Asylumwise

Ellen. 30something. Fangirl. Wannabe (screen)writer. Pansexual. Wife. Mom. She/They. Belgium.

[shijiujun]

Surrender to the gods of dance.

— 10Dance テンダンス (2025)

[khaoala]

See you in the 10 Dance final.

MACHIDA KEITA as SUGIKI SHINYA and TAKEUCHI RYOMA as SUZUKI SHINYA 10DANCE

[natjennie]

sense8 is so good. especially when it's hysterical. lito being on sun's period. wolfgang hanging brain at kala's wedding. will being caught in the middle of both gay and lesbian sex at the gym. sense8 you will always be famous to me.

[theenemiestoloversclub]

c.s. pacat's ability to hook me into literally any plot within the first few chapters is unparalleled. blonde-obsessed greek demigod loverboy trapped in enemy territory mlm romance? sign me up. teenage dockworker with questionable magic powers running from a dark overlord ya fantasy? i'm sat.

this woman could literally write about a trash collector and i would stay up all night over it i swear

[ornatechaos]

listen i didnt come here for good narrative writing or storytelling i came here to see charlize theron be hot and sweaty and thats what i got

[etirabys]

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

[mentalwires]

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

[etirabys]

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

[fatsexybitch]

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

[assortedinsanities]

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.

[negotiumcrucis]

[asylumwise]

I am once again asking if S Vorarit is available and dtf

[allshipsareok]

[zykamiliah-temporal]

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

as well as the three laws of fandom:

Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship

[sorcererofsolitude]

📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣

[atlinmerrick]

NO ONE LIVING hasn't been squicked out by something. There's over 7 billion of us, my delights and disgusts aren't universal. So I move on. Don't like the ship? Move on. Don't like____? Move on.

I am not an exception. Neither are you. I don't like it I move on and shut my gob about it because everyone everywhere is squicked out by something and they need to put the thing down and just…motor.

[rewordthis]

This but also:

Frames this entire post and hangs it over the fireplace.

[asylumwise]

I am once again asking if S Vorarit is available and dtf

[asylumwise]

In the light of the Pit Babe season 2 teaser… the question is still valid.

[ohshinytrinketsmine]

[asylumwise]

okay but do you SEE the way Kenta’s thumb is stroking Kim’s hair? This is not adrenaline-fuelled “we just killed a guy” lust.

This is a soft couple going “I’m glad we both made it out alive and oh btw you looked really hot killing that guy”

KIMKENTA POWER COUPLE

[miusmusings]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

PIT BABE 2 IS HEREEEEEE

WILLLLLYYYY he looks like such a menace omg . Trust change to always bring the prettiest men to the table

CHARLIEBABE THE LOOK IN BABE'S EYES omg they are so in love. disgustING.

DO PEOPLE HAVE NOSEBLEEDS WHEN THEY ARE PREGNANT????

yes. you're gonna be a father soon, lung.

SA.BKSd b> DBL Dn? Da

ahhhhhhHhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S BACK MY MEOW MEOW IS BACK Y'ALL. SURE HE GOT A COVER CHANGE BUT OMG

he looks so sad. and so so prettyyyyy

BIG FUCKING WAVES ON THIS POOL

Pete working through his grief by getting a sugar baby and dabbling in workplace favouritism. as one does.

here we see alanjeff being so so happy after jeff tells alan that they're gonna be parents. Yes. that's exactly what happened and you can't tell me otherwise

EXCUSE ME CHANGE???? HOW MANY HEART ATTACKS ARE YOU PLANNING TO GIVE MOI????

KIMKENTA????WTH A GUN???? IS IT FINALLY MY TURN TO WIN IN LIFE????

this is why i love change - they give us everything we want and MORE

(also i'm gonna be sending my hospital bills to change when this airs)

ahahaha YES he"S BACK to be PRETTY and PETTY and cause troubles on purpose.

POOOOOOKIEEEEEEEE <3333333

quick someone pull him into a pack nest!!!

prettiest local dilf with the most luscious hair is back from dead (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

well

my hands are still shaking. brb gonna make gifs and get carpel tunnel now

[respectthepetty]

Dear Director Dome, who will never see this,

Peaceful Property is gay.

Like gay gay.

Director Dome has been saying stuff like, "It's just the way Tay and New act that makes it queer"

Dome, be fucking for real right now!

