impossible girl

[acoolguy]

death is a reoccurring theme in my 3rd grade journal

[cloudyastrology]

THE SIGNS AS ELECTRA HEART LYRICS

Aries: Think you’re gonna break my heart. Think you’re funny, think you’re smart. Yeah, you may be good looking, but you’re not a piece of art. - “Power and Control”

Taurus:  Yeah, I wish I’d been a, wish I’d been a teen, teen idle. Wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title. Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible, feeling super, super suicidal. - “Teen Idle”

Gemini:  I guess you could say that my life’s a mess, but I’m still looking pretty in this dress. I’m the image of deception. - “Homewrecker”

Cancer:  Lies, don’t wanna know, don’t wanna know, oh. I can’t let you go, can’t let you go, oh. I just want it to be perfect, to believe it’s all been worth the fight. - “Lies”

Leo: Living life like I’m in a play, In the lime light I want to stay. I know I’ve got a big ego. I really don’t know why it’s such a big deal, though. - “Primadonna”

Virgo:  I never sang for love. I never had a heart to mend because before the start began, I always saw the end. Yeah, I wait for you to open up, to give yourself to me, but nothing’s ever gonna give, I’ll never set you free. - “Starring Role”

Libra:  I’ll chew you up and I’ll spit you out ‘cause that’s what young love is all about. So pull me closer, and kiss me hard. I’m gonna pop your bubblegum heart. - “Bubblegum Bitch”

Scorpio:  Born with a void, hard to destroy with love or hope. Built with a heart, broken from the start, and now I die slow. - “Valley of the Dolls”

Sagittarius:  When you’re around me, I’m radioactive. My blood is burning, radioactive. I’m turning radioactive. My blood is radioactive. My heart is nuclear, love is all that I fear. - “Radioactive”

Capricorn: And now I see, I see it for the first time, there is no crime in being kind. Not everyone is out to screw you over. Maybe, oh just maybe they just wanna get to know you. - “Fear and Loathing”

Aquarius: All my life I’ve felt it deep inside of me. All this time was fighting for what I believe. All my life I’ve tried to hide what history has given me. - “Sex Yeah”

Pisces:  All I really want is to be wonderful. People in this town they, they can be so cruel. I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep. If I could sell my sorry soul, I would have it all. - “The State of Dreaming”

[zodiacastrologysigns]

Sagittarius female Taurus male Rundown

Crushing

Kiss

Together

Breakup 

Being Happy

Past/Present Celebrity couple

(Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan)

Couple name

The Tortoise and the Hare

[chicastrology]

Taurus male and Sagittarius female

//Requested//

[parapluie-astrology]

T A U R U S (m) x S A G I T T A R I U S (f)

 “Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the Gods.”

[astrologycity]

walk away

[lameasstrology]

she finds color in the darkest places: sagittarius, leo, aries, gemini, aquarius, pisces

she finds beauty in the saddest of faces: virgo, scorpio, libra, capricorn, taurus, cancer

[cloudyastrology]

THE SIGNS AS WIKI-HOW PICTURES

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[musicalastrology]

Musical Astrology: Mini-Playlists for the Sign’s Stoners

Aries ~

• Two Weeks // Grizzly Bear

• The Joker // Steve Miller Band

• Timeless // Airborne Toxic Event

Taurus ~

• Waiting Game // Banks

• Do I Wanna Know? // Arctic Monkeys

• Erase Me // Kid Cudi & Kanye West

Gemini ~

• Viva la Vida // Coldplay

• That’s Right // Cage the Elephant

• In the Air Tonight // Phil Collins

Cancer ~

• Piece of my Heart // Janis Joplin

• Me and Your Mama // Childish Gambino

• Late Night // Foals

Leo ~

• Santeria // Sublime

• Heroes // David Bowie

• All These Things that I’ve Done // The Killers

Virgo ~

• Gimme Shelter // The Rolling Stones

• Hey // Pixies

• Loser // Beck

Libra ~

• One of These Nights // The Eagles

• Mary Jane’s Last Dance // Tom Petty

• Let the Band Play // Badflower

Scorpio ~

• Wicked Games // The Weeknd

• Day ‘n’ Night // Kid Cudi

• 14 Faces // Lewis Del Mar

Sagittarius ~

• Pockets Full of No // Coast Modern

• Hotel California // The Eagles

• Dazed and Confused // Led Zeppelin

Capricorn ~

• Mr. Grieves // Pixies

• Gotta Get Away // The Black Keys

• You Can’t Always Get What You Want // The Rolling Stones

Aquarius ~

• Paper Planes // M.I.A

• Pseudologia Fantastica // Foster the People

• Blood on the Leaves // Kanye West

Pisces ~

• Gold // Sir Sly

• Feeling Good // Muse

• Across the Universe // The Beatles

[mercury-minded]

