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Capricorn: âIâm not interested in reading a Wikipedia page I want to be taught by an expertâ
how to piss of the signs
taurus: take away their comfort gemini: make them shut up cancer: ditch them leo: ignore them libra: fight them over something irrational scorpio: expose their secrets saggitarius: restrain them and misspell their name :) capricorn: ruin their hard work aquarius: say âur wrongâ pisces: say âemotions donât existâ virgo: put things (especially if itâs in their life) out of order
aries: skip them and forget their existence
Gemini when other people are sad
Gemini do not like to dwell on bad emotions often sweeping their own emotions under the rug. Due to this they donât like when the people they are around dwell on depressing things. Often when their friends are sad they will crack a joke anything just to see them smile. If you need them too though they will sit there and talk it out with you all night just donât expect them to be serious the whole time.
Fun facts about your sign here
Tina Belcher Quotes for your sign
Aries: âJust when I think Iâm out, those cheeks pull me right back in.â
Taurus: âOur toaster is also confused. It doesnât know where bagels go.â
Gemini: âIâm gonna write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever.â
Cancer: âIs it possible to be in love with 25 people at once?â
Leo: âIâm a smart strong sensual woman.â
Virgo: "Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?"
Libra: âTime for the charm bomb to explode.â
Scorpio: âIf he has a butt for touching and lips for kissing, Iâm going for that.â
Sagittarius: âIf boys had uteruses theyâd be called duderuses.â
Capricorn: âIâm no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.â
Aquarius: âI want a dry-erase board so I can write down all my private thoughts and then erase them immediately.â
Pisces: âIf you need me Iâll be down here on the floor dying.â
constellation of Gemini
The Signs Responding to Overly Negative Complainers
Aries: "STFU mofo my ears are bleeding from your bitch ass whinin"
Taurus: "Oh, BOO HOO."
Gemini: "OOOH my God WHY are you ALWAYS whining?!?!?! Like UHHHH AHHH EWWW Why do you always COMPLAIN and EXAGGERATE everyyything?"
Cancer: "I FEEEEL you"
Leo: "I think you need a little more of me in your life, Mr. Negativity! :-D"
Virgo: "There's this thing, it's called a diary. It's where you can write down all your pathetic and pessimistic thoughts without bothering everyone else."
Libra: "Yeah, that's true and all, but wouldn't you rather think about chocolate cake and rainbows and kitties?"
Scorpio: "I never agreed to be ranting buddies with you, go away."
Sagittarius: "Okay, first of all, CHILLAX-"
Capricorn: "And you pointing out the obvious is helpful?"
Aquarius: "Since you know all about LIFE and its DIFFICULTIES, I think you should also know when to shut the fuck up."
Pisces: "...Well, at least it's not..."
1 good & 1 bad thing about the signs
Aries: artistic but mystical
Taurus: caring but a smart-ass
Gemini: humorous but arrogant
Cancer: smart but explosive
Leo: passionate but offending
Virgo: creative but insecure
Libra: funny but basic
Scorpio: adventurous but selfish
Capricorn: unique but unconfident
Sagittarius: loving but insecure
Aquarius: passionate but aggressive
Pisces: calm but confused
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GEMINI, Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn, Aries
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Mars & your drive
  Mars in astrology is typically associated with sex, drive, and basic desires. It is the lord of passion and direct behavior. Whatever makes you mad, makes your blood pump, makes you ready to get up and do something is dictated here. Depending on the sign, house, and aspects that Mars is in, you can interpret what your drive is like. The signs are as follows:
Mars in Aries gets angry when others donât do things right the first time or donât do them fast enough. They are passionate and very active. When things get tough they fight it out.
Mars in Taurus gets angry when theyâre rushed constantly or they are around impatient people. They are slow and enduring. When things get tough they wait it out.
Mars in Gemini gets angry when they are mocked or people force them to sit and endure really uninteresting things. They are witty and curious. When things get tough they talk it out.
Mars in Cancer gets angry when people hurt their family or when around very insensitive people. They are sensitive and kind. When things get tough they appeal to peoplesâ emotions.
Mars in Leo gets angry when they are ignored or donât get credit for their hard work. They are bold and sincere. When things get tough they hope for the best.
Mars in Virgo gets angry when things arenât getting done or something isnât to their liking. They are critical and cool. When things get tough they try to fix it with others.
Mars in Libra gets angry when people are fighting and people rush them to make an important decision. They are fair and charming. When things get tough they try to balance the situation.
