c'est la vie

Measuring your life against someone else's is a fool's game.

[edellweiss]

by mydomaine

[thebootydiaries]

me: are there any spirits here?

ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o

[serjaimelannisters-deactivated2]

GUYS do u wanna see my favourite video of all time, i’m gonna post it anyway so i hope the answer is yes

[kaijuno]

I could be ur angel… or ur devil

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bonnini]

Excuse me?????

the fact that movie adaptations of The Three Musketeers aren’t consistently giving me crazy cat man Richelieu is honestly so outrageous I want to see - NO I DEMAND to see the Red Eminence draw up important documents and plot to destroy France’s enemies while Soumise naps in his lap and Ludoviska tries to knock ink bottles off the table!!! Wake up how are movie studios not taking this excellent opportunity to give us Richelieu lounging on an armchair in the dark and petting cats like a moustache twirling Bond villain hello??????????????????????????????????????

[rose-of-pollux]

I am delighted to inform you that Vincent Price‘s portrayal of Richelieu has a scene where he is, indeed, petting a cat like a Bond villain–

[funnytwittertweets]

[ml-futch]

[dinkyautumnleaf]

Chronic wasting?

[kayrowsyrup]

Possibly.

[silverscreenx]

[graveyarddirt]

Learned a deer thing today and I'm passing the knowledge on. Chronic Wasting Disease (CWD) hasn't made it to Scotland, yet, but if you're in North America you may want to read up on it to become familiar with the symptoms.

[st-just]

Ah nature my beloathed.

[ghostlypawn]

this video is making me SOB

[standardbox]

[that-house]

knuckle tattoos that say ESCAPED BIOHAZARD

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

That's way too many letters do you have radiation poisoning or something

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Ohhhh

[opossummypossum]

feast, my child

[milk5]

[montponine]

bring back homeric epithets. call people brave-hearted, swift-footed, laughter loving and loud thundering. view the world with its rosy fingered and saffron robed dawns, its wine dark seas. make your own, walk across kiln fired earth and moss soft as sea sponges. be dew-eyed and soft-cheeked and silver-souled, deft-fingered and bright-tongued. gaze up at the many-storied stars and feel the warmth of the ancient sun, father of gods and men, as it beats down on the shimmering world, soft spun like caterpillar silk

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[thenatsdorf]

Kinkajou (via)

[gotterhag]

Will never get over this.

[thehumming6ird]

Owen Wilson talks Shakespeare and Tom Hiddleston (2021)

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I will pay real life money to see Owen and Ben Stiller play Hamlet and Horatio.

[knightofleo]

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

[knightofleo]

[yamcha]

how is your heart !!

that hoe pumping