Reading the Sunday Paper for the "Funnies"

Stiles Stilinski. Blue Midnight is my jeep. No please stay away from her. Absolutely no one drives her. Except myself, of course. Best friend of Scott McCall. Sometimes your neighborhood Robin-- screw that. ooc: Not Dylan nor am I Stiles. All of this is for role playing purposes. Gifs and pics are now my own. Cred to the owners

[dauntlester-deactivated20151117]

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[astilesandajeep]

Mandy Moore - When Will My Life Begin?

[astilesandajeep]

Bored--

[geniuscandace-blog-blog]

[grabs his arm and narrows her eyes] Spill, Stiles or I swear to you that the next scream I give is to announce your pathetic death.

[astilesandajeep]

Oh my god, who know you had a death grip. Uhm, I-- okay. Fine, I will tell you. Just don't be angry with me. [Stiles looks down at his feet. Trying to form was hard in that moment] You know that Carnival? Oh yeah, well-- something really funny happened. You would not believe what happened. [Speaking as fast as he could] I slept with two people at said Carnival. [He was hoping she would not hear his mess of word. Soon he started laughing like it was a joke]

[celinawithclaws-blog]

So this is Mystic Falls

[celinawithclaws-blog]

You don’t seem so ecstatic to be living here, is it really that bad?  Well that can be a negative or postive, depending on how good it is.

[astilesandajeep]

That's because I've lived here-- forever. It get's old and boring. 

You are talking to a foodie here. Food is my everything and more. You just gotta eat the right things. Or try something you've never tried. 

[mediaxgypsy-deactivated20161215]

Not the strangest place I've been to..

[mediaxgypsy-deactivated20161215]

"Tense? I’m not tense and what are video games? I don’t have time to focus on worldy items." Castiel looked at the boy with a more serious look. "I understand. Death is always around and he isn’t as pleasant as you think."

[astilesandajeep]

"Video games are--" Stiles was taken aback by his words. "Di-Did you just say? Death is like-- a person?" Trying to swallow, Stiles sat down on the ground. "What is wrong with this world. Oh god-- Death is going to come after me. Does he like actually kill people. God, I need to know. Gotta prepare." As usual, Stiles went on a rant about dying. Ranting was a normal thing for him. 

[wicked-wxtch-deactivated2013120]

"Oh, I don’t live here. Just passing through. Is that so? Never heard of the place, but sounds interesting. And I’m sure there’s lots to do in a town like this, you just have to have the right attitude."

[astilesandajeep]

I make my own mischief with my best friend. Get into trouble with my dad a lot. You'd think I'd learn? But never! Adventure is in my blood. Unless I'm playing video games or sleeping. Which is a lot. Oh, you aren't staying? That's too bad...

[thisislaurahale]

want to come with me and get some curly fries Stiles?

[astilesandajeep]

--Yes. My answer will always be yes. 

[mediaxgypsy-deactivated20161215]

Not the strangest place I've been to..

[mediaxgypsy-deactivated20161215]

"Why yes. There is. Why would I joke about something so important and dangerous? There are many things that people do not believe, out there."

[astilesandajeep]

"Dude, why are so, ya know-- tense. Relax a little bit. Or rather you're a bit rigid. Play some video games, maybe? I believe in everything because there's no room to not believe. You know what I'm saying? Death is out there. Others wish death upon us!"

[youcanfeelitinyourballs-blog]

Something's wrong ...

[youcanfeelitinyourballs-blog]

"Heh. Naw, it’s just a feeling. Seriously, though, the bat has a name?"

[astilesandajeep]

"People don't name bats? Honestly though, I'm unsure of how it was named. It happened. It stuck. The end." Shrugging, he ended his small story. A worried expression painted his features.  "We're not all going to die right? I had a dream the world was ending the other night. Didn't sleep the entire night. Played video games instead." That night he beat people on Grand Theft Auto. Also stole cars and for Stiles that was a good night. Food was also involved. 

[mediaxgypsy-deactivated20161215]

Not the strangest place I've been to..

[mediaxgypsy-deactivated20161215]

"Does this town have a lot of demonic activities?"

[astilesandajeep]

"Demonic activity? Oh god-- are you kidding me? There are demons out there? Actually, I am not surprised. I've read about them on the web. Wow-- I am not shocked, yet I am terrified!"

[celinawithclaws-blog]

So this is Mystic Falls

It’s definitely going to be a change.

[astilesandajeep]

Welcome to this town. You're going to absolutely... want to leave. At there's food, though. That's a plus. 

[mediaxgypsy-deactivated20161215]

Not the strangest place I've been to..

[astilesandajeep]

You say that now.... you've stepped into crazy town, man.

[youcanfeelitinyourballs-blog]

Something's wrong ...

[astilesandajeep]

Wh-What do you mean? Do I need the McCall bat?

[astilesandajeep]

Why is my dad watching The Food Network? Not a good idea when I’m hungry. 

[astilesandajeep]

[astilesandajeep]

I just ate ribs, corn, and mash potatoes. My stomach is an endless hole of nothingness. I eat everything back to back. I played video games and stuffed myself with corn bread. I feel better!

[wicked-wxtch-deactivated2013120]

"Now, what’s a girl have to do to have a bit of fun in this town? It seems rather depressing here."

[astilesandajeep]

Move away? It always seems sad and depressing around here. There's the Grill? Food? My go-to place for a really good burger. Other than that-- nada. 

[astilesandajeep]

Why is my dad watching The Food Network? Not a good idea when I'm hungry. 

[scottmccallish]

and if you’re still breathing, you’re the lucky ones