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Angel vs. Demon
SUN SIGN:
ANGEL: Cancer/Leo/Virgo/Libra/Sagittarius/Capricorn DEMON: Aries/Taurus/Gemini/Scorpio/Aquarius/Pisces
MOON SIGN:
ANGEL’S SOUL: Taurus/Cancer/Libra/Sagittarius/Pisces/Aquarius DEMON’S SOUL: Aries/Gemini/Leo/Virgo/Scorpio/Capricorn
RISING SIGN:
ANGEL’S EYES: Taurus/Gemini/Cancer/Virgo/Sagittarius/Pisces DEMON’S EYES: Aries/Leo/Libra/Scorpio/Capricorn/Aquarius
the signs as art
aries: the art in anger. landing a solid punch on the jaw. the pounding of your heart against your chest. the color red.
taurus: the art in the earth. the smell of wet dirt. the feeling of grass between your toes. heavy boulders stacked like stone towers.
gemini: the art in the air. the sound of laughter carrying in the wind. the feeling of a warm breeze blowing through your hair. a deadly sharp frost.
cancer: the art in the sea. the salty breeze that blows through your hair. the fear of something swimming past your feet. being where all life began.
leo: the art in the wild. listening for strange noises coming from the forest. the smell of a wildfire in the cold. a lion’s roar as he escapes the clutches of a hunter.
virgo: the art in the trees. the smell of the pines in the fall. the perfect imperfection of the twisted branches and straight trunks. jumping in piles of colorful leaves.
libra: the art in falling in love. the feeling of deep longing in your chest. staying up late, wishing that they were in bed beside you. lighting lavender candles because the smell reminds you of them.
scorpio: the art in water. the blackness of a lake at night. the skipping of smooth stones on the surface. not knowing what lies beneath the waves.
sagittarius: the art in fire. seeing mountainous plumes of smoke on the horizon. a campfire illuminating secretive faces. knowing that there’s no escape from the flames.
capricorn: the art in the dark. listening for strange sounds in the dead of night. seeing faces in the trees at midnight. clutching a flashlight with white knuckles.
aquarius: the art in laughter. giggling after a first kiss. laughing through the pain, no matter how deep the wound. bending over, wheezing, silenced by joy.
pisces: the art in emotion. elation when your favorite band walks onstage. knowing your love is unrequited. laughing even though you feel like crying.
PROBLEMATIC SUN MOON AND RISING SCALE /10
Add up your sun, moon, and rising
Aries: 3
Taurus: 1
Gemini: 5
Cancer: 0
Leo: 4
Virgo: 1
Libra: 4
Scorpio: 3
Sagittarius: 5
Capricorn: -1
Aquarius: 1
Pisces: 0
emotional self-sabotage of the moon signs
aries moons are just as scared of expressing their more gentle emotions that make them vulnerable as aquarius/capricorn/scorpio but they feel anger is an emotion that makes you empowered, not vulnerable, so they often channel every single feeling they have into aggression, rage that can often appear infantile, and thick-skinned hostility. they’re the definition of “looks angry, is actually sad and hurt”. there’s a lot of difficulty in admitting their vulnerability even to themselves.
taurus moon understand people really well but pretend they often end up pretending they don’t understand because they are very protective of themselves and they consider every point of view that’s different from their own to be a threat to their stable and comfortable way of life. that’s why they shut off their natural inclination to be understanding of others and choose, sometimes without even realizing it fully, a lifestyle for themselves that rarely changes, therefore has little room for improvement.
gemini moons create all by themselves so much noise in their heads and hearts just so they can run away from things like commitment, emotions, making choices and knowing what they want. they seek stimulation from various sources all the time so they can be able to switch their focus from their emotional world to…idk, something supposedly more interesting but actually just less scary for them. they use their incessant inner monologue to talk over the voice of their real feelings.
cancer is a peculiar archetype - it’s associated with both the mother and the baby. this shows in cancer moons as an inner indecision which role to take - the nurturer or the nurtured. in the first case, they might feel as if they don’t receive enough love. in the second, they might feel as if they don’t give enough love. that’s why it’s important to remember you can be both and that maturity is often connected to learning how to implement and appreciate ambiguity. other people might make it hard for you too, expecting you to be either baby or a mom person for their peace of mind they find through simplicity, and you may internalize those expectations.
