one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake
i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw
Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more
American beverages are more addictive than crack cocaine.
Well, technically cocaine was once part of an American beverage, so, yes.
Good call.
They took cocaine out of the drinks because it was the least addictive component
