THE SIGNS MTL (Most To Least) SHY
Capricorn Virgo Scorpio Cancer Pisces Aquarius Taurus Aries Sagittarius Leo Libra Gemini

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THE SIGNS MTL (Most To Least) SHY
Capricorn Virgo Scorpio Cancer Pisces Aquarius Taurus Aries Sagittarius Leo Libra Gemini
The Signs as LUSH Bath Bombs
Aries: Dragons Egg
Taurus: Tisty Toasty
Gemini: Fizzbanger
Cancer: Big Blue
Leo: Intergalactic
Libra: Blackberry
Virgo: Guardian of the Galaxy
Scorpio: Honey Bee
Sagittarius: Twilight
Capricorn: Phoenix Rising
Aquarius: Frozen
Pisces: Rose Queen
Astrology Reference + T H E 1 2 H O U S E S
Signs as Melanie Martinez Songs ~Requested~
ARIES - Mad Hatter ~ Over the bend, entirely bonkers You like me best when I’m off my rocker Tell you a secret, I’m not alarmed So what if I’m crazy? The best people are.
GEMINI- Teddy Bear ~ Teddy bear, you are my teddy bear You were comforting and quiet How did love become so violent?
TAURUS- Soap ~ I feel it coming out my throat Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap God I wish I never spoke Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap
CANCER - Cry Baby ~ Your heart’s too big for your body It’s why it won’t fit inside They’re pouring out Where everyone can see
LEO - Gingerbread Man ~ I’m frosting I don’t need a man to make my life sweet Prince charming Just isn’t the one that I think I need
VIRGO - Mrs. Potato Head ~ Kids forever, kids forever Baby soft skin turns into leather Don’t be dramatic it’s only some plastic No one will love you if you’re unattractive
LIBRA - Training Wheels ~ You’ve been riding two wheelers all your life It’s not like I’m asking to be your wife I wanna make you mine, but that’s hard to say Is this coming off in a cheesy way?
SCORPIO - Pacify Her ~ Tired, blue boy walks my way Holding a girl’s hand That basic bitch leaves finally Now I can take her man
SAGITTARIUS - Carousel ~ Round and round like a horse on a carousel We go, will I catch up to love? I can never tell I know chasing after you is like a fairytale But I feel like I’m glued on tight to this carousel
CAPRICORN - Alphabet Boy ~ I’m not a little kid now Watch me get big now Spell my name on the fridge now With all your alphabet toys You won the spelling bee now But are you smarter than me now? You’re the prince of the playground Little alphabet boy
Aquarius - Sippy Cup ~ He’s still dead when you’re done with the bottle Of course it’s a corpse that you keep in the cradle Kids are still depressed when you dress them up Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
Pisces - Pity Party ~ It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry) I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames
the signs+school
Aries: takes extra/really hard classes, regrets this decision .28173 sec into the first day of school
Taurus: really should go to the teacher for help, but they're too scared to/don't want to be a bother
Gemini: (night before test) pfft I don't need to study (day of test) FUCK
Cancer: has VERY bad test anxiety, but is the go to person for when you forget your pencil
Leo: (stares at math hw for two seconds) yeah no fuck this
Virgo: very, VERY, serious about their study time
Libra: (stays up all night worrying about a class)(accidentally falls asleep in said class the next day)
Scorpio: organizes all the group study sessions + types up the study guides
Sagittarius: constantly drinks tea and leaves campus every chance they get
Capricorn: does fairly well, until they get a bad grade which fucks them up for the rest of the year
Aquarius: has their future all planned out, but never does their hw
Pisces: works really hard and has a tendency to cry when stressed
Pisces Leo Compatibility?? Thanks !
Pretty ok, you guys might be best as friends though.
But remember, signs do not determine relationships!
The Signs as Musicals
Aries: Annie
Taurus: Fiddler on the Roof
Gemini: Grease
Cancer: Wizard of Oz
Leo: Les Miserables
Virgo: Singin’ in the Rain
Libra: My Fair Lady
Scorpio: Rent
Sagittarius: Oliver!