leo as an archetype needs outside validation. or, best case scenario, they don’t need it, they just feel really good when they get it. leo suns often have a natural inclination for attracting attention but leo moons have trouble doing that. they really need praise and appreciation to be happy with anything they do but also they don’t know how to ask for it and feel that if they somehow called forward the appraisal, it’s actually not genuine and given to them out of pity or smth. so they’re often stuck in situations where they can’t really say what they want and count on other ppl to guess it.
virgo moons… actually i have absolutely no fkn idea. like that’s the thing with you guys, you’re so damn secretive. i mean everyone knows capricorn and scorpio are hiding stuff so they’re obvsly not so good at doing it, but you? you really just don’t believe people can understand most of your inner world and you have disillusioned yourself to the point of just believing no one will ever be good enough to comprehend you, that’s why it’s best to pretend there’s nothing to understand in order to make annoying ppl stop trying and let you be.
libra moons are some of the most adapting ppl but this leaves them with a suppressed anger that others dont adapt enough and always demand more flexibility from them. they might end up feeling chronically dissatisfied in their relationships because of this. they’re often switching between extremeties like “it’s all my fault, i am probably really selfish and horrible cuz i did this one thing for myself four years ago” and “you never did enough, i am always so considerate and thoughtful and you’re not at all”. it’s hard to reach balance in that state of mind and that’s what libra is all about after all.
scorpio moons really just need peace but keep starting drama. the intensity of their emotions just really doesn’t leave them much choice, there’s just a natural inclination to control and hide the power of their feelings, but when you do that systematically there is a specific kind of pressure building up inside that demands to be let out in some way. so scorpio moons, unwilling to show how DEEPLY they’re feeling but at the same time needing an outlet of the tension inside, stir up dramatic and extreme situations that they don’t really need to be in. and this disrupts the peace they need in order to express their emotions properly and build some trust.
sagittarius moon is very similar to gemini, after all they’re opposite signs. the difference here is that while gemini moon uses the internal monologue to avoid things, sag uses other people for the same purpose. when they don’t wanna face something, they just get lost in other people’s internal monologues, odd as it is. or in philosophy, or some sort of art or science, something to study in depth. I’ve noticed it’s quite common for sagittarius moons to have people around them that try to make them pay attention to the parts of themselves they’re avoiding. and they just love to argue with said people in order to prove how they’re not avoiding anything at all and they’re just ruining everything.
capricorn moon culture is caring so much about some things that you totally suppress your care and come out as completely uncaring and freezingly cold so you have to pretend to care about shit you don’t care about in order to appear at least a tad bit caring - as you really are. like you gotta fake who you really are cuz you can’t show it truthfully cuz it’s too much if you know what i mean. so you end up expressing real traits of your character but in a fake way and this confuses you emotionally even further.
aquarius moons are the most fragile ones imo. they’ve usually had a detached mother figure that didn’t provide them the attention they needed and didn’t really trust their feelings. that’s why it’s difficult for them to trust someone with their vulnerabilities. yet they really crave the type of intimacy that comes by sharing the sensitive parts of you - and let me tell you aquarius moons are really sensitive. so their reaction when they’re in a rut and realize they wish they could share why they’re upset to someone is to detach. to just run away somewhere, close themselves in their cage and deal with this on their own. they want someone to show them they care but every attempt of doing so may feel like an intrusion to the safety of detachment.
pisces moons are basically a bundle of self-sabotaging mechanisms. honestly it may really take a while with this moon to figure out which mechanism started where and how it intertwines with another and cancels a third one and so on. they’re both detached from their feelings - yes they are - and very emotional, both deeply emotionally intelligent and kind of dumb with feelings. they know what they feel but they don’t if it’s them feeling it or someone else. it’s basically a mess of contradictions and they must implement some strict routine of introspection, meditation or some form of creating art in order to receive the clarity they so desperately need.
