move her body like a cyclone

prince hurricane of atlantica. son of king zac &queen maya. next in line i guess. a freshman @ auradon prep.

[atlanticashurricane]

charmingcalista :

That just sounds like a regular threesome to me. If we’re identical, then you’d get confused and it’s almost like you only got to hook up with one of us! That’s definitely a plus, I’d like, go totally nuts if anyone mixed me up with Bella, we’re not the same at all. I… don’t know, I don’t think so! But it’s a high school party, anything could happen.

You say “a regular threesome” like that isn’t already a way great thing! Trust me, guys know when they’re getting more than one girl, there aren’t many girls with four arms and legs. Yeah, I’ll say you and your sister aren’t alike - I’ve never seen her so interested in a high school party, you’re definitely the fun one. You know, for a lot of people, that’d make you the hotter one in their eyes, too. The more fun you are, the more people like you, it’s like science.

[atlanticashurricane]

janelleofthejungle :

Sharknado has bikinis, which give you enough of a glance at boobs, and it has monsters, and the people are technically snacks. All it’s technically missing are dinosaurs and would you really be surprised if Sharknado 5 turned out to be Sharknado 5: Sharks Lost in Time where they end up in the Cretaceous period or something? I bet they went and climbed into the tornadoes and were just like waiting in line to get a chance to go flying. I think you’re giving the sharks way too little accountability in all of this. I’M IN NINTH GRADE! WHY ARE YOU SO NOT VANILLA IS THE REAL QUESTION? Do I have to start telling you I hate you every time I see you? Beast, you’re so impossible. 

Yes! Sharknado 5: Revenge of the Megaladon! Damn, and you wonder why I think you’re so drool-worthy? You just combined, like, all of my interests into one perfect movie for me, you really must love meeeeee! You should pitch the idea to your dad and get him to use his royal sway to get someone to write it, pleaasseee, I really don’t want to spend all my trust fund on getting a team and producing it all myself, not when there’s so much life left to live and parties left to throw. BECAUSE I’M IN NINTH GRADE? WE AREN’T KIDS ANYMORE, JAN, PEOPLE ARE HOT, EXCUSE ME FOR NOTICING. You could, if you want, or you could let the spark that happens when our eyes meet speak for itself. You’re the crown princess, I can’t be the only guy hititng on you, but I am the only one doing it with all the goodness in his heart. You should really appreciate the rejection practice I’m giving you, damn.

[margaritapan]

👀 have you ever had a crush on ANYONE? and if so, who?

I may have lowkey had a crush on Pandora at one point, but if there’s anything more intimidating than crushing on the Future King’s girlfriend, it’s crushing on a girl who’s lowkey gay for your big sister. I also thought the Corondelle twins were cute from like, afar, but then I met them, so no.

SEND MY MUSE “👀 + A QUESTION” AND THEY’LL HAVE TO ANSWER WITH 100% HONESTY.

[atlanticashurricane]

I think you’re forgetting someone, cutie.

[atlanticashurricane]

staceytremaine :

But all I want is true love’s first kiss, I don’t need my first kiss to be the first time I get pregnant, too! In my imagination the worst case scenario happens a lot, I have to be prepared for fashion AND fetus emergencies! It sounds like you’re thinking of velcro, which by the way already exists and really isn’t all that cute. Um, no they’re not? Dinosaurs died sixty five million years ago. Humans have so not been around that long.

There’s a billion steps between first kiss and first time, Stace, use your imagination. Or, if you’d rather save your imagination for those pretty pretty dresses you make, just design yourself something short and tight and let me take you out for dinner and some really enlightening dessert. I’ll even let the fact that you don’t believe dinos and humans were ever friends slide, come on, that’s a pretty sweet deal.

[paranoidyob-blog]

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staceytremaine :

No, I haven’t! If I were to daydream that far in our relationship – which I haven’t, I only daydream about chaste kisses! – then I’d imagine him gingerly pulling my shirt up over my head, or fumbling for my zipper to take my dress off or something. Ripping is for cavemen!

