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@bananaleaves
part time sheriff, full time comedian
As a kid you see seahorses in cartoons as actual underwater horses for the fish people to ride on and it makes u never really realize how fucking weird seahorses actually are. Forget the horse part and just look at this fish. It’s a serpentine type fish like an eel, with a tube shaped body, but it’s stuck in a stiff C shape and can mostly only articulate its head and tail. So it swims standing upright. With its weird tiny hummingbird fins. Is this weird to anyone else
it's also kind of hard to get until you see it but they are literally just barely wrapped around their skeletons. there is no extra meat there.
a tiny bony as hell animal with a prehensile tail that is incapable of swimming like other fish (so they cling to seaweed and coral). they can do mpreg. some of them are ambush predators. nobody does this like them
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“The Inaugural Swim” | Widow’s Bay 1x03
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"As I look around this room at friends old and new… I feel grateful. For there is always time to change the course of history. And tonight, tomorrow starts today."
Widow's Bay, S01E04
WIDOW'S BAY | 1x02 - LODGING
Inde Navarrette photographed by Nick Rasmussen for Schön Magazine (May 2026)
WIDOW'S BAY 1.02
I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.
THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op
Ohhhh yeah
it’s like no one wants to fucking take their bloody hands and cup their lover’s face, making a streak of red on their cheek with their thumb before passionately kissing anymore
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999) dir. Eduardo Sánchez & Daniel Myrick
"I know how to leisure. I know how to leisure perfectly." SOPHIE BAEK in BRIDGERTON SEASON 4
i hope when i choose not to allow apps to send me notifications it hurts them