/this was originally just a rant exposing my capricorn moon ass but i started thinking about similar mechanisms working with the rest of the moon signs and this happened lmao/
☽ moon culture ☽
moon in aries:
simple
bluntly honest
emotionally direct
single-minded when involved in their latest enthusiasm
not liking to be bothered (least of all by “emotional” distractions or someone else’s “personal needs”).
loses interest when the source of excitement is no longer new
very action-oriented
pushy
they react impatiently, even when they are not nearly so annoyed or irritated as others may assume from their explosive behaviour
doesn’t hold grudges
needs new challenges throughout their lives
fearless
SHITTY listeners
obsessively self-interested
jumps to conclusions
they need to feel that they are not influenced by others, and therefore they appear not to be listening to others’ advice or observations….
yet, months later, they may inadvertently reveal that they heard it very well and even reflected on it and accepted it later
easily bored
restless
COMPETITIVE
doesn’t hold grudges
extremely self-sufficient; they prefer independence and the freedom to act without restriction
rarely seeks any kind of input from others
moon in taurus:
steady emotions
has little self-doubt
not easily perturbed, even by powerful attacks or shocking events that would strongly affect others
amazingly resilient
remarkably poised in facing life’s demands and unpredictability is remarkable
has a steadying influence on others
reliable
seems to be always late, but really they move only when they are good and ready and insist on their own pace in everything they do in life
inner contentment
resistant to change
attuned to the rhythms of nature and the earth, and this gives them their renowned physicality and sensuality
they accept others with few demands
takes life as it comes
pleased with life in general and rather pleased with themselves
smug
conceited
self-indulgent
lazy
doesn’t readily reveal their feelings
GREAT listeners
appropriately responsive and solidly supportive, but not gushingly effusive
hey really prefer not to allow anything to quickly affect them.
crafty
good, albeit rather corny, sense of humour
stubborn
persistent
sometimes impervious to what’s going on beneath the surface of things
not willing to accept others’ moods
doesn’t believe in spontaneity
can be quite boring
moon in gemini:
reacts quickly to input and to other people
adapts quickly to changes
often has intriguing perceptions
motivated by endless curiosity
constantly needs a variety of mental stimuli to keep them feeling alive and developing
they never seem to know who they are for very long
emotions are a rather foreign territory for them, and they need to verbalize their emotions in order to feel connected with them
illogical
has a fluctuating nature
talks ENDLESSLY
glib
flirtatious
likes to continually experiment with their feelings, first expressing one thing and then another
the MOST averse to commitment
there is a pitiful lack of touch with the subconscious, and although there is endless logical analysis of motives and rational examination, there is no change
mentally disconnected; one part of the mind does not know what the other part is doing or thinking.
spreads themselves too thin
witty
amazingly skilled in a vast number of areas
can communicate in a lively way with a diverse array of people
defensive about their intelligence
cleverness pleases them better than profundity
funny > fair
exciting
provocative
chronically unhappy because they often find it difficult to really believe in anything.
suffers from a confused self-image—and thus sometimes also an unclear sexual identity
cultivates a highly energy-charged atmosphere
always on the go, doing something, giving somebody a hand
versatile
interested in many different kinds of people and activities
charming
evasive
light-hearted
hollow
fickle
moon in cancer:
tends to get fixated on what they’re feeling, sometimes to the point that their feelings become a major issue in which everyone around them has to participate
reacts with great sensitivity to all types of experiences
subjective
INSECURE
self-protective
selfish
DEFENSIVE
can be superbly attuned to others’ feelings and emotional needs
needs to feel secure, in fact, they feel most secure when engaged in protecting and nurturing others
protective of their loved ones and themselves
are easily hurt by even small insensitivities on the part of others or by what seem to them to be personal slights
hides when the going gets tough
needs complete personal privacy
their extreme sensitivity can cause problems with others who may view the strong reactions to small things as hypersensitivity
always have to walk on eggshells around them
they feel comfortable mainly with those who are familiar to them
needs domesticity, closeness, dependency, and simplicity of lifestyle
clannish
CLINGY
doesn’t really like change
traditional
quite sentimental and moody
very loyal and supportive of old friends and relatives
acts infantile, whining and manipulating others by letting everyone know how bad they feel or how badly they have suffered
lays ‘guilt trips’ on others (and on themselves) like no one else
impressionable and easily influenced
the men have a good understanding of women and also closeness to their mother
the women tend to be misunderstood and hurt quite easily
possessive
CREATIVE
has the best motherly instinct of all the moon signs
moon in leo:
warm
generous
can be charming
often enthusiastic and/or humorous.