Mars in Scorpio gets angry when people withhold information or challenge them on things they know. Theyâre calm and observant. When things get tough they stick to their knowledge.
Mars in Sagittarius gets angry when people arenât open minded or donât give them space. They are blunt and optimistic. When things get tough they take a walk.
Mars in Capricorn gets angry when people donât think things through or are very loud and obnoxious. They are detached and reserved. When things get touch they listen to logic.
Mars in Aquarius gets mad when people are too emotional and donât accept others. They are original and enterprising. When things get tough they creatively try to find a solution.
Mars in Pisces gets mad when they donât get any time to themselves and people are abusive or hurtful to each other. They are kind and passive. When things get tough they isolate themselves and search inside themselves.
Astrology 101 // Lesson Eight - Mars Signs (planet of passion)
ARIES MARS - A person who has Mars in Ariesâ first instinct is to take action. They be quick to flare up, but theyâre equally quick at cooling down. These people arenât known for living in the past and holding grudges/feeling resentful. When they listen to their instinct, they get things done and make fast, decent decisions. Spontaneity, simplicity, purity of action, and innovations are one of their best assets. They are often one step ahead of us, and a predictable life makes them antsy. They enjoy challenges, but keeping up with them is difficult. However, they lose their initial enthusiasm quickly. Sometimes theyâre rude and impatient, as they expect others to be quick in action and not beat around the bush.
TAURUS MARS - Although calm and easygoing people, people with a Mars in Taurus can have powerful tempers when theyâre overly provoked. But they donât get angry as quickly as the other signs. These people value strength and stability and are driven by security. They are often rather sensual people, and some are slow to arousal, but theirs is an earthy and powerful sensuality. Most have long-term goals and the determinations to achieve them. They usually donât take on too many assignments at once, and if they feel like they canât do a project, then they simply wonât. These people are also very stubborn, and once they make a decision, thereâs almost no changing their mind.
GEMINI MARS - People with a Mars in Gemini need a fresh change of pace frequently just to keep their energy levels up. They have a physical reaction to boredom, and the more things on their agenda, the more active they are. When these people get angry, they use their words as their weapon. These people are also great debaters. Some are a bit fidgety and have plenty of nervous energy. These people channel their energy through their hands; these people often express energy through musical instruments and even video games. Most are attracted to puzzles and games as diversions. They are very adaptable and take on many projects at a time.
CANCER MARS - Mars in Cancer people are passive-aggressive. They resist change and shy away from direct confrontations. They need to feel secure before they act, so they might appear slow at first. However, their strength lies in their tenaciousness. Their sex drive can be paired with emotional need. Their protective nature is best expressed when theyâre turning the energy outwardâwhen theyâre being protective of others. They must avoid over-sensitivity and self-protection when it comes to sex.  They can be argumentative and manipulative, and when they have defense reactions, they have bursts of emotional displays, especially when they  feel corned. They prefer to handle situations peacefully and humanely.
LEO MARS - People with a Mars in Leo have a strong need to create in some way, and are determined to live their lives with a significant meaning. Passion runs high, and so does desire. They enjoy the pleasures of risk-taking. They often have well-defined ambitions. They act with authority and power. While they are easy to arouse, their passion is long-standing. Impatient with small-mindedness and disloyalty, they have a strong idealistic streak. They get easily irritated when they feel humiliated. They act with their heart, and though some are self-righteous, the more sophisticated people are kindly leaders.
VIRGO MARS - People with a Mars in Virgo are productive, goal-oriented, and practical people. Although they juggle many things at once, they get things done quite well. Most people with this sign are not aggressive. They can be a little hard-nosed and critical, but they rarely ever push others around. However, their anger can turn them into complaining, over-critical nags. However, this stage is unlikely to last for long. These people can be quite particular about their methods, especially how they accomplish and organize their goals and their work. They derive plenty of energy and life force from the things they take on. They are perfectionists at heart. These people want to be good at what they do, and in bed, they will generally be open to experimentation only to feed their curiosity and feel savvy.
LIBRA MARS - People with a Mars in Libra are not very decisive, but they do get things done eventually. Many of them procrastinate, but itâs mostly because they feel the need to weigh all the alternatives before taking action. These people also get caught up in defending themselves and others. They want peace, but theyâll also add in a little desire to balance it out. Libra Mars people are also passive aggressive. They donât want to look mean or unfair, but their aggression has to go somewhere. For some, this might result in sneaky behavior and subterfuge, while for others, they turn their energy into action and fight for justice and fairness in the world. These people know how to predict when problems will occur, and they know how to compromise and are excellent at conflict management.
