Storied Treasures

Nicole. Sometimes writer. Constant procrastinator. Raised in the wild by pumpkins.

[thememedaddy]

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[penandinkprincess]

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

[glitterypopcorn]

that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

sometimes a bad bitch just needs to sit by the sea

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[shisasan]

5 June 1926 Letters to Véra by Vladimir Nabokov

[24x81]

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[papayajuan2019]

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

[raccooncomic]

219. Planner

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[muuutant]

You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?

[goth-queen]

[snowbairdd]

ONE HUNDRED AND ONE DALMATIANS (1961) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman, Hamilton Luske, Clyde Geronimi