[asta-barnes-rogers]

✩𝐈'𝐦 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐚 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬-𝐑𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐘𝐃𝐑𝐀 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.

✩𝐈'𝐦 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲/𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬

✩𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝟒𝟎 𝐭𝐨 𝟓𝟎% 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐦

✩𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐰

✩𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠

✩𝐈'𝐦 𝟏𝟓 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤... 𝐇𝐘𝐃𝐑𝐀 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬.

✩░▒▓▆▅▃▂▁𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲▁▂▃▅▆▓▒░✩

✩𝐃𝐚𝐝: @that-punk-from-brooklyn

✩𝐏𝐚𝐩𝐚: @james-barnes-wintersoldier

✩𝐀𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐞/𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐚: @madame-valeria-delacroix, @the-barnes-girl

✩𝐀𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬: @tiny-barnes-sibling

✩𝐏𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰

✩𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬: 𝐔𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲

✩𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬: 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬/𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬

✩░▒▓▆▅▃▂▁𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬▁▂▃▅▆▓▒░✩

✩𝐍𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚

✩𝐍𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚

✩𝐍𝐨 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖

✩𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞

✩// = 𝐨𝐨𝐜

✩𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧: @0asta0

// Dividers by @sister-lucifer

// Rustic wolf

// Bones and Paws

[stephsu]

CHARACTER BIO:  Wade Wilson

“Maximum effort.” (insp.)

[d-adpool]

so is this a good option for a doormat???

or this one??

there was no spidey one with a good witty phrase sadly

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

we have to have a normal doormat outside so people think this is a normal house, but i do like the deadpool one maybe for inside the garage door. not that i ever drive the odyssey. guess i'll have to start if i'm gonna teach @asta-barnes-rogers to drive tho

[asta-barnes-rogers]

You think that's a good idea?

[d-adpool]

i know how to drive, babycakes, i just never do it because i have portals now. but you're not ALWAYS gonna have a portal in your pocket. probably

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Fair enough.

[d-adpool]

so is this a good option for a doormat???

or this one??

there was no spidey one with a good witty phrase sadly

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

we have to have a normal doormat outside so people think this is a normal house, but i do like the deadpool one maybe for inside the garage door. not that i ever drive the odyssey. guess i'll have to start if i'm gonna teach @asta-barnes-rogers to drive tho

[asta-barnes-rogers]

You think that's a good idea?

[d-adpool]

Deadpool what should I do if someone is on our property and hating on mutants?

- @asta-barnes-rogers

oh! uh hang on i'll be right out. keep them busy ok?

[asta-barnes-rogers]

They're mean but I'll do my best to stall them.

[that-punk-from-brooklyn]

//Guess who's back for good now :3

- @asta-barnes-rogers

//yay!! I’ve missed rp with you — just be aware I’m a tad less active than I used to be because of lifeeee but I’m still playing:)

[asta-barnes-rogers]

//Completely understandable. I missed doing rps with you as well :)

[that-punk-from-brooklyn]

//basic update is that Steve and Charlie are still engaged and Quinn has a partner (the mod isn’t super active tho but that’s still going on) and the have a Bucky living with them

[asta-barnes-rogers]

//Thank you for the summery of what I've missed! I'll keep that in mind.

[that-punk-from-brooklyn]

//Guess who's back for good now :3

- @asta-barnes-rogers

//yay!! I’ve missed rp with you — just be aware I’m a tad less active than I used to be because of lifeeee but I’m still playing:)

[asta-barnes-rogers]

//Completely understandable. I missed doing rps with you as well :)

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Look at that we found another mutie!

@friends-of-humanity

*Asta looks at the group keeping their service dog close.*

"Why are you on private property?"

[friends-of-humanity]

We're mutie hunting!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

There's none here. Get off my property...

[friends-of-humanity]

You're a mutie, ain't ya?

[asta-barnes-rogers]

I'm just trying to enjoy my day off. Get off my property.

[friends-of-humanity]

You don't have any property! You're a mutie!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

This is my home. My property. Go away...

They pull their service dog close scared the group will harm the German Shepherd

[friends-of-humanity]

You can't tell us what to do. We have rights!

One of them throws a rock at Asta.

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Asta blocks the rock with their arm when the rock gets close to their German Shepherd.

Hey! You almost hit my service dog!

[friends-of-humanity]

Funny, we were aiming at the other dog.

One of them aims a punch at Asta's jaw.

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Asta automatically blocks the punch their fight or flight triggered.

I didn't do anything!

