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Hello! The world is so much better with music in it! Ryan/30/CA/Taken!

[captain-price-returns]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[yossyislandd]

it genuinely feels like this

[bicryingpotato]

How does it feel when you finally do the very simple task you’ve been procrastinating for the last 6 months.

[segamascott]

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

[newblvotg]

Back in the day . . .

[elnerdo19v2]

💾

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[kayden-i-guess]

Starting a collection.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

gnomes in a tree stump weeping with guilt as they turn their lollipops in the keyholes to arm and launch the intercontinental ballistic thistle

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

their commanding gnofficer standing behind them with a pine needle saying he won't hesitate to gnexecute them for defying a direct gnorder

[official-dnd-posts]

official dnd post

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

no the fuck it isn't. go away

[fungicidecarhorn64ad]

Official Gnomeo and Juliet post

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

you. keep talking

[haonqq]

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

[haonqq]

ALL OF THEM

[ahsadler]

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[mousiebites]

just took an edible and my mind expanded big enough that i have found out how to fix and change my mom

[mousiebites]

folks, it turns out she cannot be saved, and actually, should be damned to hell

[citoyen-rouge]

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[spiralfucker]

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

[pansydivided]

im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more

[boringkate]

Someone somewhere is the best in the world at sucking dick and it's meaningless. They aren't famous. There's no prize. It's not a competition. None of us are competitors. You don't have anything to prove. All that matters is that you keep sucking. Maybe we can even suck on it together.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

Gifted

[yume-fanfare]

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

[paperjoshi]

what the fuck is a time knife

[bramblepatch]

[strawberrylovely]

[undeadentropy]

Time knife is a form of time knife

[hotvampireadjacent]

Good.

[lakemojave]

Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit