What the dickens.

Adventurer Jake English at your service! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, chums. This blog is an RP blog for Planet 413. ✖ Dogedirk ✖

[atasteforpeanuts]

you better not be wwho ii thiink you are. becau2e iif you are, iivve got to go fiind a cliiff to swwandiive off of.

Oh! Mr erisol its so nice to hear from you! Goodness pal its been so long i cant believe you ended up here too. What a lovely coincidence! Or it would be lovely if the situation itself were just as well…

But nonetheless im more than delighted to have you here for the company. How have you been buddy? I assume your venture here so far here has been just as daring and inhospitable as the rest of the troupe??

Not sure how youd feel about the situation at hand but i sure cant complain. I think it might be the treacherous adventure ive had yet and im quite beside myself about it!

[anexistentialjoke]

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[atasteforpeanuts]

HAHAHA!

As always its a rather abating expression from you pal! Youre always such a jokester arent you?? I have to say i did indeed miss that facetious side of you sincerely!

Golly gee chum im so glad to be having this affable reunion with you. You wouldnt imagine all the turn of events ive been through! Or maybe you would considering you more than likely have been going through the same balderdash as the others.  So i guess i dont have to spell it out for you then. But anyways this is splendid aint it?? Not exactly being marooned on this planet and all but having to reconcile with everyone after so long! Its just so friggin sensational i cant even describe my feelings here! I take it youve gotten together with your old pals too am i right?? You do have pals dont you? Not that im assuming youre without companionship its just you dont exactly seem like a chummy kind of sprite to be completely honest with you. But you knew that already didnt you?

[atasteforpeanuts]

Golly gee! Aren't you a sight for sore eyes??? Hello, J!

Jane! Goodness gracious i cant believe its you!! Gosh i never thought id be seeing any pals of mine here but surely im mistaken! 

Id even say its fancy meeting you here if the occasion werent so disconcerting… But even so. Its so nice to finally hear from someone!

I thought id go mad from all this blasted meandering on my part. This place sure is a labyrinth i never asked to get stuck in!! But besides that… Erm…You know im too plenty perplexed in this endeavor to even inquire how everythings going on your end. But ill bite.

How goes it? 

[ask-gutsyqumshoe-blog]

Well, I suppose the whole gang is here now! You, Roxy, Dirk, and I. But I’m not very sure where the other two are right now, you’ll have to pester them for that. :B

 But besides that! As happy as I am to see you here, it is rather unfortunate, since this place isn’t the most friendliest of places.

I’d also like to inform you, that roaming this terrain isn’t very ideal when you are both new and alone. So I suggest grabbing up a partner. Just to get this out of the way now, we know almost nothing about this place! Just that isn’t always changing, and the Overseer is always watching. Creepy, I know. 

And I’m… fine? I’d like to say that, but drenched clothes, and having to spend a time with Calliope’s brother throwing insults at me isn’t very pleasant. Other than that, I’m okay!

How are you? How are you doing? Oh- try and find some shelter somewhere. 

[atasteforpeanuts]

So everyones here then? Gee whiz thats a huge relief. Being left high and dry on this friggin planet sure isnt the most pleasant of situations but ill try to make the best of it! The entire outcome of this whole conundrum is creepy in itself to me though. The last thing id want is some underhanded bureaucrat spying on my every move. How could anyone ever bear to stand that??? Not to mention the fact that were all just left here to fend for ourselves without the slightest idea of what the dickens were supposed to be doing besides… Well… Survive. If i ever manage to find another fellow to call my ally id be ever grateful. Id manage on my own as long as i had to even so. With all this foreign territory to explore through i cant imagine id ever grow tired of traveling about. You know how much i adore a good adventure! So i guess all in all im pretty well off for the time being! As long as i have a good head on my shoulders and you know plenty well that i do… Im sure everything will be just capital! Sooner or later ill round up a makeshift lean-to or maybe stumble across a place to harbor myself for the time being. Either that or find someone who might be willing to lend a hand in my venture. Whichever comes first. Oh but… Did you say you were in cordial terms with calliopes brother? I must admit that must be a real pain in the rear considering how boorish the brute can be. Golly i cant say id like to be in your shoes in that sense!  But anyways… You neednt have any worries about me jane! Ive got everything handled i assure you!

[ask-gutsyqumshoe-blog]

Well, it’s not as simple as someone watching all of us from behind a tree or anything, it’s more like an omnipotent being? I’m not sure it would be anything that we could imagine. And I don’t suppose this is anything like a regular old adventure, J. These aren’t terrains of any casual types, it’s raining cats and dogs with nary a sign of stopping now, but next thing you know- we could be in a desert of some sort!

Literally. Ever. Changing. Thankfully, it would appear that I have my strife specibi working, am I to assume the same for you, or no?

Anyway, I do suggest grabbing up a partner for the first few days here- at least. I could do it if you’d send me your location points!

