typical fat lesbian

[crowley-anthony]

the fandom: "us" but at what cost?

[hawt-pants-exe]

Spoilers!!!

BUT LOOK AT THEM FINALLY HAPPY AND AN US

[neon-in-the-night-time]

television comedy peaked at "get ready for a large file transfer" *pushes filing cabinet out a fourth story window*

[hgedits]

Could you sign it for me? Course. What's your name? Fell. Asa Fell, with an S.

[stephreyna]

Good Omens 3 Spoilers

Gush about the ending. (Positive)

I’m emotional about the implications of their human lives.

They got to experience true unconditional loving creators, parents who obviously raised them to be their honest and unfiltered selves.

Our Crowley’s soul got cuddled at night after nightmares, he was loved and cared for. He was never told he was unworthy, unforgivable, never outcasted, never burned in boiling sulfur. And he’s a scientist, I like to imagine his parents highly encouraged him to ask questions about the world around him.

Aziraphale was read to sleep, he got to learn things “the hard way”. He doesn’t have to worry about doing the wrong things, no one to judge or belittle him. He got to have a childhood. Imagine our little angel’s soul having the time of his life being a little 4 year old.

They might have siblings, nieces and nephews. Perhaps there are universes where they meet earlier, and decide to adopt children, become grandparents..

They got the human experience in the ways, I believe, they have always been jealous of.

And who knows? Maybe our angel and demon are dutifully watching over their human counterparts and making sure they all find a way to eachother again

[jellojellojello]

so. i watched the finale. this is all i've got

[inneffablehusbands]

GOOD OMENS | 3.01 - The Finale

[bleachblondephil]

they were boyfriends here

[docbians]

So when Abbot tells a patient with an American flag sticking out of his chest without enough pain meds to "shut his fucking mouth" it's funny, but when my girl Santos privately calls a patient stupid for taking an absurd amount of turmeric supplements, she's an evil, unempathetic, monster? Ok.

[manofmoth]

“me and my brother would get loads… wait- how did we have gunpowder?” is such a funny line I cannot believe it wasn’t scripted. Like all time one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard in my life and phil lester just Said it. The timing? The delivery? The pacing? No one has ever been as funny and no one ever will be. Everyone else pack up and go home.

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[delfin-zlosliwy]

behind every problematic age gap yuri there's an even more problematic, bigger age gap yaoi

[silverrmagic]

'i asked chat gpt..' ok well i asked dan howell and he said microwave is onomatopoeia

[jellyfishandry]

Things I've noticed after watching Saving Private Ryan countless times

Small things, and more obvious things

Spoilers ahead!!

Wade died from a morphine overdose, not his wounds

Miller quotes Emerson, hinting at his background in English

Horvath has a wedding ring but his relationship is never mentioned

Mellish and Caparzo have matching nicknames for each other. "Fish" and "Carpy"

Miller coached baseball, and it's shown that he has a good arm, as well as good aim when he's throwing the rockets

Uphams rank indicator (being a corporal) has a T on it for translator

Jackson shoots the German sniper through the scope, which is something that's actually been done before

The German sniper only shoots Caparzo when he's no longer holding the little girl

Caparzo tells Upham not to constantly salute the captain, because that makes him a target. But later Caparzo is shot because he looks like he's giving orders

The German sniper isn't resting his gun on anything. He has very steady hands

When Jackson sees the tank air at the tower, his first instinct is to tell Parker to get out. He puts other before himself

Private James Ryan's face is covered by a tiny American flag in the scene where his mother opens the door

Jackson likely didn't have a good education, shown when he mistakes another name for being Ryan

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[freakoutgirl]

Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it's something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.

[mr-deep-downer]

meanwhile on Twitter

you could make the argument that it’s foolish that everyone in the world should know what the Odyssey is but if you’re from a western country that literally has Greek history stolen away in your museum then well, really a child left behind.

[mr-deep-downer]

Greek Architectural Treasures in the British Museum

Greek Architectural Treasures in the British Museum

“The world doesn’t revolve around America” the illiad was actually a pseudo historical/mythological text about the first game of baseball

[thedragonitus]

Its a metaphor for the drive through

[sauteedkapi]

I dunno what you guys are talking about, seems pretty American to me.

[mr-deep-downer]

only 8 dollars and 12 cents huh? What the fuck was Odysseus problem then

[thatiswhy]

there was road work

[catchymemes]