some text posts to go with your tea

violinist // in a band // poetry kid // she/her

[wizardpotions]

do my gay little spells piss you off? doesnt the way i wave my wand with limp wrists make you want to hit me <3

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[furbearingbrick]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[musingsofaraven]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[astronomyismysoulmate]

guys I'm losing my mind, how about yall?

[astronomyismysoulmate]

just found out today that all bananas are genetic clones and have been for some time now because all other banana species are extinct, and now you have to know too, in this essay I will-

[astronomyismysoulmate]

ayo Dec 17 for Witcher s2!!!!???

[astronomyismysoulmate]

the fact that they put the sound of a chess clock ticking very quietly at the end of the main theme for the Queen's Gambit, I don't know what to do with this information but I'm sure glad I have it

[wxlfstvr]

Can people please shut the fuck up about how “shipping every male character is harmful to the male friendship representation”

Literally almost every single peace of media has platonic male friendships in it and almost none of them ends up in a canon relationship. So there IS representation. Some people shipping those characters don’t take away their canon friendship.

And it doesn’t only happen to the male friendships. Every close female and male/female friendship you see on screen will always have people shipping them.

Because guess what? That’s how fandoms work. It doesn’t only happen with male friendships.

Are we really ignoring all the people who assume every man and woman who breaths the same air are canonically in love with each other? But somehow it’s only a problem when queer people do it.

Are we really ignoring how we get so little male/female friendships in media without writers turning it romantic at some point?

But we never get to see two close male leads of an action movie kissing at the end do we? So shut up about “friendship representation” You have tons of platonic friendships.

And the thing is, a lot of people who say this don’t even care about platonic friendships or mlm fetishization by straight girls. They’re just trying to find a way to put queer ships down. They never say “I think this two specific characters are good friends so I don’t like it when people ship them”

Instead, it’s always “these characters showed a little pinch of interest to opposite gender so they’re straight. just let people be friends and stop making everything gay”

Because they’re not actually mad about people shipping two close friends together. They’re mad about people offering the possibility of some fictional characters not being straight

[astronomyismysoulmate]

yall this is killing me (click on the pictures)

[astronomyismysoulmate]

happy easter yall, physically I'm at a family gathering because of the day but spiritually I'm on this hell site reading fanfiction

[astronomyismysoulmate]

Me: I don't want to live in a small town all my life, I wanna move to the city!

The small town: But you can ride a skateboard through here at dusk during a cool spring evening listening to the birds and grasshoppers as you skate by, oh and there's also old railroad tracks that you can sit on

Me: Hold on a sec

[astronomyismysoulmate]

are you an only child that loves sibling dynamics in movies and tv shows because you desperately want a sibling yourself or are you normal

[astronomyismysoulmate]

Look, I love Glimmer, but how is she gonna get mad at Adora for being suspicious of Shadow Weaver and dark magic? Like did she forget that Shadow Weaver manipulated Adora throughout her entire childhood or is that just not as important as learning some spells?

[astronomyismysoulmate]

one of the reasons I love The Amazing Devil is their range. some songs make me feel powerful enough to start an empire and other songs make me feel like the softest person on the planet

[starreddew]

Mayor Lewis visiting the farm at night to collect two broken CDs, a handful of seaweed, and a pair of broken glasses he distinctively remembers throwing out earlier that day:

[astronomyismysoulmate]

can someone PLEASE tell my why my body CONSTANTLY aches like it's possessed by a sick person from the 1300s

[astronomyismysoulmate]

can't believe I logged onto tumblr at 9:07 pm, on what was a peaceful quiet day, to see that an actor from a tv show I used to be obsessed with is involved with ANOTHER president...you know what I'm talking about

[astronomyismysoulmate]

You're laughing, people think covid will disappear on January 1st, and you're laughing