But I’ll tell you more about what you have on you. Errm, everything should be in order, the device on your wrist will show you people you can pester, and oh! It can muster up a holographic arrow to show you to this place called ‘the Drop Point’, keep in mind, that this arrow will very literally lead you to the destination you desire, so watch out for trees and ledges of all heights. Now about the barcode tattoo on your wrist. It isn’t just for show, I’ve been told if you put stuff into the Drop Point, you can gain credits and purchase things with said credits.

Hmmm, I think that’s all there is to say about it, maybe I’m missing a few things, but I’m not so sure…

[atasteforpeanuts]

Heh. I cant say im too worried about it sincerely. Im sure ill understand the knack of it in the long run. I think its pretty nifty to be conveyed in a planet of interchangeable territories you know?? Gosh im getting in a tizzy just thinking about it! Itd be even better if i could finally meet up with everyone again. Especially you janey im afraid its been far too long since weve had a nice idle chat! And erm... It seems i dont quite have my strife specibi working which is rather bizarre but eventually ill figure that out as well. Like i said theres no need to worry. Ill grab up a partner like you said and everything will be hunky-dory! And i uh... Ill send you my location points when i figure out exactly how to use this strange contraption. Shouldnt be too arduous. Just need to interpret all the nitty-gritty and everything in between. Drop point... Credits... A lot to take in but ill get it soon enough. I appreciate the help really i do! Im plenty fortunate to have a friend like you!

[atasteforpeanuts]

you better not be wwho ii thiink you are. becau2e iif you are, iivve got to go fiind a cliiff to swwandiive off of.

Oh! Mr erisol its so nice to hear from you! Goodness pal its been so long i cant believe you ended up here too. What a lovely coincidence! Or it would be lovely if the situation itself were just as well…

But nonetheless im more than delighted to have you here for the company. How have you been buddy? I assume your venture here so far here has been just as daring and inhospitable as the rest of the troupe??

Not sure how youd feel about the situation at hand but i sure cant complain. I think it might be the treacherous adventure ive had yet and im quite beside myself about it!

[atasteforpeanuts]

Golly gee! Aren't you a sight for sore eyes??? Hello, J!

Jane! Goodness gracious i cant believe its you!! Gosh i never thought id be seeing any pals of mine here but surely im mistaken! 

Id even say its fancy meeting you here if the occasion werent so disconcerting… But even so. Its so nice to finally hear from someone!

I thought id go mad from all this blasted meandering on my part. This place sure is a labyrinth i never asked to get stuck in!! But besides that… Erm…You know im too plenty perplexed in this endeavor to even inquire how everythings going on your end. But ill bite.

How goes it? 

[ask-gutsyqumshoe-blog]

Well, I suppose the whole gang is here now! You, Roxy, Dirk, and I. But I’m not very sure where the other two are right now, you’ll have to pester them for that. :B

 But besides that! As happy as I am to see you here, it is rather unfortunate, since this place isn’t the most friendliest of places.

I’d also like to inform you, that roaming this terrain isn’t very ideal when you are both new and alone. So I suggest grabbing up a partner. Just to get this out of the way now, we know almost nothing about this place! Just that isn’t always changing, and the Overseer is always watching. Creepy, I know. 

And I’m… fine? I’d like to say that, but drenched clothes, and having to spend a time with Calliope’s brother throwing insults at me isn’t very pleasant. Other than that, I’m okay!

How are you? How are you doing? Oh- try and find some shelter somewhere. 

[atasteforpeanuts]

So everyones here then? Gee whiz thats a huge relief. Being left high and dry on this friggin planet sure isnt the most pleasant of situations but ill try to make the best of it! The entire outcome of this whole conundrum is creepy in itself to me though. The last thing id want is some underhanded bureaucrat spying on my every move. How could anyone ever bear to stand that??? Not to mention the fact that were all just left here to fend for ourselves without the slightest idea of what the dickens were supposed to be doing besides... Well... Survive. If i ever manage to find another fellow to call my ally id be ever grateful. Id manage on my own as long as i had to even so. With all this foreign territory to explore through i cant imagine id ever grow tired of traveling about. You know how much i adore a good adventure! So i guess all in all im pretty well off for the time being! As long as i have a good head on my shoulders and you know plenty well that i do... Im sure everything will be just capital! Sooner or later ill round up a makeshift lean-to or maybe stumble across a place to harbor myself for the time being. Either that or find someone who might be willing to lend a hand in my venture. Whichever comes first. Oh but... Did you say you were in cordial terms with calliopes brother? I must admit that must be a real pain in the rear considering how boorish the brute can be. Golly i cant say id like to be in your shoes in that sense!  But anyways... You neednt have any worries about me jane! Ive got everything handled i assure you!

[atasteforpeanuts]

Golly gee! Aren't you a sight for sore eyes??? Hello, J!

Jane! Goodness gracious i cant believe its you!! Gosh i never thought id be seeing any pals of mine here but surely im mistaken! 

Id even say its fancy meeting you here if the occasion werent so disconcerting… But even so. Its so nice to finally hear from someone!

I thought id go mad from all this blasted meandering on my part. This place sure is a labyrinth i never asked to get stuck in!! But besides that… Erm…You know im too plenty perplexed in this endeavor to even inquire how everythings going on your end. But ill bite.

How goes it?