CHILDISH
shallow yet still has personal integrity
prone to flattery
proud
pushy and domineering, mainly due to their enthusiasm
needs recognition and demonstrative affection, and their pride is often hurt if such attention isn’t given in sufficient and public ways
they are often shallow and prone to flattery, and yet they have considerable personal integrity, which is not usually compromised.
needs to live up to a big and rather dramatized image of themselves
show-offs
self-absorbed
emotionally MELODRAMATIC AS F
they can be loyal, sometimes blindly and foolishly so
generous (but they do not mind if others notice their benevolence)
shortsighted and self-unaware
exhibits obnoxious, grandiose behavior
sell themselves short and wind up worldly failures in comparison to what they had the ability to do
their huge pride prevents them from ever listening to (or asking for) honest feedback about themselves.
secretly fear that they are not quite up to their self-image
second only to libra moons, they are known for being easily triggered and insulted
fragile ego to criticism, no matter how well-intentioned.
encouraging to others that can be extremely supportive and strengthening in a crisis.
needs to be admired
winds up resenting others for not noticing all that they have given
like to be on top of things
can be easily appealed to through the ego
performers
moon in virgo:
needs a sense of order in their own minds and in the environment to feel comfortable and secure
obsessed with neatness and cleanliness
feels more secure by improving their environment, or—what is not always appreciated—in other people
busybodies
likes to to control others because they can’t control their own lives
critiques others to cover up their own insecurities and inadequacies
being helpful makes them feel better about themselves
excessively self-conscious
feelings are firmly restrained and glimpsed rather than seen
inhibited
prudish
PETTY
habitually anxious and nervous types with a tendency to worry
work provides an escape from their unpleasant emotions or depressing feelings of guilt or worthlessness
love all kinds of boring work—even housework
doubtful
skeptical
hypochondriacs
talented when it comes to detailed work is without equal
morally indecisive
moon in libra:
they weigh everything in their minds before reacting to any experience
indecisive
takes personal relationships seriously
prides themselves on fairness and being able to see the other person’s point of view
will bend over backward to please the other person—often even ignoring their own interests
needs to be liked, to the point that it can undermine their highly valued objectivity
superficial
usually nice
placating and insincere
easily loses themselves in the other’s energy field and become confused about where they end and the other begins
can be unpleasant cases who make it a point to be especially irritating and aggressive, as if to intentionally show you that they don’t care what you think
there is an inability to relate deeply and authentically
needs to share of ideas and idealism in life, and without that dynamic interchange and companionship, they do not feel secure or fulfilled
needs personal intimacy as much as they deep down have a profound fear of it
completely self-centered
insensitive to others, and very exclusive in their views of other people and in their social lifestyle.