[friends-of-humanity]

You exist, that's enough!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Leave me alone!

[friends-of-humanity]

Not until we get rid of ya!

Another yanks the dog away from Asta.

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Let him go!! He's a service dog!!

Asta aims a dagger at the member who grabbed the German Shepard while trembling.

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Look at that we found another mutie!

@friends-of-humanity

*Asta looks at the group keeping their service dog close.*

"Why are you on private property?"

[friends-of-humanity]

We're mutie hunting!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

There's none here. Get off my property...

[friends-of-humanity]

You're a mutie, ain't ya?

[asta-barnes-rogers]

I'm just trying to enjoy my day off. Get off my property.

[friends-of-humanity]

You don't have any property! You're a mutie!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

This is my home. My property. Go away...

They pull their service dog close scared the group will harm the German Shepherd

[friends-of-humanity]

You can't tell us what to do. We have rights!

One of them throws a rock at Asta.

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Asta blocks the rock with their arm when the rock gets close to their German Shepherd.

Hey! You almost hit my service dog!

[friends-of-humanity]

Funny, we were aiming at the other dog.

One of them aims a punch at Asta's jaw.

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Asta automatically blocks the punch their fight or flight triggered.

I didn't do anything!

[friends-of-humanity]

You exist, that's enough!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Leave me alone!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Look at that we found another mutie!

@friends-of-humanity

*Asta looks at the group keeping their service dog close.*

"Why are you on private property?"

[friends-of-humanity]

We're mutie hunting!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

There's none here. Get off my property...

[friends-of-humanity]

You're a mutie, ain't ya?

[asta-barnes-rogers]

I'm just trying to enjoy my day off. Get off my property.

[friends-of-humanity]

You don't have any property! You're a mutie!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

This is my home. My property. Go away...

They pull their service dog close scared the group will harm the German Shepherd

[friends-of-humanity]

You can't tell us what to do. We have rights!

One of them throws a rock at Asta.

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Asta blocks the rock with their arm when the rock gets close to their German Shepherd.

Hey! You almost hit my service dog!

[friends-of-humanity]

Funny, we were aiming at the other dog.

One of them aims a punch at Asta's jaw.

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Asta automatically blocks the punch their fight or flight triggered.

I didn't do anything!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Look at that we found another mutie!

@friends-of-humanity

*Asta looks at the group keeping their service dog close.*

"Why are you on private property?"

[friends-of-humanity]

We're mutie hunting!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

There's none here. Get off my property...

[friends-of-humanity]

You're a mutie, ain't ya?

[asta-barnes-rogers]

I'm just trying to enjoy my day off. Get off my property.

[friends-of-humanity]

You don't have any property! You're a mutie!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

This is my home. My property. Go away...

They pull their service dog close scared the group will harm the German Shepherd

[friends-of-humanity]

You can't tell us what to do. We have rights!

One of them throws a rock at Asta.

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Asta blocks the rock with their arm when the rock gets close to their German Shepherd.

Hey! You almost hit my service dog!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Look at that we found another mutie!

@friends-of-humanity

*Asta looks at the group keeping their service dog close.*

"Why are you on private property?"

[friends-of-humanity]

We're mutie hunting!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

There's none here. Get off my property...

[friends-of-humanity]

You're a mutie, ain't ya?

[asta-barnes-rogers]

I'm just trying to enjoy my day off. Get off my property.

[friends-of-humanity]

You don't have any property! You're a mutie!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

This is my home. My property. Go away...

They pull their service dog close scared the group will harm the German Shepherd

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Look at that we found another mutie!

@friends-of-humanity

*Asta looks at the group keeping their service dog close.*

"Why are you on private property?"

[friends-of-humanity]

We're mutie hunting!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

There's none here. Get off my property...

[friends-of-humanity]

You're a mutie, ain't ya?

[asta-barnes-rogers]

I'm just trying to enjoy my day off. Get off my property.

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Look at that we found another mutie!

@friends-of-humanity

*Asta looks at the group keeping their service dog close.*

"Why are you on private property?"

[friends-of-humanity]

We're mutie hunting!

[asta-barnes-rogers]

There's none here. Get off my property...

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Look at that we found another mutie!

@friends-of-humanity

*Asta looks at the group keeping their service dog close.*

"Why are you on private property?"

[asta-barnes-rogers]

//Mun is back for good now

[official-buckybarnes]

G’night everyone. No motivational speech’s tonight, sorry about that. Hope everyone sleeps well.

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Good night Bucky.