Capricorn: West Side Story
Aquarius: Hairspray
Pisces: Peter Pan
Signs as moms
Aries: meme mom
Taurus: mom that spends a lot of time in kitchen and watches cooking shows
Gemini: mom that prints things for her kids on colour papers
Cancer: mom that responds to "I love you mom" with "I know"
Leo: mom that gets really offended if their kid doesn't do what they advise them
Virgo: mom that will use every little thing against you to win an argument
Libra: mom that will fight everyone for her kid
Scorpio: mom that loves pets more than kids
Sagittarius: sassy mom
Capricorn: mom that is 100% done with her kids
Aquarius: mom that picks clothes for her kids
Pisces: mom that gets emotional over the kids growing up
Why the signs are smirking
They just remembered something funny:
Aries, Cancer, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces
They’re watching you burn:
Virgo, SCORPIO
They are eyeing someone hot:
Taurus,GEMINI, Leo, Libra
That’s just how they look:
Aquarius
common teenage jobs
Fast Food: Leo, Virgo, Libra
Coffee Shop: Aries, Sagittarius
Babysitting: Scorpio, Pisces
Grocery: Taurus, Aquarius
Retail: Gemini, Cancer, Capricorn
The Types and Why They Hate You
ISTJ: Because they can’t count on you for anything.
ESTJ: Because you publicly humiliated them.
ISFJ: Because you belittled their emotions.
ESFJ: Because you never go anywhere with them.
INFP: Because they think you’re being fake.
INFJ: Because you made them feel like their emotions were invalid.
ENFP: Because they think YOU hate THEM.
ENFJ: Because you just can’t see their point of view.
ENTP: Because you made them feel really stupid.
ENTJ: Because you suck at life.
INTP: Because you keep asking them why they look so upset.
INTJ: Because you’re an idiot.
ESFP: Because you’re a complete and total buzzkill.
ISFP: Because you said something they created was stupid.
ESTP: Because you never want to go outside.
ISTP: Because you never want to try anything new.
anger
hot anger: aries, cancer, leo, libra, sagittarius, pisces // explosive, irrational, destructive, thoughtless, unrelenting
cold anger: taurus, gemini, virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius // calculated, detached, incisive, deliberate, unfeeling
-check moon and mars-
boyfriend > best friend: gemini, cancer, leo, libra, sagittarius, pisces
best friend > boyfriend: aries, taurus, virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius
Curiosity Killed the Cat: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces
But Curiosity Brought it Back: Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius
did you mean “but satisfaction brought it back”
Fixed it!!
You are...
Aries- The initiator, the warrior, the baby, the fast paced, the clumsy footsteps, the blunt, the protector, the first, the empiricist, the adventurer.
Taurus- The Sensuous, The loyal, the clairessence, the nostalgic, the steadfast, the consistent, the determined, the creative, the subtly authoritative, the internalized.
Gemini- The trickster, the changeable, the twins, the doppelganger, the nonsensical, the curious, the witty, the intellectual, the trouble maker, the sociable.
Cancer- The retrospective, the nurturer, the unstable, the lunar, the sensitive, the intuitive, the protector, the compassionate, the devoted, the homely.
Leo- The theatrical, the ego, the benevolent, the loyal, the self critical, the truthful, the royal, the generous, the cheerful, the expressive.
Virgo- The internalized, the analytical, the helpful, the caring, the server, the compulsive, the attentive to detail, the worrier, the thoughtful, the dedicated.
Libra- The charmer, the socialite, the undecided, the balanced, the graceful, the diplomat, the intellectual, the creative, the romantic, the easy going.
Scorpio- The private, the paranoid, the oracle, the passionate, the tenacious, the investigator, the isolated, the committed, the omniscient, the obsessive.
Sagittarius- The philosopher, the comic, the optimistic, the nomad, the wanderer, the free spirit, the freedom fighter, the restless, the blunt, the truth finder.
Capricorn- The climber, the determined, the practical, the hard working, the provider, the organised, the internalized, the realistic, the clockwork, the composed.
Aquarius- The eccentric, the futuristic, the humanitarian, the alien, the intellectual, the independent, the impartial, the objective, the electric, the detached.
Pisces- The Clairvoyant, the believer, the empathetic, the hippy, the malleable, the artistic, the escapist, the stoner, the pacifist, the understanding.