A Tiny Hungry Panda

The tiniest and hungriest of all pandas

[twitterlols]

[von-felden]

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff:  We will fix it (:

[von-felden]

Tumblr’s flagging algorithm:

[stability]

[felderwin]

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!

r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!

[neckwearr]

I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH

[meanplastic]

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

This isn’t even an exaggeration

[queenfaithmarie]

This🙄🙄🙄

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[tobeagenius]

basically brains make no sense and I am Angry. Theres this syndrom called Anosognosia where a patient who can be seemingly sane and intelligent is unaware of their physical disability, even with something undeniable like paralysis. A doctor may ask the paralysed patient if she is able to move her arm, to which she would say yes. If he then asked her to touch something with her paralysed arm, she may employ excuses like “my arm is feeling tired today” or even “I don’t appreciate taking orders”. 

And this is not just a simple case of denial, the patient genuinely believes what she is saying. However, the weird bit comes in here: If the doctor injects a syringe of ice-cold water into her left ear canal, her eyes start to jerk around in a movement called nystagmus and when asked again about her arm, she will calmly admit it is paralysed. 

IT GETS WEIRDER THOUGH. If you were to go to the same patient the next day and ask her about the appointment 24 hours ago, she will tell you that she told the doctor she was fine, thereby completely denying her earlier admission of paralysis. Almost as if she had reconstructed that memory entirely. 

[ripe]

hanakitty on ig

[southdownswitch]

oh he playin a harp

[adamthetic]

@sapphicshego

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If teachers (who watch and teach kids all day) get paid the same amount per hour as a babysitter from each parent ($15/hr/kid) they would be making $15*8hrs*30kids = $3,600 a day.

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

[msjewbooty-deactivated20130104]

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

[bob-belcher]

[itsdaniclayton]

[the-memedaddy]

[mxhammad]

relatable

[likeniobe]

the most important thing to know about the plot of hamlet is that it’s so convoluted that the main character is kidnapped by pirates and it’s not even really a major plot point

[likeniobe]

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[khe1]

My Wife Now