Daydreaming about chaste kisses? Lame! That’s a waste of valuable daydreaming time, you can do anything you want in dreams! Maybe you should, like, invest in making like tearaway clothes or something so that the ripping can happen without ruining the integrity of the clothes or whatever because you’re totally cute enough to rip clothes off of, no reason you should miss out on that. Hey, cavemen are totally cool! They’re the only humans who got to meet dinosaurs, I’m the most jealous.

[atlanticashurricane]

charmingcalista :

Why is twin the ultimate fantasy? I mean, we have different colored hair, so we might not be as exciting as a totally identical set, but it’s Bella’s loss that she won’t take the plunge and go blonde with me. I don’t want anyone to think I’m garbage – candy necklaces it is, then!

Because, like, one hot face and two boobs is amazing, but two hot faces and four boobs? You don’t have to be good at math to know that’s, like, a billion times better! The different color hair is kinda cool, I think - stops dudes from accientally calling you your sister’s name anyway, I bet, so no feelings get hurt and no face gets slapped, it’s a win win. Candy necklace outfit? Sounds sweet! Anyone gonna get a taste of that, you think? 

[atlanticashurricane]

janelleofthejungle :

How dare you diss Sharknado? There’s more to life than girls in bikinis, you big weenie! And the sharks weren’t just peacefully swimming around, they were flying through the air eating people to their hearts delights. You say they weren’t trying to eat anyone but what were they doing in the sky at all, huh. DEATH IS NOT A KINK! I’m seriously concerned about your sanity. And maybe a little bit about your safety. No, I’m not doing anything that you could construe as sexy – maybe I’ll get that chainsaw they used in Sharknado. Ew, that’s why you go watch dance performances? And to think I believed you just had a lot of school spirit.

Girls in bikinis, animal monsters, girls’s boobs, dinosaurs, and snacks are the five building blocks of life, and Sharknado only had, like, one of those things. It’s simple math, Janelle. The sharks didn’t ask to be flying! There was a tornado that picked them up, so the wind was throwing them around and they were screaming and humans just kept ending up in their mouths, that’s totally different. WOW, I WOULDN’T HAVE GUESSED YOU WERE SO VANILLA. Awww, Janelle, I didn’t know you cared! There’s more than one way to say I love you, and that was one of them right there. I have tons of school spirit! Dancers, cheerleaders, theater girls....I love our school.

[atlanticashurricane]

charmingcalista :

Ugh, too many months if you ask me, but I’ll live. You’ve met the creme of the crop, although I guess my twin Bella’s still kind of cute. Her hair’s sort of mud colored and her boobs are smaller than mine, but her face is almost as perfect as mine is so I can’t criticize too much. That does sound exciting. Do girls show up wearing candy and caution tape? That seems to be how they do it in the movies.

You better, or you’ll never make it to high school with the big boys. Oh, yeah, sweet, you were the twin! Twins are the ultimate dude-fantasy, you girls are gonna be so popular, I can see it already. Caution tape is the norm, you see a lot of garbage bags too, though. Or blankets tied up with scarves for the lazy people. I bet you could come up with something interesting, though.

[atlanticashurricane]

janelleofthejungle :

Your dreamworld sounds like the plot of Sharknado, you know that, right? You just ripped off one of me and dad’s favorite movies. Are you picturing me doing the freaky stuff right now? Because stop it, the only freaky things I’m doing to you are murder. Yes, that’s the itty bitty one, but I’m sure Olivia would appreciate you going and telling her what you’re doing to her in Dreamworld.

Nah, not Sharknado, that movie stinks - there weren’t nearly enough girls in bikinis in that movie to justify the needless shark murder. Like, seriously, chainsaws? That was just excessive, not to mention rude; these sharks weren’t trying to kill anyone, they were just falling from the sky, not their fault. They’re seriously misunderstood creatures. You’re going to kill me? Kinky. How you gonna do it? Because if I can have an option in this, I vote suffocation - I’m really into being choked. Nah, Olivia is a dancer - I don’t have to dream up anything, I just go to her shows and I’m set.

[atlanticashurricane]

@staceytremaine :

Nobody should let you rip a dress! Once you have to sew something so beautiful back together, it’s never the same again.

