Curiouser and Curiouser

Handle with care and a vague feeling of existential dread.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jodiefoster]

can’t relate 

[thexfiles]

To what

[jodiefoster]

i just can’t relate 

[rocktheholygrail]

Michael Schur’s speech at The Good Place series finale table read

[nautilus1996]

 i think we can be evil. as a treat

[slaughtertime-deactivated202308]

we?

[nautilus1996]

we :)

[asthewheelwills]

Remember this, kids:

There’s no such thing as a balance of power in a capitalist system.  Consider the following: your supervisor/manager probably gets to review you every year to say whether you’re a good employee.  Do you ever get to do the same and say whether they are a good manager?

[mapsontheweb]

Average Jean Colors Per State, 2018

[luncheon-aspic]

Jeography

[12345675432132345643-deactivate]

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Ain’t that the vampire baby from Twilight?

[loveandlucky]

This is funnier than any joke told by 90 percent of the comedians out there

[wtfwljd]

Stokeley Carmichael knew/knows what’s up.

[were-writes]

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

[were-writes]

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

[sci-the-superb]

you. you get it.

(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)

[deadblogdontlook]

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

[krshush]

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

[silver-tongues-blog]

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

[whitepeopletwitter]

[startrekvsfaceapp]

[peridotsarelongterm]

This was exactly my reaction, to the point I made a bet that the movie never happened. Who, I reasoned, would green-light such a ridiculous idea, let alone make an actual movie out of it with a respected franchise like Star Trek?

How little I knew.

[kabaks]

this website is so funny you tell people to read books and they’re like “are you saying every book is equally good???????????!!?!??!?” like no but if you read a few books you’d be better at reading maybe

[yesterdaysprint]

The Galena Evening Times, Kansas, January 15, 1900

[harrypotterhousequotes]

RAVENCLAW: “For most of us, dreams come true only after they do not matter. Only in childhood do we ever have the chance of making dreams come true when they mean everything.” –Lois Wyse (Far From Innocence)

[breawycker]

Me: * sends a text or an email to someone *

Person: * texts or emails me back *

Me: * is too scared to check what they said *

[everythingfox]

Ready for halloween

(via)

[carlaconnors]