T H I E F

[athicfmoving]

Born a thief. Raised a thief. Will die a thief.

Indie & Private  𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐘  from Marvel Comics. Headcanon-based and HIGHLY CANON DIVERGENT !   Mostly adheres to the 2019-2022  Black Cat  run and the classic  Amazing Spider-Man  and  Spectacular Spider-Man  runs but I am not caught up on current continuity at all (tbh I have no idea what the fuck is going on and I’m fine with that). Friendly to most verses including 616, TASM, and MCU!  AU’s and crossovers are welcome and highly encouraged. Felicia is chaotic af and so is this blog. I’m Mari (21+ / she), your local martial arts nerd.

𝟏𝟖+ 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲! There’s mature content here and I’m not comfortable with minors following me in general. I’m also not comfortable with pro-hydra/n*zi characters or whitewashed characters.

【 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 ❖ 𝐈𝐍𝐁𝐎𝐗 ❖ 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐃 ❖ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 ❖ 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒 】

est. June 2021, rebooted end of October 2022. Currently 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘, I’ll only be here when I feel like it. You can find my main blog here.

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actually I should probably just remake this blog huh asdfjlkfdjlk

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already thinking about an a.soiaf verse obvs

[athicfmoving]

goddammit patrick this is your fault

[r1gers]

"My   uniform   was   the   American   flag   for   years."   And   that   should   say   it   all,   wouldn't   it?   He   had   gone   around   wearing   the   flag   of   his   country   in   the   middle   of   the   battle.   Though   in   recent   years   the   colors   had   been   faded.   He   no   longer   wears   them,   but   the   suit   he   figures   is   still   flashy   enough,   with   the   bright   blue   and   stars,   Steve   can't   help   but   to   laugh.   "But   I   kept   the   beard.   No   one   is   going   to   recognize   me."   A   few   years   ago   he   would've   laughed   at   the   idea   of   a   beard   being   enough   to   keep   his   identity   hidden   but   years   on   the   run   had   said   otherwise.

@athicf asked: “   not  very   good  at  this  whole  subtlety  thing  are  you  ?  ”

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ㅤㅤㅤ❝ YOU'VE GOT A POINT THERE. ❞ Felicia doesn't know what it's like to spend the majority of your adult life as a symbol. She came from the opposite side of the spectrum, content with being a nobody as long as it allowed her to prowl as she pleased. Recognition isn't a good thing when you're a professional thief. Turning over a new leaf means things might change a bit, but god knows she isn't a good enough person to do that on her own, if it wasn't for Steve giving her a new outlet for her talents. ❝ I dunno. Hot guy with a beard walks in the room? Makes it hard to pay attention to anything else, Captain America or not, ❞ the cat teases with a smirk, digits briefly brushing through the aforementioned beard along his jaw. ❝ You should come with me on more jobs. You'd make a great distraction. ❞

[athicfmoving]

I do plan on reading IronCat and the Felicia / MJ teamup comics because I have wanted more Felicia as IronCat content since that suit debuted, and also I have been dying for them to give Fe and MJ their friendship back since it was stolen with the Reset. So even though I cannot stand anything happening in the spidey comics right now, I will read the team up for them and them only.

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look I'm in vamp brainrot rn but I'm thinking about how Felicia's powers would affect supernatural creatures trying to use their powers on her. like imagine being a vampire trying to magically compel her and it just Doesn't Work or a witch trying to cast a spell on her but things around the witch start going haywire instead.

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 

❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 

❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜

❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 

❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜

❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ well? how do i look? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜

❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜

❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜

❛ kiss me again. ❜

❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜

❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 

❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜

❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

[athicfmoving]

I need you all to know that despite not having read the recent comics, P*ul's face haunts my nightmares.

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sup <3

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love that all cali has to do is send me a pic and say "it's giving fe and steve" and suddenly this cat fiend wants attention

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I need to catch up on Fe's comic appearances but man when I say I have next to zero desire to read any of the current TASM run

[r1gers]

@athicf ⸻ x.

"told  you,  this  was  fun."  the  gentleman  from  the  1940s  would  be  screaming  at  the  prospect  of  calling  this  a  date  night.  but  that  young  man  was  leagues  behind  in  the  past.  steve  back  then  would  prepare  it  all;  cook  himself  or  a  fancy  diner,  dressed  on  his  uniform,  flowers,  a  walk  through  a  park,  the  whole  nine  yards.  these  days?  he  is  more  than  content  to  spend  his  nights  side  by  side  fighting  beside  felicia.  "no  stealing  content  today  but,  there  is  always  tomorrow."  no  further  information  but  a  dead  end.  at  least,  he  got  some  of  that  steam  off  his  chest.  once  the  floor  is  secured  and  cleared,  he  turns  to  face  her,  a  smile  on  his  lips.  "you  brought  any  clothes  besides  the  catsuit?"

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ㅤㅤㅤHE DOESN'T REALLY NEED HER HELP, SHE THINKS. Not with the fighting. Felicia's seen Steve up against worse odds than this. But it's fun, getting to see him in action up close and personal. She does her part, sure, but towards the end, it's easy for her to phone it in and spend more time watching than participating. ❝ Sure is a nice view, ❞ the Cat winks, legs crossed over the ledge she'd sat on for the last half-minute of the fight. ❝ Vault was a bust. Whatever they were hiding in there was moved days ago. ❞ There's a shrug, but she's not too upset. It just means the chase can continue. ( That's always the best part. ) Brows raise at the mention of clothes. ❝ I've got some in my bag. Depends on what we're dressin' up for. Is this a leather pants or a little black dress kind of night? ❞

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hi <3

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RIP to Mackay's Black Cat run, aka one of the only times Felicia has been treated right in the past twenty years.

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🐾💎 ❰❰ @webheadedhero​ ❱❱

           ❝ WHAT, THIS LITTLE TRINKET ? ❞  Unidentified piece of technology is clutched between the Black Cat’s claws, held out for the spider to see. Why all the fuss over this little thing? If he’s in such a rush to get it back, then surely it’s worth holding on to for a little while longer. At least until she’s done playing her game with poor Peter. There’s no fun in giving in so easily.  ❝ I think I’ll take it home. Poke around the insides and see how this thing’s wired up. ❞  A cheshire grin spreads across her onyx-painted lips.  ❝ But I might give it back . . . if you tell me what it is. ❞

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patrick threatened me the other day so I will be here momentarily