Astrology

[wolfgang-west]

take this quiz to find out the zodiac sign of your soulmate! 

if any of you get virgo, that’s me, i might be your soulmate or something!

[illuminat4d]

I literally got virgo HAHA, looks like we’re gonna be soulmates now

[wolfgang-west]

Pick your favorite nature photos to find out something about your future!

cute n relaxing quiz, lmk what you find out!

[illuminat4d]

“You’re an explorer at heart, and your future reflects that..you will soon venture into unknown wilds” 

Yep yep yep!!! I sure hope so! 

[thugilly]

Aaliyah Jay is everything I want to be in life

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

pepe became a registered symbol of hate faster than the confederate flag did

[wintereggplant]

And the worst part is neither of them are hate symbols

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[jaygibberish]

[astrologysecrets]

Perfect Blogs For The Signs!

Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces

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The Signs as 2k15 Memes

Aries: When you can’t find any pepes because they are too rare 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 like bitch where? Taurus: 

them: Beyonce is never on point

me: effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗 

 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit Gemini: 

you: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE

me: Dan David your Sockie s Cancer:  okay... that sounds fake but okay “shoves breadsticks into gun“ you’ve heard of this meme, now get ready for  Leo: .....JOHN CENAAAA and chill?

MILEY, WHAT’S GOOD? Virgo: 

(Blank Space Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC management 2014©)   

ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ   Libra: Poot Lovato

DELETE IT *flicks vagina*

Scorpio: Tubbs the cat Sagittarius: 2015 in a nut shell... Capricorn: 

Potatoes HATE this! Click here to see how you can get Zac Efron to date you! 

Aquarius: hoe don’t do it

Pisces: 

Ladies and gentlemen, I am just going to state the obvious, we have a doppelgänger in our midst. As an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband. From the hair to the suit, do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughing stock, it’s cheesy, it’s disgusting. I personally found it absolutely artistically atrocious. I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion.

[astrologysecrets]

The pettiest signs

Libra, Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn, Pisces

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The secretly hella good liars squad

Aries, Sagittarius, Pisces, Leo, Cancer

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The Signs as Holiday Songs

Aries: All I Want for Christmas is You

Taurus: Frosty the Snowman

Gemini: Sleigh Bells

Cancer: The Christmas Song (Chestnuts)

Leo: Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Virgo: White Christmas

Libra: Jingle Bells

Scorpio: Santa Baby

Sagittarius: The Christmas Waltz

Capricorn: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Aquarius: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Pisces: The Chipmunk Song

[astrologysecrets]

The sign’s level of excitment for Christmas

Aries, Taurus, Cancer: 70% SANTA IS COMING!

Libra, Gemini, Sagittarius: 25% not feelin very festive

Aquarius, Virgo, Leo: 125% HOHOHO YOU CAN'T STOP THEM SINGING THE CHRISTMAS CAROLS

Pisces, Scorpio, Capricorn: 50% they just the cozy atmosphere

[astrologysecrets]

The Signs as Thanksgivings Things

Aries: Pumpkin pie Taurus: Turkey Gemini: Vegetables  Cancer: Snoopy Movie Leo: Cranberry Stuffing Virgo: Corn Libra: Gravy Scorpio: Ham Sagittarius: Squash Capricorn: Bread Aquarius: Black Friday Shopping Pisces: Mashed potatoes

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The “I refuse to go to sleep even tho I have to wake up in 3 hours” squad

Aries, Gemini, Aquarius, Leo, Virgo

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the signs as types of dicks

Aries: the angry looking one Taurus: its stuck. Gemini: dear god put it bac-PUT IT BACK Cancer: thought about ex and went soft Leo:  really thick, kinda short. the cheesewheel.  Virgo: perfectly smooth and without blemish. wheres the head? Libra: the balls are perfectly symmetrical. always. Scorpio: donald trump Sagittarius: you thought it had horns at first but it was just herpes Capricorn: complicated kink required Aquarius: sapiosexual Pisces: photogenic

[astrologysecrets]

The Signs as AMA Winners

Aries: One Direction Taurus:Sam Hunt Gemini: Taylor Swift Cancer: Ariana Grande Leo: Fall Out Boy Virgo: Rihanna Libra: Nicki Minaj Scorpio: The Weeknd Sagittarius: Sam Hunt Capricorn: Calvin Harris Aquarius: Ed Sheeran Pisces: Justin Bieber

[astrologysecrets]

The Signs at 2am

Aries: Attempting to finish homework Taurus: Taking stupid online quizzes Gemini: Going to commit a murder  Cancer: Chilling and watching Netflix Leo: Late-night McDonald run Virgo: Video gaming Libra: Laughing at memes Scorpio: Searching the refrigerator   Sagittarius: Stalking people on Facebook Capricorn: Crying Aquarius: Asleep Pisces: Painting/drawing

[astrologysecrets]

The Signs as Facebook Moms

Aries: Barbara 

Taurus: Linda Gemini: Debbie Cancer: Nancy Leo: Carol Virgo: Susan Libra: Martha Scorpio: Patricia Sagittarius: Regina  Capricorn: Judy  Aquarius: Tiffany  Pisces: Wendy