Joong’s disappointment

These dorks had to have said at least one of these before

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Wooyoung: accents are just mouth fonts

Jongho: can you just stop breathing

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yeosang and jongho [fighting]

yunho [breaking up the fight]: if we were in prison, you guys would be like, my bitches.

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seonghwa: the more i drink, the less is there for the kids to drink

hongjoong:

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and hello i'm eve!! i will be the co-owner of this blog 🐨 if anyone is interested, my main is @/jisung-enthusiast. my bias in ateez is yeosang and i stan more groups than the years i lived. i hope i will make a good job!!

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i don't know how to do this so hi i'm eve, i'm active on tumblr like at least half of the day and i could help you maintaining the blog if you'd like 🐨

Hello~!! 🧚🏻‍♂️ Thank you for your interest 💕 Just message me and we can talk ! 🌨

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Co-owner Wanted <3

Hello Atiny !!!! I’m gonna make this short lmao, school has been so hectic lately so I don’t have all the time in the world to post, so I’m looking for a co-owner to help me with that ! It can be temporary or permanent, just dm me and/or send me an ask if you’re interested ! We’ll talk and I’ll pick whoever I think could meet some certain criteria and just overall who I think would be a good owner :DDD

Also, don’t be shy ! I don’t bite <3

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Wooyoung: Jongho told me santa wasn't real. Jokes on him, I'm at the mall right now and guess who's fucking lap I’m in right now.

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San: You’re cooking?

Hongjoong: Yes!

Seonghwa: Are you sure that's a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows

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Wooyoung: the cops pull my lifeless body out of the lake but I’m wearing such a funny outfit that they can’t stop laughing

Hongjoong, reading: yeah sure

[1 hour later]

Yunho: Hey has anybody seen Wooyoung?

Hongjoong: oh my god

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Mingi: Making my way downtown, walking fast

Mingi:

Mingi: Walking a bit slower cause Hongjoong’s short

Hongjoong: ᴵ'ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ˢʰᵒʳᵗ

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Seonghwa: Did you just spend $4 on a frog balloon?

Yeosang: i’m just trying to be happy

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Mingi: you have 6 apples and you give two to your friend. What do you have?

Hongjoong, through tears: a friend.

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Wooyoung, after being shot: hit or miss...I guess they never miss, huh...

Jongho, who hired the hitman that shot him: [over walkie talkie] shoot him again.

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Hongjoong: How do you tell someone their breath smells without being rude?

Mingi: I’m bored let’s drink mouthwash