SCORPIO MARS - Â People with a Mars in Scorpio love to challenge themselves to do the impossible. Their surface is usually calm and cool, but underneath the surface is a whole entire story, and itâs unlikely that theyâll let you in easily. These people have the ability to see through others and exploit them for what they really are. Although their sexual stamina is the strongest of all the Mars positions, they find it extremely difficult to share their partners. They donât accept compromises. Instead, they prefer to accept challenges and make changes. People with this sign who have low self-esteem can become twisted. Instead of beating themselves up, they turn their self-loathing outward and end up manipulating others and feeling resentful.
SAGITTARIUS MARS - People who have a Mars in Sagittarius prefer to run away from their problems rather than face them head on. They have to do something, just not something about it. People with this sign should consider physical activity as the best means on anger management. These people are often known for starting many projects with enthusiasm, but rarely following through. Most of the time, theyâre playful and fun-loving. And while they do like debates, they can go to extremes and some even take it personally if you donât agree with them. More often than not, itâs possible that they havenât thought things through and are âwinging itâ. Theyâre passionate lovers and are turned on by open-mindedness and good humor, but are not patient when sex gets too intricate or serious.
CAPRICORN MARS - People who have a Mars in Capricorn have a more subdued and controlled style of approaching life. Most donât come across as particularly enthusiastic, but theirs is a low-key but determined energy. They like to be on top of things, and they are not afraid of hard work. Their anger is expressed in a cool, level-headed way, Their self-control is pretty strong when it comes to expressing anger, drive, energy, and sexuality. Their desires are strong, but  itâs rather focused on the physical and material world. These productive people get off when they see tangible results from their efforts. They are often a little hard on themselves and sometimes others. But they are reliable as they have a sense of responsibility on both themselves and others.
AQUARIUS MARS - People with a Mars in Aquarius are rather proud of their independence. Because Aquarius is progressive and open-minded when it comes to the world at large, it can be surprising that on a personal level, these people are quite obstinate. If they feel trapped, they are most likely to rebel. They get off on mental and intellectual pursuits. And while they are a bit scattered, thereâs a method to the madness thatâs not obvious to the naked eye. They are quite clever at getting what they want. While they are not overly aggressive, they are very willful, which brings about their clever and unique way of getting their way. They have a nice characteristic of letting others be, but they also have a bad superiority complex and obstinacy.
PISCES MARS - People with a Mars in Pisces have a way an indirect way of moving through life. They seem to go with the flow, making them one of the most passive Mars sign and very inactive. They prefer to let life just happen instead of trying to control it. They donât seem capable of hurting a fly, but if they donât find creative expression for their energy, they can can stir up a storm through indirect aggression. They donât often know what they want, and when they do, they donât play games to get it. Itâs hard to know where they stand on an issue as their desire are changeable and moody, but some take a stand on issues, making love and compassion their mission. The happiest of these people have a creative outlet that allows them to express their desires of the moment, and their compassion freely and imaginatively.
For more information about your Mars Sign, click here.Â
as a mutable sign I feed off of everyone's energy around me and it can be good when I have motivated positive people around me and it can be draining when i have negative soul sucking people around. I pick up pieces of my environment. Be careful who you spend your time with
Sagittarius Traits: Your search for truth leads them to many roads that are both wrong and right. You donât mind making mistakes because itâs a part of experiencing life. You reject anything that forces you to act against who you are. You always want to be true to yourself because in life, you believe that the truth sets everyone and everything free.
Capricorn Traits: You have extraordinary endurance and stamina when it comes to conflicts. You see things through the very end, down to your last breath. You are a fighter, but a chess player in the art of winning and conquering. You never give up, not even when things look like all hope is lost.
therapist: i want to get to know the real you! :-)
me:
if this ain't me
if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk
I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump
libras can feel guilty for their dependence at times and hold it all in, try to contain it all to give the impression of autonomy. and they can be. the libra is not a half or an incomplete person but she can feel that way at times, empty, and then suddenly too many people at once. but these sides of her can be pushed into the shadows, forced to conform to be all things to all people and parts of her can die, wilt like a flower there are parts of libra that need to express themselves. and because libra is an air sign the element of communication and human interaction are integral. she is the canvas of many people