extremely opinionated
often seems to lack intellectual confidence and thus retreats into a safe opinion that does not have to be questioned or shared
when truly balanced, they can handle many sides of any issue or concept with impartiality,
they rarely go overboard on one aspect of their lives
likes to balance out work and recreation, social time and solitude time, time away from home and time at home, sedentary activity and walking or biking, etc
moon in scorpio:
reacts intensely to experiences
usually struggles with how to hide or express their powerful feelings
they like to think that they are successfully hiding their emotions from others, but in reality, in many cases the watery energy is bursting out in ways that are quite obvious to others
tends to brooded over experiences privately
often harbors resentment or vengefulness toward others
needs intense and deep emotional involvement
are emotional extremists
POSSESSIVE
fears being overwhelmed by powerful feelings and “taboo” areas of experience, while being simultaneously strongly attracted to them
usually good in a crisis
can be self-controlled and strongly decisive
often unconsciously creates a crisis to create drama (which they secretly love) which make their lives more intense if there is none readily at hand
can be guided by inner convictions and intuitions that often prove extraordinarily accurate, which gives them inner confidence
a lot reach their potential by increasingly allowing their “gut feelings” to guide them
usually has a passionate sense of purpose or mission in life
mysterious
charismatic
petty
has a rather unconscious, sometimes desperate craving for security, which shows in their life and personality
needs to penetrate deeply into life and experience
they need to feel in control so badly that they fail to see what’s really going on
they like to strike out, cruelly, to let you know how badly you’ve hurt their feelings
can be very immature
they’re so interested in hiding their reactions from others, that they also learn to hide their reactions from themselves, which is quite unfortunate
exhibits patterns of emotional withholding
automatically suspicious and paranoid
unrevealing
secretive
calculating
shows a lot envious behaviour (particularly the females) and can become obsessed with the target of their envy
likes to infiltrate the target of their obsession interest’s life thoroughly, and is not above copying this person’s interests in order to get into their environment and private life
CAN DEFINITELY BENEFIT FROM PSYCHOTHERAPY
moon in sagittarius:
tolerant
broad-minded
buoyant attitude toward life
naturally idealistic
instinctively reacts with a philosophical attitude toward any setback, knowing that the future (not the past!) is what matters
most comfortable when exploring ideas, ideals, or outdoor places
loves a sense of freedom without limits; particularly mental freedom
the distant horizon is more appealing than the here and now
always sees the glass as half-full, not half-empty
FUNNY AS FUCK
says yes to every opportunity
promises far more than they can ever deliver
needs to be all things to all people
generous
has a larger-than-life sense of reality and self-image
oblivious to the realities right in front of them that are obvious to everyone else, so focused are they on the distant goal
likes to preach to others (usually “helpfully,” in their view), but if something does not work out, well, that’s not their problem
dislikes the heaviness of daily “reality” and personal or emotional problems
can’t handle any criticism
more indignant than any other sign—a pride that is usually hidden and often surprises others who take their positive, happy demeanor at face value
can’t STAND having one of their pet theories or convictions demolished
feels themselves too much
too proud and convinced of their “honesty” (aka tactless bluntness)
FAKE SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS (either moral or intellectual)
can be so uncompromising in their mode of expression that they often comes across as inconsiderate and unnecessarily hurtful
wants to project an idealistic, upstanding, and admirable image to others; regardless of whether they actually embody it
likes to rationalize their behaviour when it is convenient or advantageous to do so
how they feel about themselves necessarily how others see them and their behaviour
easygoing
gets along with and accepts strangers without discrimination—though sometimes self-righteous and snobbish
doesn’t seem to need so much from one as they can get from many
moon in capricorn:
can give in to the authoritarian streak in their personalities that instinctively makes them want to dominate others
seems unnaturally old and serious when they are young, but they can lighten up as they grow older
unusually capable, disciplined, and conservative
has an aura of melancholy, sometimes helped by a more adventurous—but dry—sense of humour
rigid
distant
very detached
TOUGH
often very inscrutable
prides themselves on not revealing any sign of vulnerability or personal need
instinctively self-controlled and cautious
can be defensive
REALISTIC
has a pessimism/cynicsm/negativity that is almost shocking
NEEDS CONTROL
comfortable assuming responsibility
very hardworking
often professionally successful
OLD SOULS
their constant drive to be “on top” can cripple their capacity for any human intimacy, as well as eliciting automatic distrust from others
takes charge and gives orders
has a dry mechanical approach to feelings
unsympathetic
implies that the others are incompetent
gives the impression of being callous, hardened and unaffected by the tender side of life
can have a tyrannical streak which others may respect—but at a safe distance
SERIOUS AS F
bottom-line-types of people
doesn’t suffer fools gladly
impatient with small talk
they have a certain gravity to them
not the type to be “friends with everyone”
enjoys a few serious, long-term friendships
cool in affections and looks out for self
very calcuating
very shrewd in taking care of their financial needs
very sexual in laid-back ways
doesn’t like to make mistakes
moon in aquarius:
the ultimate nonconformists
unpredictable
often eccentric
born contrarians
INDEPENDENT
also very detached
prides themselves on their objectivity and intellectual integrity
extremely experimental
rarely takes anyone’s word for “truth” or as an ultimate authority
needs freedom like they need air, and they habitually rebel against too much restraint or anyone who tries to control them
they have a rather odd emotional nature that infuriates and frustrates more conventional, predictable people
seems coldly mental, aloof, and in some cases even without normal human feelings
their emotional pressure builds up over time and it eventually explodes in impulsive, radical actions, or in sudden changes of plans or viewpoints
needs to be socially involved in some way
has an emotional need to affect large groups of people
human and social needs > the needs of individuals
often identify with a society or with humanity as a whole
remains the most objective and stays above the turbulent and confusing emotional level
clear-headed
THE BEST, MOST LOYAL and VALUED FRIENDS/FAMILY MEMBERS!
