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death note / deltarune / classical literature

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gelp me how do i fix this

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had a coffee pot fall on my finger from a distance and my first instinct was “im gonna blog about that” and then my second instinct was “am i addicted to tumblr” and my third instinct was “OW OW OW OW”

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its about to be 6 pm rn and yk what im looking forward to? 8 pm so i can have dinner and hopefully be in bed by like 10 pm. ive done nothing all day except sit on my bed watching jjk. summer life is good

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i think i may have dropped my keys in the park fuccckkkk

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ever looked at the guy you used to like and go “god what the fuck was i on”

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it takes little to entertain me

[jam-budz]

Anddddd… here’s the final day of @mattmelloweek !

Today’s prompt was “wedding,” so I had them go to Lidner’s wedding :)

(sorry I CANNOT see them having their own wedding)

It was so fun taking part in this event!! I think this is my first time actually FINISHING one of these

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pov you and your dog were having a very calm night he stayed with you while you were falling asleep then decided to just throw up on your fucking bed (and eat his vomit)

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dude i wanna eat something but my mom and her bf are watching tv at fucking 1 am can they just fucking go to sleep so i can go into the kitchen and make myself ramen 😭😭

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here's my evil cat who likes bully those who are vulnerable

helo evil cat!!!

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The puppy of innocence and whimsy is saying sharp objects are bad

this is so sweet im crying thank you <333333

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i need somone to remove all sharp objects from my room now please

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hey btw now that mattmello week is over and even though i was only able to participate for two days cause life shout out to @wartankhorse for reading the two fanfics

[wartankhorse]

hey twin distract me from the Evil

uh. uh… mello headcanon #2867: sleeptalks sometimes and it seriously creeps matt out

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thank you the Evil is now gone from my mind

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dubai princess is a real phenomenon ✌️✌️fym you cant drink tap water and refuse to walk more than 30 minutes without a an uber ✌️✌️✌️and you cant handle life without an ac at a max temp of 18 degrees ✌️✌️

[wartankhorse]

ohhhh it was a joke and i shouldn’t really be getting so pressed about it ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok sorry guys sor

[asterheliothis]

hey can someone be like Nice to me