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𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃  𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐏 .   if you wanna write with me on there i’ll make us a server! u can also add me to chat/plot.  mutuals only please.   zoinks!#7127

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send "Can I buy you a drink?" and my muse will react to your muse hitting on them in a bar

[ofdaeth]

                                               𝐈  𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑  𝐍𝐎  𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋  ,                                           𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖  𝐈𝐒  𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄                                          𝐀𝐍𝐃  𝐒𝐎  𝐈𝐒  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐘 .

                                               𝙵𝙴𝙰𝚁𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝚈 𝙴𝙼𝙼𝙰 .

[stonvm]

𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕪𝕟 𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕖 .

NOTE TO SELF: If she owns a car, destroy it beyond repair… “——…” Robyn paused from his meal, inhaling that cigarette smoke. He exhaled calmly. It reminded him of New York— the busy streets. The people. The second-hand smoke. He doesn’t miss any of that, at all. The werewolf doesn’t like confrontation with girls. He was raised better than that. But, he was never a fan of being disrespected, by anyone. “Okay, sorry I brought it up. B U T…” He stood up ( 5′11 – if we’re keeping score ), drink in hand, only to pour the remainder on her and her damned smoke. “This is for not being being considerate, SWEETHEART.” He left his food behind and walked away, upon the uproar of laughter starting.

         𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙮'𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙖 𝙘𝙞𝙧𝙘𝙡𝙚  𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚜𝚙𝚜 , 𝚌𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚛 , 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚜 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.

         " 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 , 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗' 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚛 ?? " 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜  , 𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚟𝚎. " 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗' 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 !! "

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𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕜𝕚 .

「”Trust me, I ask my best friend to kill me literally every day,” Stiles sighs as she gets into the car. Peering at his mirrors for a moment, he catches red eyes before they’re gone in the blink of an eye. Shaking his head, he swallows and pulls away from the preserve. “So,” he begins as they drive through the thick forests. “Uh, I never caught your name - I’m Stiles,” he introduces, keeping a careful eye on the road - last the needed was for an accident to happen. 」

          " 𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙮 , " 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙮 ,  𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊 𝚌𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚔 , 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚛. " 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 ?? "

[lilithmemes]

𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃𝐒  𝐎𝐅  𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐘   :   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.

with  birds  of  prey   having  come  out   ,   i  figured  i’d  make  a  meme  out  of  it.   i  can’t  promise  these  are  spoiler  free   ,   but  luckily   ,   it  won’t  spoil  that  much.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  needed.     please  remember  to  reblog  from  the  source  if  you  aren’t  going  to  send  something  in.

❛   they  say  if  you  wanna  tell  a  story  right  ,  you  gotta  start  at  the  beginning.   ❜

❛   i  was  the  brains  behind  some  of  mr.  j’s  biggest  stunts.   ❜

❛   it  was  time  for   (  city  here  )   to  meet  the  new   (  character  name  )   ,   so  i  really  put  myself  out  there.   ❜

❛   it’s  not  a  party  without  a  little  drama  ,  am  i  right  ?   ❜

❛   i  hadn’t  told  people  about  the  breakup  ,  but  you  have  to  understand  ,  being   ____ ‘s  girlfriend  /  boyfriend  gave  me  new  meaning.   ❜

❛   i  could  do  whatever  i  wanted  to  whoever  i  wanted.   ❜

❛   i  needed  to  find  a  way  to  show  the  world  that  i  cut  ties  for  good.   ❜

❛   lucky  for  me   ,   i  have  all  my  best  ideas  drunk.   ❜

❛   it  was  the  closure  i  needed.   ❜

❛   i  wanted  a  fresh  start.   the  chance  to  be  my  own  woman…   ❜

❛   do  you  know  who  i  am  ?   ❜

❛   she  just  updated  her  relationship  status.   sheis  about  to  find  out  that  a  lot  of  people  want  her  dead.   ❜

❛   is  that  a  snot  bubble  ?   eww  ,  gross.   ❜

❛   i  was  halfway  across town  ,  hungover  and  thinking  about  breakfast.   ❜