Come on, Stace, you’re no fun. You telling me you never had a fantasy that you were making out with some guy and, in the throes of passion, he rips your clothes off? Some things are more important than fashion.

[atlanticashurricane]

janelleofthejungle :

We’re not sharing a dream world, the last thing I ever want to see inside of is your head. There’s got to be all kinds of depraved stuff going on in there. I’m picturing pushing you out of my treehouse and listening to your bones crack, so I think we’re living some very different fantasies here. Is dream you licking chocolate off of me in a bikini? I’m never wearing a swimsuit again, ever. God, you just made a Shrek reference, be careful or little Darcy’s going to be chasing you around telling you she’s your Fiona soon.

Hey, my dream world is actually pretty dope. Like, no one would vacation there, for sure, but there’s plenty of good food and sharks swimming in the air and hot girls, like yourself. Damn, dream me wasn’t picturing that, but he sure as heck is now, thank you! You gotta good imagination. And you’re pretty violent, dang - does that mean you like the freaky stuff? Because I like em fiesty, I could be into it. Darcy’s the itty bitty one, right? Shame it’s not one of the older two trying to be my Fiona, that family’s got some good genes. I would not say no to either.

[atlanticashurricane]

charmingcalista :

I can’t wait until I’m walking the halls of Auradon Prep, either; my time to shine has come, I’m sick of sitting around in middle school pretending this is where I belong. New development, obvi! Before I was baby-face cute, but certain body parts thinning out while others got fuller was tres helpful. ABC Party? What’s that? I took pre-algebra last year, I’ve obviously got time.

Only a few more months, right? Are there other girls in your grade as pretty as you or have I already met the creme of the crop? I don’t know what being three helpful means, but if you appreciate your body and appreciate dudes like me appreciating it, too, we’re gonna get along fine. Oh, ABC is Anything But Clothes - it’s like a dress code, minus the dress. I think I’m gonna wear a stack of pizza boxes, but I’m not sure yet. It’s fun.

[atlanticashurricane]

Bed, wed, behead: Calista, Janelle, Stacey

BED: @janelleofthejungle. ;) Thanks again for the bikini imagery.

WED: @charmingcalista, I guess. Hot, a princess, and none of that royal family bullcrap to deal with in the long run.

BEHEAD: @staceytremaine.  I can’t be with someone who wouldn’t let me tear a dress off her. Dealbreaker.

[atlanticashurricane]

Bed, wed, behead: Zira, Ivy, Bella

BED: @ivyofdunbroch​ for sure. Feisty chicks are my type af and I gotta feeling she’d be a total natural if you know what I mean.

WED: @beauteousbella​, because I said I’d marry her sister so it’s gotta be fair.

BEHEAD: @ziratohero​. Waaaaay too into her phone.

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charmingcalista :

You don’t need to treat me like I’m an infant or something, I’ll be in high school in just a few short months. I’m way closer to being a high schooler than I am to being an elementary schooler, and I’m def in my teen years now, which means that it’s time to start noticing how beautiful I am. You’re right on schedule.

Oh, sweet! Can’t wait till you’re walking the halls of Auradon Prep, that’s gonna be a great day. Have you always been this hot or is it, like, a new development? Because you’d totally be a fun addition to my parties. I’m having an ABC party like, next month. Too bad you’ll still be, you know, learning pre-algebra or whatever. But there will be cool ones in the fall, too!

[atlanticashurricane]

janelleofthejungle :

Go live in that la la land with somebody who isn’t me, Hurricane. Do I get to break your arm in that dream world, or do you miraculously remain unharmed? I do love Funyuns, it’s true, but I would have eaten them before dream you did whatever you did to me. Is onion breath enough to deter you? I sure hope so.

Not in my dream world, sorry. You can do whatever you want to me in your dream world, though - or even better, in our dream world, we can do whatever we want to each other there! Are you picturing it too? I see, like, a place that looks a lot like the Enchanted Lake, but with fudge instead of water. Ha, no way, onion breath is hot. You hang with the Arendelle-Corona family, you know onions have layers and are a good thing, always.