chaos and fandom

Zebra 🎶🐝🎶 she/her 🐬🐢🐬 self-diagnosed (for now) AuDHD, OCD, anxiety 🧩🎮🧩 pansexual and asexual 🏳️‍🌈💛🏳️‍🌈 fandoms include Percy Jackson, Hamilton, MCYT/DSMP, My Little Pony, Legend of Zelda, Sherlock Holmes (ACD, BBC, & Co), and Dan and Phil

[bogleech]

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

[sunshine-tattoo]

Could not leave this in the tags <3

[byjove]

the awe on her little face, she just realized there is hope

[incorrect-quotes-of-the-cosmere]

Hoid: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Hoid: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

[ghostwriterofthemachine]

"hey poet where have you been" oh you know developing a near-academic fixation on the dynamics of a fandom that I have, demonstrably, zero interest in the source material of.

[ghostwriterofthemachine]

Update: this has caused the start of a Project —

[ghostwriterofthemachine]

AND SO HELP ME FUCKING GOD. I SAW THAT PROJECT THROUGH TO THE BITTER, BITTER END.

WOE. GOD DAMN FUCKING 33K OF META BE UPON THEE.

[fryday]

positive affirmations

[fryday]

No because the Golden Pig Fan Question™️ was actually so well thought out, verbalized, and presented and I was SO worried it was going to be something silly or way too invasive and then they IMMEDIATELY DID THE DAN AND PHIL ANSWERING QUESTIONS™️ THING aASDFFKGKHLÑSJFGJ guys PLEASE

scratching my eyes out brother WHYYY are they like this. the problem is what we did get, in the question + (dan's) answer, was SO GOOD. i love the question and agree with you, i think it was thoughtful and well-considered, paid a lot of respect to what they do as a CRAFT (asking specifically about which projects they would redo) while being cognizant of the fact that their personal growth journeys heavily influence their craft (asking what they would have done differently as the people they are now). personally this is the kind of question i wish dan and phil would answer WAY more — if only more people would ask them. like you said it can very often lean all the way parasocial (sometimes invasively but often just like — asking the questions you'd ask a friend, you know. and there is a place for those questions!!! i love those questions. just like, maybe not all the time?)

dan maybe didn't exactly answer what the question was asking but it was SUCH a lovely response and one that carried a lot of emotional weight for us as a community!!! idec that it didn't follow the question to the letter because i feel like it answered the essence of it — how would the person you are now retroactively affect a part of / the course of your career. to say he wouldn't have gone on hiatus is IMMENSELY healing imo, even if that can't actually be taken back and everyone who lived through it still had to live through it lmao.

phil initially completely missing the point of the question can be forgiven because he was being really sweet. it's clear what his brain prioritises and it's their relationship. obviously coming out about it has affected their careers hugely, and maybe that's the angle he was coming at it from — there is no one project he would have specifically redone as the person he is now, rather all their projects would have been affected for the better if they'd done it out and proud. VERY SWEET SENTIMENT. UNFORTUNATELY! RAAAAAAHHHHHHH BC WE NEVER GOT A REVISED ANSWER FROM HIM

this is where i feel like the phroducers could step in more. dnp's job is to yap and bounce off each other and go on funny little tangents but i think for the sake of creating an actual professional (high quality) product, the phroducers could act more as dnp's QC managers. dnp aren't gonna notice these things bc they're shooting the shit but the phroducers could!!! keep an eye on content while dnp handle the flow. especially important as this isn't some random richard ball this is the much-awaited golden pig question! anyway

[fryday]

dan failing to ensure phil answered The long-awaited and carefully crafted Golden Ball question and then phil immediately making sure dan answered the "do you trust birds" question. welcome to the dan and phil experience

[kosmogrl]

[scribeherself]

the absolute devastating intimacy of a forehead rest. when you are both just so tired from existing in a world that demands you to be a rigid, functional individual, and you finally collapse into each other and just lean your forehead against theirs, or against their shoulder. it’s the physical equivalent of dropping your shields. it’s saying i am entirely heavy right now, and i am trusting you to bear a piece of that weight. and the most beautiful part is that the other person doesn’t even flinch. they just adjust their stance, tuck you a little closer, and absorb the impact. we were designed to divide the burden of being alive.