❛   turns  out  ,  i  wronged  a  lot  of  people.   ❜

❛   it  took  losing  something  i  truly  love  to  see  that  the  target  on  my  back  was  bigger  than  i  thought.   ❜

❛   hi  boys  !   meeting’s  over.   ❜

❛   i’m  about  to  own  this  city  ,  not  just  the  east.   ❜

❛   ____  has  been  singing  at  ____’s  club  for  the  last  several  years.   ❜

❛   and  for  the  first  time  in  a  long  time  ,  i’m  all  on  my  own.   it’s  great.   ❜

❛   i  don’t  need  your  help  ,  i  got  this.   ❜

❛   you  got  this  ?   no  wonder  everyone  hates  you.   ❜

❛   all  these  years  i  thought  she  was  just  a  pretty  face  with  a  great  set  of  lungs.   ❜

❛   people  don’t  kill  people  i  own  without  my  permission  !   ❜

❛   this  is  spectacular  news.   if  she  doesn’t  belong  to  him  ,  she  belongs  to  me.   ❜

❛   in  the  storytelling  business  ,  this  dummy  swallowing  that  diamond  is  a  complication.   a  complication  that  i  didn’t  need right  now.   ❜

❛   for  all  your  noise  and  luster  ,  you’re  just  a  surly  little  girl  with  no  one  to  protect  her.   ❜

❛   call  me  old  fashioned  ,  but  i  always  thought  the  guy  was  supposed  to  get  the  girl  a  diamond.   ❜

❛   no  cop  ever  gets  anything  done  until  they’re  suspended.   ❜

❛   this  next  bit  ain’t  very  pretty.   ❜

❛   does  she  always  talk  like  a  cop  out  of  a  bad  80s  movie  ?   ❜

❛   they  call themselves  birds  of  prey.   ❜

❛   i  call  them  dorky  little  do - gooders.   ❜

❛   hyenas  really  do  have  nine  lives.   ❜

❛   i  made  the  kid  my  apprentice  ,  call  me  a  softy.   i  dare  ya.   ❜

❛   do  you  know  what  a  harlequin  is  ?   a  harlequin’s  role  is  to  serve.   it’s  nothing  without  a  master.   and  no  one  gives  two  shits  who  we  are  beyond  that.   ❜

❛   none  of  us  are  walking  out  of  here  unless  we  work  together.   ❜

❛   isn’t  this  fun  ?   ❜

❛   it’s  just  like  a  sleepover    —   we  should  order  pizza  ,  make  cosmos  !   ❜

❛   i’m  the  one  they  should  be  scared  off.   ❜

❛   unless  we  all  wanna  die  very  unpleasant  deaths  ,  we’re  gonna  have  to  work  together.   ❜

❛   psychologically  speaking  ,  vengeance  rarely  brings  the  catharsis  we  hope  for.   ❜

❛   is  that  a  hyena  in  a  bathtub  ?   ❜

❛   i  named  him  bruce  after  that  hunky  wayne  guy.   ❜

❛   it’s  time  for  gotham  to  meet  the  birds  of  prey.   ❜

❛   i  don’t  have  rage  issues  !   ❜

❛   hey  !   i  know  that  guy  !   ❜

❛   i’m  about  to  learn  that  a  lot  of  people  want  me  dead.   ❜

❛   i’m  not  shopping  at  this  store.   i’m  robbing  this  store.   ❜

❛   paying  is  for  dummies  !   ❜

❛   fucking  fabulous  ,  if  you  ask  me.   ❜

❛   you  know  what  they  say   —   behind  every  successful  man  is  a  badass broad.   ❜

❛   who’s  having  a  good  time  ?   ❜

❛   i  told  you  she  had  a  killer  voice.   ❜

❛   aren’t  you  glad  you  wore  that  ?   sexy  and  bulletproof  !   ❜

❛   it’s  not  a  fucking  bow  and  arrow.   it’s  a  crossbow.   i’m  not  twelve.   ❜

❛   you  killed  my  sandwich  !   ❜

❛   i  stole  your  ring.   ❜

❛   why  don’t  i  own  the  crossbow  killer  ?   i  like  crossbows  !   ❜

❛   what  a  way  to  start  my  new  life   ——   the  perfect  egg  sandwich.   ❜

