moved accounts

[astriline]

hey yall! im officially back from hiatus but.... on a new profile! i wanted a new account for a fresh start so that i dont have to see my old name all over the place on this blog. if anyone wants to know where i am now just message me and ill link my new blog! thank u all for the memories ive made over my 7 years here but im moving on for the sake of myself and pursuing a new journey! 

[astriline]

it’s dangerous to go alone, take this

[excalibur493]

sead kudes

… I think it’s meant to say “seal ganon”, but it’s lookin real close to “send nudes”.

[astriline]

no it is supposed to say send nudes.

[astriline]

still on an indefinite hiatus from most social media but i do still have twitter and discord so if anyone is interested in keeping up with me there just message me and i uhhh might get back to you 

[astriline]

hey everyone. i have been... very sad recently. a little before the quarantine started suddenly a lot of terrible things started happening to me and everything just kept piling up and even more stuff happened ever since. i havent been this deep in depression for several years.

i decided to leave social media for a bit to recuperate, and ive tried to focus more on my art. im trying to heal before i start becoming self destructive and frankly i am very much on the verge of making a terrible decision. 

but im gonna be strong. im gonna pull through and kick my problems in the ass! this is a quick doodle i made of my feelings, including the ponytail ive taken to wearing since i havent had a haircut in months, but when/if i return to tumblr i will make a happier drawing of myself. just as sloppy and quick as this but i think it will really represent my growth. 

to my great friends and mutuals, thank you for your support. i really dont have anything else to say, ill just start on my hiatus and maybe one day return. 

[astriline]

hey everyone I'm gonna fuck off of social media for a bit goodbye

[strangerstarsandlands]

exactly

[chrissongzzz]

[nitemvres]

For real! Run away!!

[catie-does-things]

In retrospect, the fact that it was a meme for a good five years that none of us knew what was going to happen in the year 2020 seems oddly prescient.

[kaijuno]

“haha sorry I don’t have 2020 vision” none of us did :(

[nerdjpg]

[42chickens]

Here’s the thing, the name is now Jeffrey. I run science shows for kids, and at the start I get them to name a prop character. 80% of the time, they name it Jeffery. I have no clue why. My co-workers have observed the same phenomenon. 

I now carry around a laminated sign that says Jeffrey, and pull it out when a kid says it. And thinking I’m some kind of psychic, they loose their shit.

[sweatbox-deactivated20230205]

stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this

[triforce-princess]

[astriline]

I don't have a hyperfixation rn and it feels awful :(

[babyanimalgifs]

So tiny 

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[fenkko]

[256gb]

[cyelatm]

[byjove]

Yesterday while out the mall I walked by Hot Topic and in the window was this sweatshirt:

“That is pretty neat,” I thought. “as someone who likes both Rick and Morty and tie dye, I am vaguely interested in buying that.”

But then my senses came to me. As I stood at the window, H&M purchases in one hand and my phone in the other I suffered an Scrubs-like internal monologue.

“What are you doing Max, you can’t wear that to school. It would ruin your reputation as a pretentious boarding school educated Andy Warhol enthusiast. You would be roasted to a crisp. The lads would laugh you into extinction. Even the guys who like Rick and Morty. And if your Tumblr audience saw you wearing that you would be burned to a crisp.”

“But you love that show. That shirt would look great with your overalls. You like Rick and Morty. You wasted several days of your life binge-watching it. When have you ever cared what people thought? Your apathy is your defining feature. Besides, it isn’t as though you create Rick and Morty Musicallys and write incest fanfiction. It’s a shirt. A shirt you like. Buy it, you have money.”

I took two confident steps towards the entrance before I stopped.

“What if while you’re wearing it someone walks up to you and simply says “I’m Pickle Rick!” What will you do? You will punch them. You will be arrested for assault and spend two years in prison. Your life will be ruined. The conviction will mean you cannot get a job. You will have nothing but the shirt on your back. A Rick and Morty shirt.”

I didn’t buy it.

[swain-the-stain]

- “The Road Not Taken”, (Robert Frost, 1916)