Heigh-Ho!

Julia. (Instagram and Snapchat are the same username)

[delonfim]

cornered 🔫

[animationproclamations]

BUGS BUNNY’S CARTOON JAMBOREE (1952).

Appears that water damage took its toll on the title card.

[hylwicks-deactivated20230621]

[nifflerdream-blog-deactivated20]

me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

[obsessivewriter]

This one is so hard to accept. Reblogging to knock that into my brain.

[primarybufferpanel]

Me as a writer: I feel like I’m repeating myself, I’ve already used that theme, I’ve already written that kink, that other character uses that speech pattern so this one in another fandom can’t, I feel like I’m writing predictable things, is this different enough from that other thing I wrote, are people filling out bingo cards by my work? :sobbing:

Me as a reader: oh hell yeah this hit the spot exactly, I hope this writer has written 20 more just like it

[deelaundry]

As one friend said when I felt I was reusing a theme too much, nobody ever says, Did Agatha Christie write about murder again?

[business-as-usual-bats]

Making Holy Musical B@man canon by saying a young Tim Drake wrote it, inspired after he found out Robin's secret identity. It is what he assumes their life was like and how the Justice League began. He took artistic license in creating Sweet Tooth.

[business-as-usual-bats]

Young Timmy, with a cheap pen and a college ruled spiral notebook, "Anddd Batman loves Robin so much he would sacrifice all of Gotham for Dick Grayson. And everyone in Gotham loves Batman!! Also, everyone in Gotham doesn't know who Superman is and calls him Captain Marvel... hmm... needs more puns."

[business-as-usual-bats]

9 year old Timmy: and Batman says "having friends is cool! We should make a league... of justice..." and Superman asks "what do u call a League of Justice?" And Robin says "I know!! How about the Super Friends?" And batman loves it and Superman says "that's perfect! Gotta tweet this"

[business-as-usual-bats]

It just makes sense this was written through the lens of a Batman-fanboy nine year old. A crazy-smart nine year old, but still

"When Batman and Superman first meet, they're really competitive of each other. Batman loses his temper and yells 'FUCK YOU' at Superman and the Gotham citizens around them covers their ears and gasp in shock at such harsh language"

"Bruce Wayne has a twitter account under the name Superman and just tweets about how dumb Superman is"

"Superman reallyyyyy wants to be Batman's friend cuz Batman is So Cool and Popular"

"Alfred is secretly Lucius Fox because they're both way too awesome to not be the same person"

"Alfred is also secretly Spider-Man, probably."

"The Joker is lame... I'll replace him with a candy-themed villain. Candy is cooler than clowns. Also i can think of more candy-themed puns"

"Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne IMMEDIATELY vibe like long-lost brothers. Bruce wastes no time tells him about Batman and wants to fight crime together. Robin makes Batman legitimately happy for the first time since his parents died. Some people don't like Robin, but Batman says screw you! He's my best friend! We're a package deal now! If you care about me, then you care about him!"

[cayteecat]

miss piggy and gonzo interactions are so funny he just says some weird shit and she’s like

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

oh my god i need this

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

[sunfortune]

[spideyyeet]

[futuristicallyfoggylight]

No need for me to see a movie that was filmed on a land that's being used for genocide.

[twitblr]

Dormant Predators

[cypresscapers]

[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

[ocean-again]

reblog for that last bit to save a life

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

[deminat-20]

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

[letsgetoutofspace]

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

[morgrimmoon]

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

[trini-lover]

Sharing for all the safety items!!

[zukkababey]

iroh loves that 'tea' is slang and uses it all the time

oh my god he would.

iroh overhears some kids at the jasmine dragon ribbing their friend like “dude, come on, spill the tea!” and iroh rushes over there like “no do NOT spill the tea, this is my best brew yet!”

the kids explain, “no, mr. iroh, spilling the tea means, like, tell us the gossip!” iroh is confused for like a day, but then he starts overhearing it in the shop and finally understands how to use it in conversation. he starts to use it with his younger customers like “would you like some tea to go with your hot tea?” and the kids would go absolutely mental over it, they’d love it so much.

zuko would come in for his shift one day and go up to his uncle like, “hey, i need to tell you something,” because he’s finally going to tell his uncle about his boyfriend, and iroh doesn’t even look up from where he’s preparing the pot before saying, “oh?? spill the tea, zuko!” and zuko would promptly choke on his own saliva and cease to exist.

[salytierra]

Bold of you to assume that Zuko knows the slango. Iroh would tell him to spill the tea and Zuko gonna look at a nearby kettle and not even question it, just push it off the counter like a bitchy cat

[saffronrisotto-deactivated20200]

[mia-beak]

Okay but where’s the source?? Credit the writer??

[spritemachine]

i wrote this and it can be found here lol

[space-is-out-there]

Imagine being able to take credit for the greatest literary work of all time

[cadaverkeys]

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

[purbiworl]

[vrabia]

[rainbowravioli]

Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.

[rainbowravioli]

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

[penismadnessgirl]

Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.

[simonalkenmayer]

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

[rose-in-the-cosmos]

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

[simonalkenmayer]

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

[oak23]

seeing people’s Disney’s Belle doll collections nowadays

[thebossbaby-official]

Can you explain that post about the Belle doll collections I don't get it

[theaudientvoid]

The Penguin is really pretty hilarious when you think about it. Like, he was originally just a normal mobster. And then one day a guy in a bat costume punches him in the face, and later he turns on the news and sees that there’s a clown on a murder spree and an s&m dominatrix robbing banks in literal fetish gear, and he’s like “I guess this means that larping my feathersona in public is acceptable now. That sure is a game changer.”