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Athena, you made me come with you!

athenafierro

I did.

And that will never happen again.

#i #i: maya

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But not telling them is a lie, too! It’s withholding the truth from someone, which is lying. You know I’m no good at lyin’!

athenafierro

Oh, my God, Maya.

We’ll fix it, okay? Remind me to never commit a crime with you around.

#ch: maya

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But we did see it! Saying we didn’t would be lying!

athenafierro

It’s only lying if they ask.

#i #i: maya

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Well ya can’t just leave it laying broken on the floor, sweet pea!

athenafierro

Yes, you can, Maya, it’s easy. All we have to do is turn around and pretend we didn’t see anything.

#i #i: maya

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Well we can’t just leave it like that, that’s absurd!

athenafierro

( pouts ) But if we fix it, people will expect me to actually use it.

#i #i: maya

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———— Oh, don’t you worry your pretty little mind, pumpkin! We can get this all fixed up in no time!

athenafierro

No! No, let’s... not do that.

#i #i: maya

{ &&. texts → squad ✿ }

Odeya: 🙋

Alicia: i haven't even kissed anyone

Harmony: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM

Lacey: CALL WHO THO WHAT'S HAPPENING

Harmony: BEAU LAMONTAGNE

Harmony: HE TOOK HER OUT FOR MILKSHAKES AND TAUGHT HER TO SKATE AND SHE WON'T CALL HIM

Audie: WHOA HOLD UP

Audie: YOU'RE TALKING TO BEAU LAMONTAGNE AND /HAVING MILKSHAKES/ AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME

Violet: THE FUCK YOU MEAN SHE WON'T CALL HIM WHY NOT

Harmony: I DON'T K N O W BUT HE COMES INTO THE CAFE ALL THE TIME AND HE'S ALWAYS ASKING ABOUT HER IDK WHY SHE WON'T CALL HIM HE IS PERFECT

Athena: SOMEONE SEND ME A PIC, WHO IS HE, HOW HOT IS HE, IS HE WORTH HER TIME

#t #t: girls

{ &&. texts → squad ✿ }

Harmony: i'm so screwed

Violet: are we not going to talk about the very graphic sex playlist the virgin hayes just gave us or

Violet: oh my god, you dorks. it's not that hard. honestly, it's terrible, and it sucks, but you really like him, and i've seen the way he acts with you. he likes you just as much. go for it. kiss him. tell him how you feel. do something to show just how much he means to you. it doesn't have to be sex, and it doesn't have to be some huge thing. just who him that this all means something to you

Harmony: i /did/ kiss him and he didn't say anything! i told him i knew i wanted something more and i think i scared him away, vi

Clarke: oh, honey

Clarke: it'll take a lot more than feelings and a kiss to scare a russo boy away

Harmony: couldn't one of you talk to him? you're scarier than me and know what you're doing!

Harmony: pretty please? you can't see it but i'm giving you a puppy face rn

Harmony: ( ps vi, there is no way she is a virgin )

Arlis: i can ask asher to talk to him?

Arlis: ( audie's not a virgin?? )

Harmony: you're my fav ✿

Harmony: ( idk she doesn't act like one )

Audie: wait, i didn't tell you guys????

Audie: i swiped my v-card, like, three months ago. and, then, like, two weeks ago, i had a very fun night with tucker gray, and lemme tell you, that boy knows what he's doing

Michelle: you landed /tucker gray/? you lucky bitch!

Athena: is anyone a virgin tho????? besides arlis, that is

#t #t: girls

{ &&. texts → squad ✿ }

Violet: i feel so fucking attacked

Violet: and what kind of advice

Desiree: do you mean when i said "a horse will only throw off a rider who is unworthy"? bc i got that from a fortune cookie

Clarke: there at at /least/ ten things wrong with that

Tabitha: too frickin' true

Audie: hey! what happened to the motto? in fortune cookies we trust!

Desiree: amen!

Athena: the scariest part is that you idiots actually live by that

#t #t: girls

{ &&. texts → squad ✿ }

Audie: you mean

Audie: you have a crush?

Audie: oh the /horror/

Desiree: and on /drake/ of all people?! it's a nightmare!

Lacey: i'm crying for you, boo

Harmony: you guys don't understand

Harmony: i don't know what the hell i'm doing!

Harmony: i really don't want to fuck it up

Violet: it's a crush, bae. no one knows what the fuck they're doing. you have to try things out, see how it goes. maybe it works, maybe it doesn't. you never know unless you try

Michelle: she would know! she was in love with a gay guy for years.

Fiona: omg chelle

Michelle: she was!

Alicia: someone here has no chill

Odeya: betcha i know who it is

Athena: ditto

Athena: but, i mean. vi may have the worst, most broken gaydar in history, but she's not wrong. what did you tell me that one time, d? "ride the horse until you fall off" or something?

#t #t: girls

all the texts ( - arlis )

✆ a morning text to pretty girl: morning, babe. feeling better?

✉ a text that wasn’t sent to pretty girl: i’m just saying, you could do better

☎ a rushed text topretty girl: arlis, something’s wrong call 911

☏ a loving text to pretty girl: there is no one on this earth who meets you and doesn’t automatically love you. you have the most beautiful soul, and if someone doesn’t see that, then they aren’t worth your time

⁇ a drunk text to pretty girl: cum pick me up?

ø a late night text to pretty girl: c’mon, we’re going clubbing

✘ a hateful text to pretty girl: stop! for the love of god, stop fucking complaining. you complain, and you whine, and it’s annoying, arlis. either fucking say something to her, or get over it, because i already am

#posts: qaa #qaa: anon

odeyalennon:

Just cause that’s your name is Athena does not make you an actual goddess of wisdom.

Now that you’re not a goddess of wisdom.

No, but the fact that Arlis tells me everything does. I can’t tell you exactly what she says -- girl code and what not -- but trust me. The sound of your name makes her moan. I’m not even joking.