Ulf is Ulf

and ya all need that (27yo)

[hedonist-demetrius]

Still Life with Magic Wand by Severin Roesen.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[kocourmokroocko]

[kocourmokroocko]

Updejt: Vyrobil si česadla na vlnu + druhá várka

Všechno se to naučil dneska z knížky. ADHD je fascinující a úžasná věc, můj choť jest přadlen

[lawful-goof]

Explanation in english: Today my husband, through the sheer power of ADHD hyperfixation, taught himself how to turn our dog's shedding fur into yarn using an improvised spindle he made out of garbage lying around our home and lots and lots of dog treats. Our dog remains conflicted about this development.

[lawful-goof]

Update #2: We made it into an assembly line (we feed dog, dog grows fur, we harvest fur, husband spins fur, I crochet).

It straight up monastery life out here 🔥🔥🔥

[some-pers0n]

Ok Harlan thank you Harlan

[bitbotwomp]

man katalepsis is so good I wish poly lesbians were real

[asymetric-ear]

The Dollmaker gave Arthur Lester a choice. Either to make his body just how it used to be or to have ginormous BAZONKAS. He could have had EXTREMLY HUGE DADDY MILKERS. He could have given Jonh a view of the GRANDEST HONKERS in the multiverse...

But he said no.

Maybe he deserves the Darkworld in the end...

[onthedriftinthetardis]

The EU (still) wants to scan your private messages and photos

🚨 You WILL Be Impacted 🚨

Every photo, every message, every file you send will be automatically scanned—without your consent or suspicion.

If you live in the EU*, contact your MEPs NOW and tell them to vote NO! Go here to learn more & FIGHT BACK!

https://fightchatcontrol.eu/

*especially if you live in Germany - they have not yet decided, and their opposition is crucial!

Please reblog! If the EU passes this, it weakens online privacy worldwide.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[ladyadrasteia666]

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

[asymetric-ear]

I will now start objectively and scientifically measuring my fortune and if you fail op... I will be very sad

[boringkate]

Achieving political change might seem impossible, but what you can do is find two cishet boys and convince them to transition. Now (as trans women) they each have a vested interest in resisting fascism. It's their problem now. How does one resist fascism? Well. Each of them just has to find two cishhet boys...

[weonsinnombre]

[seafossilqueen]

I am incredibly amused by these random Japanese women for scale with prehistoric creatures

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

these are lesbian couples

[terminalvelocityfrfr]

Lord Evrard and Elias Bouchard literally would’ve been best friends they both serve so much cunt

[mousenemy]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

[bringbreakables-deactivated2025]

Who Is in DOGE? Tracking Its Staffers and Allies in the Federal Government

The Times identified 45 people within the so-called Department of Government Efficiency, a group formed by Elon Musk that in a short few wee

Oh no. MAGA is mad that the NYT shared the names of DOGE staffers. Don’t share this! Would be a shame

[liberalsarecool]

Let these traitors have ruined lives and failed careers for butchering a country they had no right. A fictional DOGE has actual 'enemies within' loyal to villainous Musk. Shame them!

[happychildcreation]

yeaaaah , I won t share this AT like all ....

[happychildcreation]

2nd time I am not sharing this at like all .

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

smdh.... truly this is the Natural 1 of posting....

[danndesigns]

[violet-hady]

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