Venus Signs as Poems

All poems are from Dirty Pretty Things by Michael Faudet

Aries ♈︎

Taurus ♉︎

Gemini ♊︎

Cancer ♋︎

Leo ♌︎

Virgo ♍︎

Libra ♎︎

Scorpio ♏︎

Sagittarius ♐︎

Capricorn ♑︎

Aquarius ♒︎

Pisces ♓︎

[odairannies]

I’m a damsel. I’m in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.

[sadcancer69]

[risingemini]

Guys Can Be Hot When

Aries: When they wear button down shirts, with the top two buttons undone

Taurus: When they hug you from behind

Gemini: When they sit down then spread their legs and lean back in their seat

Cancer: When they laugh at something they found funny

Leo: When they cat stretch, exposing their height and stature

Virgo: When they wear glasses and love to read

Libra: When they’re totally polite, but also dominant when need be

Scorpio: When they dress nicely. Not tux and shiny shoes, but not an oversized baggy t shirt and baggy jeans either

Sagittarius: When they hold you close tell you they love you, that they’re never going to leave you

Capricorn: When they look at you directly in the eyes when they’re talking to you, making you feel completely vulnerable

Aquarius: When they massage your shoulders and soothe you when you’re stressed

Pisces: When they tell you how much you mean to them, and SHOWS you it too

[bardot-baby]

The Signs as Crushes I've Had

Aries: the prettiest smile and the weirdest laugh, long, gorgeous hair, unintentionally funny, always wanted to go on adventures with me, tall and handsome

Taurus: seemed like a fuckboy, turned out to be the sweetest most caring lil cutie, was ready to do anything and everything for me, first love, would pick me up for late night drives, loved cuddling

Gemini: quirky and cute, definitely a fuckboy, thoughtful, deep thinker and great to have serious conversations about life with, heartbreaker

Cancer: seemed weird at first, was weird but also so caring, sweet, smart and funny, wanted everyone to be happy, GREAT body, very sexy without knowing it, someone i had lots of fun with

Leo: fun to be around, giggly and jokey, breathtakingly beautiful, amazing at singing, loved animals more than anything, good at sports, first girl crush

Virgo: sarcastic, beautiful on the outside but GORGEOUS on the inside, gave actually great advice, philosophical, gamer girl, good party host

Libra: tried to seem harsh and cool but actual sweetheart once i got to know him, always wanted me to read his favourite books, creative and handy, helpful in all situations

Scorpio: looked like someone from a band, an asshole at first but very cute and great listener, was always low-key sad, pushed me away when i wanted to help him, smelled ridiculously good

Sagittarius: (also my sign) seemed goofy, funny and caring at first but turned out to be the biggest fuckboy, helped me realise new things about myself, hot and handsome, great for having a laugh with, loved going to parties with him

Capricorn: always wanted the best for me, the type of person who always checked i got home safe, protective, supportive, kinda serious most of the time but goofy when we were alone

Aquarius: straight to the point, honest, great athlete and singer, best hugger, weird humour, very masculine, the one you’ll never completely get over

Pisces: sweet, emotional, fell in love fast, big music fan, great at school even though he wouldn’t admit it, quite jealous, if he likes you he will always put you first no matter what, the kind of person i wanted to protect at all costs, clingy

[risingemini]

Hot Things Guys Do

Aries: Grab the top of the door while talking to you, baring their stomach

Taurus: Look at you lovingly even when you’re not looking at him

Gemini: Clutching their chest as they laugh

Cancer: Concentrating really hard on something, their eyes furrowing as they focus on a particular object

Leo: Running their nice hands through their hair

Virgo: Picking up your pencil when you’ve dropped it

Libra: Playing with puppies, or babies

Scorpio: Wearing glasses, reading a book, and sipping coffee in an aesthetic cafe

Sagittarius: Knocking on the door when they take you on a date instead of simply texting, “im here”

Capricorn: Writing you long notes on why they love you

Aquarius: Getting giddy and child like when they talk/see something they love

Pisces: Acting respectful towards their mother, and others in general

[gem-de-lune]

The Signs As Gordon Ramsay Memes

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[nxris]

[sleepygyllenhaal]

Puts Non-Alcoholic Beverages in Wine Glasses: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius