❤︎

they/them ‧₊˚♪ ₊˚⊹ part-time freak mostly inactive

[mort-gavwgavw]

[apple3rst]

I’m cool in like a unicorn princess way not a normal human way

[kinning-oliver]

rick: you're a piece of shit, morty, i don't need you.

also rick: morty, we need to go on an adventure. you and i. nobody else. if you pay attention to anyone else, ill literally alter and modify your reality so it'll only revolve around us, rick and morty. but don't try to confront me about it either because ill deny it and everyone else will deny it and you'll look crazy, morty. just jump the ship with your grandpa, morty. you only need me anyway.

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[boxheadpaint]

[sapphire-shores]

now get out there and make somepony smile smile smile

[milsae]

Rick and Morty doodles

[todaysbird]

he is blogging

[paperplanechemtrails]

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[sparkleebug]

Every night I fall asleep imagining silly little situations with these two

[sisyphusshrugged]

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

[mars-hollow]

Not to be freaky and perverted but I would like someone to hold me and- (remembers this subversion has become mainstream) -fuck me nasty style.

[sadhorseman]

bojack: [inner monologue] "you're a real stupid piece of shit, everywhere you go you destroy people."

[plusie]

[maryolive]

Deathless by Catherynne M. Valente

[bravetigercub]

You will never take my whimsy!!!