would do anything for you if you’re their friend
very understanding
honest
trustworthy
fair
reasonable
straightforward rarely finds their sense of security with family or physical relatives
has a rebellious streak
insists on freedom from social obligations and conventional values
tends to make others feel of alienated
aloof toward the sensitivities of others
prefers to maintain their stable focus and broad perspective than to be drawn into confusing morass of emotions and pettiness that many people would like them to indulge in
dislikes routine
has a strong need to prove self-sufficiency
has a prevalent feeling of separateness in relationships
lovely individuals because they don’t put any pressure on me to be any different than I am; they accept people or reject people but they rarely put anybody on the spot
very straightforward, once they’ve opened up
low-key sentimental
fixates for quite a period of time (sometimes days) on some extreme mood—either negative or unshakably upbeat
you can never tell what they are thinking or feeling, very often they seem not to be listening at all
doesn’t like hassles
can withdraw at the drop of a hat, becoming very hard to reach or read
moon in pisces:
engages in a vast range of expression and personality types
can be deeply sympathetic and generous (often with healing talent)
can be inspired artistic creators
may be public servants of all sorts
social and spiritual leaders
lazy vagabonds in society who drift with each wave and take what they can
drug and alcohol abusers and other chronic escapists
imaginative
sympathetic
responsive
may be known for being particularly compassionate and idealistic
whether actually true or not, they prefer to be seen as and to feel like someone with true sensitivity and understanding
seeks oneness with the universe
usually expresses empathy for others
obvious vulnerable
vague
evasive
NEEDS THERAPY
these people need periods of unfocused, freely wandering daydreaming, fantasy, listening to music, or other kinds of “escape” to bring them back into emotional balance
IMPRESSIONABLE
they have few psychological defenses and easily absorb the psychic influences of those they deal with
contentment often comes from going beyond the limits of individual personality or transcending the personal self through some method of self-knowledge or spiritual practice
delusional; they want to think as nicely of themselves as possible and often feel they are more sympathetic, more kind, more sensitive than anyone else, but really they’re actually mainly sensitive (or hypersensitive) to themselves alone
don’t want to know their true nature or others’ view of them
they often hear what they want to hear or what they fear hearing, rather than what someone else actually said
manipulates others by eliciting pity
has terrible judgement of people, especially romantic partners
wears their heart on their sleeves
is with you and not with you at the same time
The generational difference between Scorpio Pluto and Sagittarius Pluto
signs as mountain goats lyrics
aries: I am this great unstable mass of blood and foam / and no one in her right mind would make my home her home
taurus: i will do what you ask me to do / because of how I feel about you
gemini: waiting for the front door to splinter / waiting all winter
leo: let’s turn this whole place upside down / and shake it till the coins come falling out of it’s pockets
cancer: scream when captured / arch your back / let this whole town hear your knuckles crack
virgo: rise if you’re sleeping, stay awake / we are young supernovas and the heat’s about to break
libra: i saw the future flowering like a ruptured vessel / somebody’s going to get screwed / it won’t be me
scorpio: i am coming home to you / with my own blood in my mouth
sagittarius: some things you’ll do for money and some you’ll do for fun / but the things you do for love will come back to you one by one
capricorn: do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive / do every stupid thing to try to drive the dark away
aquarius: sad and angry, can’t learn how to behave / still won’t know how in the darkness of the grave
pisces: yeah, sing for the damage we’ve done / and the worse things that we’ll do / open your mouth up and sing for me now / and I will sing for you
mermaids
aries: deep red tail, travels all over, wears gifts from infatuated humans, often mistaken for underwater fire or sunken rubies, spotted teasing sailors out at sea
taurus: pearly pink tail, lives near a small ocean side town with a legend of a beautiful mermaid, never seen but often a lovely inhuman song is heard
gemini: sunny yellow tail, goes from beach to beach, collects bottled messages among other things, wears shell charm jewelry, likes to watch humans from a distance, occasionally talks to a sole person wandering the beach but no one believes the person after
