Jul 15
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Messing with pets sometimes means ending up a bit creature yourself, trust
KenFucky Derby as a term is frying me and i have it here now
They turned off reblogs but it's so funny and i wanna be able to find it again so I'm putting it here
Original post: https://www.tumblr.com/the-uncanny-dag/815409304948637696?source=share
Audio warning: it ends up sounding so wet at some point, it's hilarious but yeah watch out
ai just starts fucking dying and it's obliterating me
Edit: favorite tags from the og post cause god this thing makes me giggle and i don't want it lost to the ether
Another to cherry pick dialogue and interactions from for inspiration
This one also frying me so i put it here so i don't lose it
Highlights i love
A) him booking it on sand and the team of camera guys and the producer (? Island handler??) running after him all while screaming PAPI PAPI
B) him shedding clothes as he ran (in an attempt to gain speed? Out of betrayal? Idk??)
C) slapping the camera on the beach so hard it fell over and changed color
Putting this here cause i like it and it's fun
Sometimes something crumples and sometimes something does way more than crumple but not quite snap or crunch and i think we need a new word that gives the right sound to emphasize that
I propose that we say Crample for when some intensely crumples but isn't fully snapping, cracking or crunching but is definitely a step above crumble or crumple or crinkle
Crample is to crumple as "crash into" is to "fell into"
It's just slightly crunchier
All day i just keep going "Green 💚 buge 🪲" because it's corrupted me as a phrase, and also keep making that one monkey/lemur noise
So now in between half sung lyrics of songs stuck in my head i just go "🪲💚grEEn 💚🪲bUUgg🪲💚 🐒UUuwAA-ooOO🙉 OOooOo-WAH oo oo 🙊" at random
I feel like funky parrot that listened to too many Instagram reels and tiktoks and just regurgitates noises and phrases all day