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izzy's playlists!
i don't do bad sauce passes
we're not kids anymore.
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@astrangemix
It costs $0.00 to be loyal to your girlfriend
It also costs $0.00 for your girlfriend to be loyal to you... it's just basic human decency and common sense. However we all know the problem with common sense is that it isn't common. To the unloyal... fuck you. That kind of shit can mess a person up.
āWe are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. Iāve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and Iāve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles. Ā I guess I donāt have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasnāt looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.ā [x] And here we all thought weād have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trickā¦
What the hell kind of test tube did this man walk out of?
i think i finally understand what kojima sees in him
Everything will be OK.
know the difference
It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so hereās a post to help you remember
Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings
Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings
Drake: 4 legs, flightless
Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly
Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered
Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body
Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face
Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real
Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets
as a person passionate as fuck about dragons, i stand by this post
please understand
āThe emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals itā¦ā
Nicholas Sparks, At First Sight (via hplyrikz)
Itās better to be alone than to be in bad company
Anonymous (via aliensfromhell)
Today I shut my cat in the fridge.
Okay, so hereās the deal. Ā Tali loves the fridge. Ā I donāt know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in. Ā She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can. Ā Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that Iāll close the fridge without knowing sheās in there. Ā And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water. Ā I wasnāt really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else. Ā And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight. Ā So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.
Fridge cat just got weirder. Ā Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous. Ā I didnāt want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree. Ā But evidentlyĀ she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out. Ā But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of. Ā Sheās soaking wet now, and very content. Ā
I told Tali she was famous. Ā She and her stuffed husky celebrated.
This is the kind of content I joined for
Can Tali and I hang out sometime
Pokemon Mashups
The people in the apartment below me are playing āNever Have I Everā and Iām smoking on my porch creeping on their game
Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasnāt intentional! I didnāt know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink
Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest
(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)
Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: Iām being singled out I hate you all
Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew itās before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you wonāt even watch porn with meā¦
(the family is disintegrating)
Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Everā¦.
[People saying ācheersā]
(stop fighting guys youāre tearing this family apartā¦..)
Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.
(Donāt let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)
#TeamEster #BananaSplits
Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink
Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew
#TeamBananaFucking
Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 ITāS NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew
#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon
Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.
#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster
This is spectacular.
Its dark and badly exposed but I had to get a photo with the premiere screen :-D #warcraftmovie #warcraftthebeginning (at Hoyts Australia MELBOURNE CENTRAL)
#metroburgers on point tonight! ! Look at that gorgeous burger! (at Metro Burgers)
Finishing up for tonight with this incredible cosplay! #cosplay #ozcomiccon2016 #ozcomiccon #cosplayer #facepaint #costumeplay #kirkdonaldsonphotography (at Oz Comic Con At The Melbourne Exhibition Centre)
The coca cola knight! Amazing guy from Melbourne who made this all himself and his not even sponsored by coke. Go like his fb page!! #cosplay #cosplayer #knight #kirkdonaldsonphotography #coke #thecocacolaknight #convention #popculture #ozcomiccon2016 #ozcomiccon (at Oz Comic Con At The Melbourne Exhibition Centre)
#ozcomiccon was the most family friendly con I have been to so far. So many kids rocking cool cosplays. These guys were the best to work with. #kidsofcosplay #cosplay #cosplayer #ozcomiccon2016 #frozen #monstersinc #disney #kids #photography #kirkdonaldsonphotography (at Oz Comic Con At The Melbourne Exhibition Centre)
Airbender family group cosplay! #ozcomiccon2016 #ozcomiccon #cosplay #cosplayer #kirkdonaldsonphotography #airbender #avatarthelastairbender #michaelgow (at Oz Comic Con At The Melbourne Exhibition Centre)
Melbourne cosplayers just brought their A game this weekend! #cosplay #cosplayer #kirkdonaldsonphotography #ozcomiccon2016 #ozcomiccon (at Oz Comic Con At The Melbourne Exhibition Centre)