cancer: silvery tail, lives near a ligthhouse, pulls drowning people to shore, pearls, spotted singing on moonlit nights
leo: golden tail, lives in a coral reef castle, friends with all the sea creatures, spotted on beaches of tropical islands but disappears before any photos can be taken
virgo: off-white cream tail with spots of beige and brown, lives in a cave, leads lost people to their cave for shelter, sometimes those who have done unspeakable things mysteriously disappear and those who have been wronged receive sudden good luck, spotted just before these strange incidents
libra: pastel blue and mint green tail, lives near a bustling city, fell in love with a human, makes various arts and crafts with what they find in the water, spotted combing hair
scorpio: deep blue tails, lives out at sea, may lure a sailor to their death or save them (depends on the sailor), shark teeth necklaces, knows what lies in the deepest crevices of the ocean, spotted staring up out of the water with glowing eyes
sagittarius: plum tail, never stays in one place, decorated with souvenirs of adventures, has pulled entire ships to shore, can often be heard talking and laughing but if spotted will smile before swimming away
capricorn: emerald green tail, lives in arctic waters, helps people without them knowing, concerned about melting ice caps, could fight a sea lion if they had to, silhouette spotted under the ice
aquarius: shimmering rainbow tail, lives in deep water but is decorated with human trinkets from their visits to the shore, wants to learn about both humans and bottom of the sea, spotted sitting on rocks staring up at the sky
pisces: iridescent aqua tail, lives near a beach with a tragic story of a mermaid and her lost love, will just as soon drown you as play with you, wears jewelry of shards of pottery and sea glass, on stormy nights some say they hear weeping
oh SHUT UP
The signs and jealousy
Aries: As a sign of instant gratification, when Aries is unable to get what they set their eyes on, this can cause them to be jealous of those who do have it. Arian jealously is mainly envy, as rivalry runs through their body. However, Aries is not one to hide jealousy or envy; they will be forward and honest about it and rarely let it corrupt them internally.
Taurus: A Taurus often believes that “to have is to be” because they find a sense of personal identity from the things that surround them. A Taurus’ jealousy is usually materialistic as they set a image of themselves that they want and become envious of others that have it. A Taurus has a hard time controlling jealousy but are quick to apologise and try to patch things up.
Gemini: Gemini is not easily caught up in jealousy, as they are likely to view this emotion as a waste of time. However, they do oftentimes cause themselves to be jealous in relationships after consistent standoffish or hard-to-get behaviour (on their part). They eventually learn that they need to be forward to get what they want but that doesn’t always suit them.
Cancer: Cancer craves emotional security, especially from other people. Therefore, jealousy is an emotion that a Cancer knows all to well. Their jealous streak will often trigger when they feel like the support they were once getting from someone is starting to slip away. Cancer is very trusting and tenacious to start off with, and therefore, if they are not given a reason to be jealous then they won’t be.
Leo: Leo feels jealous as much as most, but they try their absolute hardest to hide it. The one thing they may be unnerving to a Leo is if their position of power is being usurped in anyway: then they might show they’re a bit jealous. When it comes to relationships, they will try their hardest to push it aside and if they feel like their losing someone they will use their generosity and charm to pull them back in.
Virgo: Virgo is not a jealous creature and when it comes to emotion in general they tend to keep it close to their chest. Virgo is not naturally competitive which is often the kind of situation that can lead to jealously which is why Virgo rarely becomes a victim of it. The one poison that Virgo May fall fowl to is paranoia, but this is not always routed from jealously maybe more so anxiety or self-consciousness.
Libra: Libra does not let an emotion like jealously overwhelm them and they try to not let it affect them at all. However, when it comes to being sidelined and ignored that is when a Libra’s jealous streak will show. Although they don’t show it often, when they do a Libra does not always respond to jealousy in the best way. It can be anything from a classic put-down to a serious revenge plot.
