The Phantom of the Atari

A cursed cryptid haunting an Atari 2600.

[atari-phantom]

Hey! Welcome, make yourself at home!

Heya, welcome. You can call me Atari, or Pyra. I'm 24, your local transmasc/genderfluid ace cryptid. He/They.

I mostly just post a bunch of random bullshit + special interest stuff here, so... you've been warned. Special interests include (but are not limited to): Retro games and tech in general, Dead by Daylight, Pokemon, The Thing (1982), MHA, Creepypasta, Dark Souls, various subgenres of metal music, horror in general, etc. Have this cluttered af abomination I made https://atariphantom.straw.page/

I have autism and have some other serious mental health conditions that I don't feel comfortable disclosing here, so don't mind me. We have lots of issues here.Please keep this in mind. Thank you.

Be safe, friend. And don't you dare go hollow. Sideblogs are underneath the cut.

@pyramid-heads-knife - My DBD-focused blog @mashtyxchaosgremlin - A DBD-focused blog from Nea Karlsson's POV @antarctica-escapee - The Thing but we assimilate things through tumblr polls @confusedandzalgofied - My zalgo blog (I need to post here more again and draw that bigass demon more but here we are) @pc-box-ghost and @the-sky-llama - INACTIVE rotomblr blogs

[atari-phantom]

whatever entity decided kidney stones were funny and should exist, i curse with this pain for eternity

[atari-phantom]

why is it called calamari

[wizardsisananimal]

gets corrupted by the salmon cannon

[shrimpycamera87]

@atari-phantom

[atari-phantom]

Salmon!

[only-cat-memes]

[atari-phantom]

You know. Idle transfiguration would solve SO many of my issues

Stupid injury from my connective tissue disorders? Heal it!

Gender dysphoria or identity issues that day? Haha reform self to match how I feel :)

Missing a spoon for my applesauce? Easy, just become the spoon!

Losing an argument? Easy, just transfigure the opponent into a fish. Or threaten to turn them into a fish and throw them on a grill, whatever works

Money? Transform into Jeff Bezos and pose as him long enough to pull off the ultimate heist and steal his fortune then disappear. Or. Something like that. Idk I'll figure that one out.

Make fascists' physical forms reflect the monsters that they truly are on the inside now THAT would be funny asf and karmatic justice

Force billionaires to donate their money to people and causes who actually need it

I could like. ACTUALLY help people (yes cause chaos too but that's beside the point) with this and achieve so much if it were even possible

It's really simple guys I just need a better understanding of the human soul and I am set, I could pull the funniest curse-user shit

[atari-phantom]

Okay so I didn't think it would take that long for my motivation to come back to tumblr to actually come back 💀

I'm alive I assure you

[atari-phantom]

The motivation to internet is halfway coming back hell yeah

[shrimpycamera87]

The twmptation to try and figure out the jankiest system this mortal realm has known just to record my switch lite with my phone is quite tempting. Because switch lites cannot dick and therefor a capture card would not work for my situation. Hence the temptation.

[atari-phantom]

"switch lites cannot dick"

[spiffybits357]

Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube

[for-the-evulz]

might make ones with a more steve-y color scheme later idk

hey guys whats up douche quote from here

[shrimpycamera87]

@atari-phantom

[shrimpycamera87]

Today my older sibling, @atari-phantom, learned that you can drag stuff in the minecraft inventory with left click, and it does something different, mass dragging, than dragging with right click, which is one item from a stack.

They have been only using right click since 2013, when they first got the game about a week after 1.7.2 came out. My sibling did not know, for 12 years, that left click dragging was different from left click dragging. We are bickering over which is more practical, I say left click, and they say right. it is funny :)

so, for the hell of it,

Which is better, Left Click dragging or Right Click dragging?

Left Click

Right Click

Voting ended onMar 13, 2025

Make sure to reblog for more reach/votes!

[atari-phantom]

Look it's not my fault I don't need to craft 32 stone pickaxes all at the same time like you do sib LOL

[dragonflames07]

Gabriel in the Sims 4.

His wings were unreasonably difficult cause of the transparency and they still look kind of off cause the Sims 4 seems to not like when things are both transparent and emissive but its okay I guess.

You can download him and my other Ultrakill CC here.

[atari-phantom]

@cameraclown06

[deus-ex-aquila]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Rome has got a tyrant who we need dead now

CALL MJ BRUTUS, 877-STAB-NOW

[atari-phantom]

Showed up to work today wearing black and white

Everyone's in gray and yelling at me (not literally but) for 'missing the memo'

I am literally wearing deconstructed gray today okay

[whorror--hound]

Transmacs! Are we rockin' with R.J. MacReady in the same way we're rockin' with Ash Williams?

[unnamed-form]

not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing

[to-be-called]

[shrimpycamera87]

@atari-phantom

[atari-phantom]

TRUE