Noxī

all pronouns ! 18 yrs ! obsessed w/ villainous

[overthinkingblue]

omg Emiru finally joined the server and met Ewroon guys !!

Her voice sounds kinda weird but it must be the wind ...

[mudpuru]

Forced compliance?

[everydaygremlin]

I HATE CHEMISTRY. THE THINGS ARE ALWAYS DOING THINGS. STOP DOING THAT.

[the-haiku-bot]

I HATE CHEMISTRY.

THE THINGS ARE ALWAYS DOING

THINGS. STOP DOING THAT.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[strokingout]

hold on i have to do everything

[crabussy]

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

[crabussy]

he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me

[ID: Child's art of eight simply rendered skeletons scribbled over and covered in blue. End ID]

[noosferik]

damn daniel was AI?!

[noosferik]

many of you seem to be under the impression that I'm claiming the damn daniel video was AI, but no, the video was recorded by real camera artists and unproblematic. Damn Daniel, the boy, was an artificial intelligence incubated by Palantir to blend into normal society.

[noosferik]

turn on the tv, any channel

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[cinnamnt]

i can’t stop thinking about this soulless husk i saw at a thrift market today. like okay um Hi

[littleguysdaily]

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[weirdness-is-good]

[shortgremlinman]

Burger queen divorced him

[only-tiktoks]

[picturesque-about-it]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Birds are basically the dinosaurs that managed to “nooo you wouldn’t hurt a cute little baby guy on his birthday” their way out of a mass extinction

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Alternatively, birds:

(Asteriornis art by Phillip Krzeminski)

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[homeofhousechickens]

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[retquits]

she hugs her own foot like it’s a stuffed animal i’m gonna throw up

[puppygirllaika]

police departments love to be like "we need more money to fight all the crime that's been happening lately" and they show a graph with crime going up at then you look into the numbers and it's like "the ten percent increase in crime was correlated with a ten percent increase in active policing hours" and it's like oh okay so the crime factory needs more money because the crime factory stayed open late to manufacture more crime in order to convince us to give more money to the crime factory. Where can I get off this carousel of misery?

[puppygirllaika]

police departments love to be like "yes, we ruined the lives of thousands more young black folks, but you have to understand: we wanted a tank, and you weren't giving us new-tank money."

[parakeet]

this gif is fucking me up. stop. stop. youre squorshing her and shes Just a Baby

[whoturnedgravityoff]

from what i've heard, this is what happened last night