Scorpio: Scorpio is seen as the jealous type but they are more often the ones to cause jealousy- even when they don’t mean to. They are self-protective and try to hide their true feelings until absolutely necessary,which can drive others to jealousy. Scorpios are incredibly loyal people who will fight for anything so when they don’t feel like they are getting that same fight then they might start to get jealous.
Sagittarius: Sagittarius are incredibly passionate but luckily for them, this passion does not necessarily turn into jealousy. As they are ruled by Jupiter, Sagittarius is very optimistic and try to make the best out of bad situations. The one aspect of their personality that may cause jealousy is their competitive streak, however, if they can see why someone is better than them, then they can accept it.
Capricorn: Capricorns put a lot of value on money, possessions and power, because they believe they if you work hard then you will be rewarded. If one thing is guaranteed to cause a Capricorn to feel jealousy it’s seeing someone succeed on a whim, by luck, or without deserving it. Similarly, they might show a jealous side once they have succeeded as they will keep their eye out for anyone that has made it above them. When it comes to personal relationships, it’s unlikely to see a Capricorn get jealous.
Aquarius: An Aquarius is likely to tell you that they never get jealous. However, Aquarians get themselves into situations where they show their jealous side. They might agree to dating other people, or getting a new roommate or introducing a friend to a friend only to realise they liked it how it was and want it to go back. The thing that an Aquarius is most likely to get jealous about are personal relationships.
Pisces: Pisces is a victim of jealously as they suffer from paranoia and are creative enough to conjure up situations in their own head. As Pisces are often unsure, this causes them to get jealous as they overthink scenarios, especially what other people think of them. Pisces are also known to often arose jealousy as well, which is incidentally caused by them failing to be sure about things.
found object horoscope
Sun in FUCK!!!!!! moon in PISS!!!! SHIT rising
The Signs As Things Ryan and Shane Have Said on Buzzfeed Unsolved
Aries: Hmm, this doesn't taste like it's burnin' my tongue. I better swallow it!
Taurus: Frankly I don't believe in you, so I feel like I'm writing a letter to Santa Claus right now.
Gemini: Oh, my knuckles feel a little funny. I'm going to build a house with 500 rooms.
Cancer: Whatever, demon's racist. I don't respect this demon.
Leo: I did meet some of the most insufferable people... but they also met me.
Virgo: If you're possessed, we're not taking you home.
Libra: Am I a ghost hunter? I don't want to be a ghost hunter!
Scorpio: Maintaining silence now, do try to kill me.
Sagittarius: I'm so glad that's over, let's go eat Taco Bell.
Capricorn: I want to give the ghosts significant reason to haunt me.
Aquarius: Yeah, sure, orgies. Tell me about the rituals?
Pisces: That's someone I'd want to share a cold one with... is what Bigfoot would say. About me.
Don’t Forget To...
Aries: Take a walk when you’re feeling stressed. Don’t bottle it in. You’ve got to remember to take care of your mental health
Taurus: Remind yourself that the future it bright. Right now might be hard and that’s okay.
Gemini: Let yourself be a kid. We’re all growing up, and it’s scary, but don’t be so uptight! Chill out bro
Cancer: Remind yourself of who you are. There are so many external influences trying to change you, but you’re fine the way you are.
Leo: Be a mess sometimes. Like ACTUALLY a mess. What’s life without a little color? Cry, eat, scream.
Virgo: Take a breather. Your mind take over your some time, and it gets over whelming
Libra: Have a pamper day. Sometimes you go off the rails, and you need an hour or so to bring yourself back to earth
Scorpio: Trust a few homies. Most people out there are going to try and use you, but there are a few good ones out there
Sagittarius: Give a fuck. Aloofness is only going to get you so far in life
Capricorn: Remind yourself that there are people around you who want to be in your life.
Aquarius: Look behind you. There are bitches coming for you. They want what you have, and they don’t
Pisces: Adjust your priorities. What’s important to you? What do you want? Put that into action.
garfield objects i’m obsessed with are these zodiac themed ceramics like is there not something utterly biblical about these