it’s actually so embarassing to be english. like what do you mean you have a king?
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it’s actually so embarassing to be english. like what do you mean you have a king?
ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential
le stress pour monmaster va me provoquer une crise cardiaque dans la fleur de l’âge
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nhl goalie problems: like 3 teams have a legit great goalie. league sv% below .900 for the first time in a william years. every goalie streaky and prone to suddenly throwing a series.
pwhl goalie problems: every team has three goalies who should be starters. worst GAA in the league would be middle of the pack in the nhl. nobody can score a fucking goal bc they're all brick walls.
yeah.
[ID: close ups of scorebugs from a montreal canadiens game (nhl), and a montreal victoire game (pwhl). the canadiens have two goals from nine shots on goal. the victoire have one goal from fifty-two shots on goal.]
whatever. the wife line and snoopy having unrestrained winter fun
the much awaited sequel: the walter cup champions and snoopy having unrestrained playoffs fun
Victoire hockey is so strange because the first thing you learn about the team is that it is absolutely stacked with generational talent. And then you find out that they generally play a nice and slow, if somewhat violent, game of hockey, which is kind of strange given the lineup. And THEN you find out this is only the case if the whole team is alive and well and in the game because the second that one of their starting players is injured the rest of the team proceeds to lock in and do insane hockey at a level no one has ever seen before and it’s all on the PK because Stace and Roque have been fist fighting in a corner when they aren’t actively handling the puck
This was actually the funniest possible response thank you
my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about
hastily-made artist’s recreation in the five minutes it took to get to my stop
do france french speakers actually have a thing against canadian french speakers or is that just a lie made up by Big France to sell more france
afaik no, there's no anti-quebec french sentiment? at most some people like to clown on the québécois accent and slang, but i don't think i've ever seen anyone hate on it
idk if anon or anyone interested checked but lot of interesting insight in the replies, thank you all!!
i added some of my own deux sous in the replies about the particular patronizing attitude french people take about canadian french that i’ve experienced firsthand from french people visiting canada. crucially, i don’t think there’s hatred for a couple of reasons. one being that from what i understand, there’s just not much attention paid in france to canadian french. which is occasionally hard for french canadians (especially outside of québec and maybe l’acadie) to imagine, because a pretty significant portion of our media/educational materials are from france, and the opposite is certainly not happening.
but i think the other driver for the patronizing attitude towards canadian french is mainly classism and xenophobia, rather than the virulent racist hate directed at arabic “slang” and other borrowings from north african french speakers in france (translatingpostsinfrench has another recent response to an ask where they put this very well). but i especially want to point out that this classism also exists within french canada in attitudes towards joual and chiac! french people tend to paint all canadian french speakers with a broad brush, but much of their attitudes towards canadian french writ large are very similar to how some french canadians treat rural or working-class linguistic features.
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There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.
Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will
average country has 3 prime ministers a year" factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average country has one prime minister every few years . prime minister georg, who lives in france & changes prime ministers over 10,000 times per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
Fuck all this, do you wanna go get a drink?
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Thinking about graduation allies in Scholomance- we're told that those alliances last beyond the school because you owe them your survival, and we see it briefly in The Golden Enclaves- you treat your kid's allies as honored guests, maybe even as if they're family themselves. If I remember correctly El implies she recognizes the word for ally even in languages she doesn't speak, so we can assume it's something other students know as well, even if they aren't language track.
And if you think about it a little- isn't every student in The Last Graduate part of one big graduation alliance? The whole senior class did practice runs and graduation projects together. The entire school trusted their survival and future to El and Orion and Liesel and Liu and every single other student who stayed in their line and group instead of running as every fucking mal in the world streamed past, holding their shields and sharing their healing. And even the class before theirs- the class in A Deadly Education who thought they were doomed and then got to run through an empty, freshly cleansed graduation hall- wouldn't all of them consider El and Orion and the others on the repair mission as allies?
And thinking about it like that adds another layer to the end of The Golden Enclaves- where even in the middle of a fucking enclave war, everyone in her year walks away from their enclave to follow El, trusting and supporting her the same way that Liu and Aadhya do. Because, as the books say, graduation alliances can be the most important relationship of a wizard's entire life, and El is the one who got them out.
And if you think about it like that- that every wizard in a certain age range would see El and Orion that way, if they thought about it- then I think it's part of a minor arc in the series: El starts as someone who is welcome nowhere, and becomes someone who is welcomed everywhere. She isn't welcome in the commune that loves her mother, or her father's family, except for her mother there is nobody who will do anything to help her, even when she's an elementary schooler alone in a yurt screaming in terror- and then she is someone everyone welcomes but only because she's connected to Orion- and she ends the series as someone who people will do anything to help, even walking away from their enclave allies or going into a place in the void that's supposed to fall, who will be welcomed by anyone except for the people making mawmouths.
And also, all the other seniors count as allies to each other, because they all worked together on the plan to graduate- and the Scholomance made sure that all of them did the work- which means all of them have a lot of connections across the globe. Which makes it much harder for any of the new generation of wizards to take the easy but cruel choice, the choice the books are all about rejecting- "I can be safe and have all the things I want, if I do something that has horrible impacts on other people far away from here, outside my community, who I will never see." For the last graduates of scholomance, those far away people are your community, and you have seen them- and now you have other options to be safe, which don't require causing suffering for other people. So that's another way that the one big graduation alliance made the world a better place, in addition to all the other ways it did that, by choosing to reject the systems in place and help everyone, even though it was harder than only caring for yourself.