A Thousand Promises

I'm Christina, and this is simply a glimpse inside of my crazy mind. Canadian and proud!

[1-800-needy]

[cecesplanet]

[coolthingoftheday]

In 2005, a group of artists in Italy built a giant 200-foot-long plushie rabbit in the countryside, and just left it there. It’s been there ever since. 

(Source)

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[darksionnach]

I will use this post to explain tumblr

[theundergod]

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought

[dnomyid-deactivated20160625]

[kverke]

[blackmagicdisorder]

Me walking into school

[ronaldalan]

Me at work

[potatobegaming]

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

[thetattedstoner]

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??

[welcome-to-perspective]

[ambienne]

This tweet means a lot to me.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ever consider how weird emojis are? As a civilization, we’ve spent thousands of years refining the craft of the written word, then one day someone’s like: you know what we really need? Hieroglyphs.

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[cexting]

isnt this an episode of friends

[jetsetter-life]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Poet Melissa Newman-Evans confesses number 9 is “the most terrifying thing to think about yourself.”

[flcurdelacour]

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman

[bitchinhalsey-blog]

eyes bright, uptight, just girls