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

"ADHD"

Signs Doctors Actually Look w. Not The Ones You Think..

ADHD Corner

[bluebirdlester]

phukbang 3 recap because its hard to hold all of it in ur head at once

in case you missed it, phan is real

phil cut up a hoodie and dan is wearing it threatening nip at all moments of this video

you're my home slice (featuring love eyes lester)

whenever they order any food they pick their options based on the knowledge that the other person is going to eat half of their food. which explains so much about how dan feels banned forever from eating cheese and why his grandma cant get him chocolate for his birthday. and then phil said they lady and the tramp it

phil shows his toes kind of a lot in this one

the builder scam continues; all their floors have been removed

rare phouse angles

phil has a scar on his knee from falling over in a conservatory while vacuuming flies off the ceiling. ok

dan trying to move a dip to the worst possible spot on the table, dropping it on himself immediately and screaming

"KARMA IS A NASTY SLUT"

"we're gonna pop each other's cherries" i feel like this was an underrated one

dan doesnt make eye contact with anyone but phil. and we all know what he looks like making eye contact with phil

they ghosted mr. beast

a brand recruited dnp for pride content and fucking dropped them last minute?? you got dnp for pride 2026 post hard launch and fucking dropped them??!?!

they kissed in pinof 1 and footage of this was unlisted on phil's youtube channel for an unknown amount of time

they kissed in pinof 1 and footage of this was unlisted on phil's youtube channel for an unknown amount of time

dan's response to this was not "yes" or just "what" but "what, when the camera was recording?"

"your corn is my corn" "well we're not married yet"

phil fed dan garlic bread. kind of aggressively but i'll take it

phil had a shot with taylor swift/charli xcx/someone in little mix/other singer woman met during the bbc era and fumbled a "GENERATIONAL" bag by being gay and stressed. and it was NOT ariana grande this time

tonberry christmas plush cameo.

the ad segment implies the pinof kiss was related to the tackle, which maybe is the most thing they've ever done in an ad? theyve done so much in ads

theyre not humping on stage this time. it might be worse

dan made a crazy noise biting into his pizza "truffle slut bite" that i havent seen anyone mention yet

phil wanted to find their first ever instagram dm to each other "in case it's cute". kill me bro. also why would you check instagram instead of twitter

a somewhat hot random man walked into their apparently unlocked house while they were doing the dishes and singing cher lloyd together because he thought there was a party

they're foreshadowing lowkey solo project era 2 but we dont worry about that now because they'll be collaboratively gay no matter what. like maybe phil will write a stage play for dan to star in because dan wants to try doing more acting stuff. okay man.

neither of them are 100% committed to each other. okay man

their child would be nonbinary and named moss

phil has been commando the whole video in his sonic pjs. thanks man

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[eelizabit]

Ok girlies time for our prescription 1-2 hour walk, imagine we r all in line like Madeline

[eelizabit]

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..

[lepidopterror]

I FORGOT TO POST THIS HERE I AM SORRY MY LOVES !!!

i hope these two emo boys kissing is enough of an apology <3

this lore fundamentally changed my brain and my worldview thank you and goodnight

[renisnotonfire]

phan AU concept where Dan is a small gaming streamer who constantly rages during his gaming sessions, and who everyone in his fanbase knows has a thing for that AmazingPhil guy, meanwhile Phil watches his streams every day and constantly ragebaits him in chat under a pseudonym

[strongermonster]

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

[strongermonster]

this is what i mean

[degenderates]

Via @bulbaderp

[itistimetodisappear]

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

[anarchistmemedistro]

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

[anarchistmemedistro]

[thicque]

the red light not fucking up human night vision is also why a number of older cars had gauges that lit up red at night

[b0ggyb1tch]

i legit miss red lights in cars and appliances n stuff. red city lighting is goated

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[verysexyseagull]

me: [everyone i know is using ai and talking about how great it is right next to me] i’m not gonna explode im not gonna explode im not gonna explode im not gonna lose my mind [THEYRE USING IT TO WRITE FANFIC NOW???] im gonna kill (remembers suicide is bad) ai servers and ceos

[laddersmp3]

does anyone think they kissed during pinof