❛   oh  !   you’re  that  psycho  chick.   ❜

❛   if  he  gets  the  diamond  ,  he’ll  be  unstopable.   ❜

❛   if  you  want  boys  to  respect  you  ,  show  them  you’re  serious.   shoot  something  ,  blow  it  up  !   ❜

❛   i’m  sorry  ,  kid.   i’m  just  a  terrible  person  i  guess.   ❜

❛   that  is  childhood  trauma  right  there.   ❜

❛   you  made  me  want  to  be  a  less  terrible  person.   ❜

❛   i  underestimated  you  ,  and  i’m  sorry.   ❜

❛   i’m  used  to  it.   ❜

❛   here’s  the  thing  about  new  love  ,  you  have  to  feed  it.  ❜

❛   i  was  never  an  establishment  kind  of  gal.   ❜

❛   if  you  ever  watched  any  cop  show  ever   ,   you  know  this  is  when  shit  gets  real.   ❜

[deactivated-blog]

Send “👋” if you want to RP with me but have been too shy to approach.

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[codeworna]

                                    ＡＬＬＩＳＯＮ ＡＲＧＥＮＴ                             ＥＳＴ． ２０１４ ／ ＲＥＶ． ２０２０                                      ＡＤＯＲＥＤ ＢＹ ＥＭＭＡ

[stonvm]

woops spent all day on prudence , i’ll get to replies here later tonight / tomorrow!

[trashmemes]

LAST PODCAST ON THE LEFT SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 12   —   quotes from pulled from the podcast hosted by marcus parks, ben kissel, and henry zebrowski. contains nsfw content. feel free to make alterations.

i think the most important lesson here is that spite is the best motivator in the universe.

alright, take it easy! you’re in talking jail!

that’s certainly not wink wink wink wink wink real advice wink wink wink.

not to be too controversial, but i like breasts.

i feel good, i feel cleansed.

people have been taking pictures of me on the subway for years.

what kind of batman am i? am i george clooney batman?

if it wasn’t for your loving mother, you would’ve been a serial killer.

i have some blood on my hands if you’re just judging me by my dreams.

do not talk about your weird “pig is in the oven” sex.

legally, if you say it’s a bit, you can’t be charged for crimes.

yeah, man. it’s cute as fucking hell, dude. all this shit’s CUTE AS FUCK!

we might be in jail right now and this is all a figment of our imaginations.

anywhere in the rust belt, you can get a hand job at an applebee’s.

i love whiskey, but sometimes what it does is it makes your spirit hard but your penis very soft.

human consciousness really was a mistake, wasn’t it?

the struggle is real. we’re all jfk this week, and life is hard.

my whole thing is that my body is a weapon for me to use against society.

i feel fine. i’m the happiest i’ve ever been.

this is so much more fun than stopping at a gas station for directions.

never record yourself. learn from nixon!

all you can do to really ruin a dinner in the 1970′s is shit your pants.

i’ve been shouting about it quite a bit.

you know when you’re high on cocaine and also hammered, but trying to tell secrets but no one else is around?

one cool thing about investigating your own murder, you’ll solve it.

i just hate nerd confidence.

nothing excites the youth more giving ‘em a fucking turtle.

you’d be bad in the fbi.

don’t you wish i had talent? you don’t think that i don’t wish that i had talent?

i know a lot of lawyers and i also know a lot of them that love cocaine.

well, i’m just thinking about- well, first of all, dunkin’ donuts.

your mind is far weaker than i thought it was.

john kerry, the only man i’ve ever believed in.

so you think you can trust the skies? haha, how simple and sweet your life must be.

i’m just reporting the facts, sir.

[sucubtch]

                                          𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖆 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖊 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋                                      𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖘 𝖜𝖊 𝖉𝖔 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖘                                    𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖓𝖔 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖊

                                                                            @

[sucubtch]

pls let me know which muses interest you in case i make a mumu  ♡

[sucubtch]

                                          𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖆 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖊 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋                                      𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖘 𝖜𝖊 𝖉𝖔 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖘                                    𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖓𝖔 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖊

                                                                            @

[stonvm]

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