[astridhampton]

My pay was just cut.

Fucking wonderful. 

[astridhampton]

Why is it that

[asherxdavis]

I know, I know. Doesn’t mean I can’t share my distaste, does it? I dunno how you girls stand it.

[astridhampton]

It's easy money and it takes a special kind of gal to take her clothes off in front of these guys. 

[astridhampton]

Why is it that

[asherxdavis]

I don’t like the point but whatever floats your boat.

[astridhampton]

No one is making you visit, babe.

[astridhampton]

Why is it that

[asherxdavis]

Yeah, but he’s makin’ money off of you girls just being stared at by a buncha drunk, lonely guys.

[astridhampton]

Yeah. That's the point. 

[astridhampton]

Why is it that

[asherxdavis]

To be a decent person? But I guess when you run a business off of objectifying women so much, there’s no room for that.

[astridhampton]

Honey, we're not being objectified. We all choose to be here.

[astridhampton]

Why is it that

[asherxdavis]

Okay, so I’m not the best at planning where to stash some knives.

But in all seriousness, can your boss do anything about it?

[astridhampton]

He's getting paid. Why the hell should he care?

[astridhampton]

Why is it that

[asherxdavis]

That would be a little hazardous, don’t you think?

Maybe something in your top would be better.

[astridhampton]

That wouldn't be noticeable at all while I take my clothes off, right?

[astridhampton]

Why is it that

[asherxdavis]

Chop their hands off like they use to in the good ol’ days

[astridhampton]

Yeah, because I carry fucking knives in my panties, right?

[astridhampton]

Why is it that

Patrons don't understand that to touch, you have to pay extra. Yuck.