astrology bum

⚡ Aquarius Sun ♒  Scorpio Moon ♏  Gemini Rising ♊  and still trying to learn the rest! ♅

[harmoonix]

When someone with Fire Placements is in their "healing era"... This is what they actually mean:

[calleo-bricriu]

Oh look, it’s Calleo, @tmvoldemort and @absintheabsence !

[dead-noodles]

Scorpio: You never show emotions. It's like you don't have a soul or something

Aquarius: you of all people should not be telling me that

[fernlights]

I’ll be pretentiously crying about myself 😂

How about you guys?

[astrologybum]

Elusively Learning About Satan

[astro-thots]

What’s the craziest thing that happened to y’all during a mercury retrograde?

For me, my friend group almost separated over a tiktok

[damnp-deactivated20230301]

God these are too relatable

[cancersquad]

I always wanted to try one of these zodiac conversations

Water Signs: Is there anything better than hearing “I love you”?

Earth Signs: The “krrr” sound that ATMs make while withdrawing cash

[sky-is-the-limit]

When there's an argument between the air signs:

[astrologybum]

I love you, Scorpio. I'd never dream of hurting you. That wasn't my intention. Love, Aquarius

[astrologybum]

Lately I'm not vibing with The Hermit, and I know why, and also The Empress, and I don't know why.

[astrologybum]

[kmarx]

The star tarot card brings renewed hope and faith and a sense that you are truly blessed by the universe at this time.

[astrologybum]

[astrologybum]

my scorpio cutiepie trying to """tune in""" to what i'm """feeling""" but surprise surprise!!!!!! i'm nonfeeling aquarius!!!!!! hahaaaaa!!!!!!

[astrologybum]

Dear Scorpio,

It does not come effortlessly and I'm afraid it's not enough, how hard I try to understand and level with you.

Love, Aquarius

[astrologybum]

Glug, glug, glug, glug,

the sound of me drinking the very water I bear, all of it for myself.

[holyfucker]

@astrologyroast I love these fuckers Astrology Roast Podcast fucking fillet me