your cracked past, your crooked toes, your problems are papier mache puppets you made or bought because the vendor at the market was so compelling you just had to have them. You had to have him. And you did. And now you pull down the bridge between your houses, you make him call before he visits, you take a lover for granted, you take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic. Make the first bottle you consume in this place a relic. Place it on whatever altar you fashion with a knife and five cranberries. Don’t lose too much weight. Stupid girls are always trying to disappear as revenge. And you are not stupid. You loved a man with more hands than a parade of beggars, and here you stand. Heart like a four-poster bed. Heart like a canvas. Heart leaking something so strong they can smell it in the street.

Frida Kahlo to Marty McConnell, by Marty McConnell (via budddha)

#heart like a four-poster bed. heart like a canvas.#words words words #queue

lizziebennetsdiaries

“I’ve heard. But I’d like to see the city.” “Understood.”

[soysaucegoeswithwverything requested: gifs of darcy offering Lizzie a ride to Marina.]

#emotional about these babies #lizzie bennet diaries #queue

coketalk

The trailer for Spring Breakers is fucking bananas. It looks like the movie is going to be an epic poem, an Odyssey of American trash culture. I can’t wait.

freekicks

i love harmony korine so much. crazy fucker. from his wikipedia page:

Korine originally intended to follow up Gummo with a short-lived project known as Fight Harm, filmed by illusionist David Blaine. It comprised footage of Korine engaging random people in actual street fights. In these he followed rules of always provoking the fight and continuing until threat of death. Korine, who often said he would die for the cinema, hoped to make a cross between a Buster Keaton vehicle and a snuff film, but after only six fights, he was hospitalized and forced to abandon the project.

#pls #queue

mothernaturesdaughter

La Revolution Charmeuse

Or: That One Lady Who Gets Lucky During The Entire Movie

inthedebtofathief-deactivated20

#i didn’t want to ruin my own photoset#but the next day she had to scrub their blood from the pavement #those nice barricade boys who were always drunk or making speeches #who she kept screaming at but secretly she made them banners and gave them bread #and in the middle of all the screams and the blood she had to close the door to them#because she has children and the children have got to be fed #and she knows she should count her blessings #but when silence finally falls she sees a limp body and blonde curls #and she remembers charming gentleman kisses in her rough hands #it was so long since someone kissed her hand #and now she scrubs his blood from the pavement