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IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, AND, HEY. STAY OFF MY LAWN!

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"I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.".

--Elwood P Dowd (Mary Chase, 1944)

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Unfortunately I do not have enough information at present to answer the question fully and completely. As an example, if we're talking the brown chicken feed shit and Ernest Borgnine then no thanks, I'll pass. That said a if the variables in your interrogatory are a heaping helping of grade A1 product and a (factory equipped) female hottie, my answer would likely be radically different. Please update your inquiry for my full and complete clarification. Thank you for your question, and have a good day. I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming because I'm just too fucking spun to carry on with this any further.

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Just in time for Christmas its: The Gates of Hell !!! Perfect for that hard to shop for asshole still on your gift list

You've got to get on this one in a hurry boys and girls because it ships from Turkmenistan (take I-20 west towards Alabamastan. Hang a right at the Stone Age. You can't miss it). In 1971, Soviet geologists were exploring for natural gas in this God forsaken spot. They found a shit load but managed to gash a big hole in this desert pit. Huge emissions of a variety of toxic gasses ensued so the Commies lit the whole thing ablaze to ameliorate the situation. The jury's still out on their call, cause over 50 years later, the 230 foot wide crater still burns brightly.

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If at first you don't succeed, sky diving probably isn't for you.

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The Merneptah Stele, which can be found in the Cairo Museum, is vitally important to Jewish history. Dating to 1213 BCE, this ancient Egyptian tablet contains the first ever inscribed (non-biblical) reference to the land of Israel. Three other inscriptions referring to Israel by name can be found on the Tel Dan Stele, the Kurkh Monolith and the Mesha Stele, all from the same period in ancient history. The first ever mention of a mythical land called ‘Palestine’, on the other hand, was made by another Egyptian, Yasser Arafat, head of the PLO in 1964, and can be found by simply powering up your own tablet.

Likud UK

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That's Egyptian Arafat the Nobel Laureate Terrorist. NEVER FORGET

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Machine Elves (artist's rendition above) are said to be strange, yet kind, critters that exist in a different dimension or level of consciousness. They are encountered by half of those who reject conventions like priceline.com, and book all their trips on DMT. The more I read about these impish denizens of some psychonautic region, the more intrigued I become. So many questions... One thing that I am sure about is that my Shadow People could kick Machine Elf ass before you could say: "Hey man...hand me that piece."

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Bearing Witness- Marking 83 Years to the Events of Kristallnacht “the Night of Broken Glass”.

83 years ago today, the Nazi government led people to attack Jewish-owned businesses, buildings and synagogues throughout the country and in parts of Austria, at a time of intense discrimination of Jews, which included boycotting their businesses.

The attacks were called “Kristallnacht”: the “Night of Broken Glass” because of the shattered windows throughout the cities. Synagogues were burned, 91 Jews were murdered, and 30,000 Jews were arrested and taken to concentration camps simply because they were Jewish.

Let us never forget that the horrible crimes against humanity that occurred in WWII were not sudden, but a product of gradual and increasing persecution.

To those who lost their lives,We remember.

To those who survived, We hear you

To the next generation,We must never forget.

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NEVER FORGET! NEVER!

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Over a month since the chat rooms were closed. I so long for the good old days when I knew for certain just a exactly how "high and horny as fuck" the denizens Tumblr were.

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Q. It's 8:00 am. Do you know where your spouse is?

A. No, reckon she's filling in another grounds. I'm gonna collect the whole set.

Equitable Distribution. It's what's for brunch.

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It was from this precise moment that he forever belonged to the ages as the most dubious mother fucker in history.

(c) - Blind Squirrel Press, 2021

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SIMPLY STUPID, NO?

So often lost in the raging self righteousness that is known as life (the stuff between the commercials) is the fact that at our cores we are basically playful animals---playful to the point of being too preoccupied with the spontaneous activity of the moment to entertain the notion of conflict, much less making up a reason to justify its use.

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Yes, the good old days when the Flintstones and Rubbles could light up wherever they damn well pleased and pimp Winston at he same time.*

It could have created a kid smoking epidemic but we were too brain injured from riding around in cars without safety seats that we couldn’t put 2/glamorous TV star and father figure Fred Flintstone and 2/his ringing endorsement for smokes together. 

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Congrats San Diego Lutherans - National Way Too Much Time on Our Hands Champions, 2021

If it hadn't been a "virtual parade" (a HOF, mind numbing oxymoron), I would have left these nice people alone. Oh...just because annoyingly inquiring minds want to know: which color of the rainbow represents fundamentalist Christians?

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Here's What My Personal Full Mouth Dental Implant Should Cost You: absolutely NOTHING if you play your cards right.

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I think, therefore I am high (I think).

...or at least I know I used to be before I like ran out, man.

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Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers, and you know who you are.