You picked a queer ass show to direct, sir, about found family where the characters learn the meaning of love and support because home is in the people we love and the people who comfort us.

And you nailed it!

So you quit that bullshit right now because even if you didn't think it was queer, IT'S FUCKING QUEER!

The wardrobe department with its colors knew it was gay.

The characters knew it was gay.

The writers knew it was gay!

BECAUSE IT'S GAY!

Home and Peach worked together to fix the trauma of a broken family.

Because Home's fiery family never understood the meaning of a family or a home.

So now the family he has chosen stands next to him and share his sadness.

Because they love him!

And he loves them!

My single father of four did not fight with an IV bag in his arm for you to not own this show's queerness.

You tried to bury the gays like six times!

BUT THEY WON'T DIE!

Because they constantly fight for each other and to come back to each other since THEY ARE IN LOVE!

So you can call it whatever you want to.

BUT IT'S GAY!

And I love you for it.

[lurkingshan]

Things That Have My Attention in 4 Minutes Ep 1

Our protagonist Great is an irresponsible rich kid with daddy issues who loves a deep V, his giant cat, and terrible feng shui

His love interest Tyme is not at all wealthy and in deep debt and has the worst bedside manner and also a nice grandma who is def in danger pls don’t kill her show

His half brother Korn is surprisingly prominent in the story, also has daddy issues, and seems very out of his depth trying to prove he can take over the shady family business

There’s a sugar baby in the mix who is not getting the kind of affection and attention he wants from Korn, who def only sees him as a fuck toy and kept boy

The boundaries and rules of Great’s new superpower are not yet clear—he’s seen 4 minutes into the future a couple times but the cause was not consistent and he’s also experienced other time fuckery and some kind of visions that don’t seem tied to the 4 mins clock

Doctor Den appears to be conducting a research study about people who’ve had near death experiences and in doing so has found another person who has experienced the 4 mins power

The lady who walked in front of Great’s car keeps bringing up her son who is around his age and I expect him to matter at some point

Don’t think I missed that Great’s original choice after hitting that woman was to leave her there and flee the scene, we got some character work to do here

There are clocks and hints and visualizations of the number 4 everywhere in this show, just everywhere

In conclusion, Dr. Sammon is back to fuck with me again and I’m psyched.

[bl-bracket]

Anyways I know we settled that Pit Babe is the most unhinged BL today, but I can't close the book on talking about unhinged shows without talking about what is probably the most insane show of them all (at least in the ql-adjacent world)

like the first couple episodes is like "oooo spooky museum, cursed artifacts, bit of monster of the week but like with cursed items, is Dome Katha's reincarnated brother?" and then the last episode is "Katha has become the new Christian God. the moon has literally exploded and is going to end the world. Dome is actually one of the 4 horseman of the apocalypse and shot down from the sky to take over a normal guy named Dome's life. Dome isn't Katha's brother, that's Chan, another horseman of the apocalypse, who is from a different universe and also looks the same as Dome because all celestial creatures look like Dome because God made them all look like that across universes and God is Katha but not really. Dome and Chan were both from different universes (there's currently 3) but were all mixed around because Death (who also looks like Dome) killed his God and destroyed his universe so he's been hopping around trying to find a new God also he's possessed the body of Adam (like from the Bible) who had become a mannequin." and they made that jump in like 10 episodes

Truly one of the most unhinged pieces of television ever made I wish they made Katha and Dome kiss so I could include them in this bracket.

[asylumwise]

What do you mean KathaDome didn’t kiss, in my fantasy memory they totally did.

Also this is your sign to go watch Midnight Museum because not only is it truly unhinged it’s also REALLY good. If you thought Gun was impressive playing twins in Not Me, in this series he plays three versions of himself. That alone is worth the watch.

Y’all don’t understand how obsessed I was with this show when it was airing.

[haveyouseenthisseries-poll]

Have you seen Pit Babe (2023-2024)?

Yes

Partially

No, but I've heard of it

Never heard of it

Voting ended onMay 28, 2024

[bl-bracket]

The fact that tumblr as a whole has not heard of the live action omegaverse show about racecar drivers with a mpreg breeding plotline is wild to me

[asylumwise]

Okay but if the Change2561 team had had a little bit of foresight they would’ve filmed the cast’s reaction when they told them they were doing a season 2.

I’m willing to bet money that Pavel started crying instantly.