The Birds and the Beebs

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hannah gadsby, nanette (2018)

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“When I first started to come back out to do stand-up, the other comics couldn’t believe it. They were like ‘Oh my god, Ali, didn’t you just have a baby?’ I was like listen…“

Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife

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Royal Wedding 👑 Congratulations to Harry & Meghan!

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human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

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Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

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This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

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Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

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Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

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