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(Fake ASMR Commission) Restoring Habitats With Your Ranger Partner [Monster Hunter Stories 3 Roleplay]
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“Whew! Great work, partner! We sure taught that Invasive Plesioth not to mess with other monsters’ habitats.” [Please-Eee-Oth]
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“So… How are your monsties? They doing okay? We all took quite a beating during that battle.” (For context, Fake… The monsters that we fight alongside with are called ‘Monsties’ just so you know.)
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“Well… Don’t worry. We’ll be back at camp in just a few minutes. But first… We need to save this endangered species. Let’s enter this den & get it’s egg.”
*scene transition*
“There it is. Here, take this hammer & chisel. Since this is your first time rescuing an endangered species, I’ll let you do the honors of breaking the crystal.”
*sound of crystal shattering*
“Alright, now be VERY CAREFUL with that egg. You’re holding the egg of an endangered monster. We need to hatch it in a safe environment. Let’s return to camp.”
*scene transition again*
“Whew… We made it. Safe & sound. Just set the egg down on that cushion over there. We’ll hatch it in a moment.”
“In the meantime, I’ll give you a rundown on Habitat Restoration. Someone’s gotta show you the ropes.”
“Over the years, various species of monsters that used to heavily populate the world have dwindled to critically low numbers.”
“This is partially due to over-hunting, but also the arrival of Invasive Monsters.”
“These factors have made it very difficult for certain species to thrive leading to low population numbers.”
“And of course… As rangers… It is our duty to help maintain the balance of the ecosystem. Monsters are a dangerous, yet beautiful, integral & valueable part of our world. The extinction of any species would be a tragedy.”
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“I’ll explain more in a bit. For now… Let’s hatch that egg.”
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“Alright, now hold up your Kinship Stone. You know what to do.”
*egg hatching sound. will provide in Tumblr DMs.*
“Tada! It’s a Lagiacrus.” [Laggy-Acrus]
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“Awww~ Look at how cute it is~ Soon, it’ll grow up to be big & strong!”
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“I know… You really want it to be your monstie. But we have to release it back into the wild. Don’t worry. Once it lays eggs, it’ll create a domino effect. Those eggs will hatch into more Lagiacrus… Then those Lagiacrus will lay their own eggs… And so on. The Lagiacrus population will be booming. Then you can have one as your monstie.”
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“When restoring habitats, we use a ranking system. From C to S. A C-Rank ecosystem exists at the very least, but the population isn’t very high. Whereas an S-Rank ecosystem is flourishing.”
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“When we release this Lagiacrus, it’s population will start at a C-Rank. To ensure that as many of those eggs hatch as safely as possible, we’ll go out there & collect them ourselves. If left to the whims of nature, there’s a good chance that they may be eaten by other monsters. The last thing we want is the Lagiacrus population returning to an endangered state… Or worse… Going extinct.”
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“Of course, we can’t save every egg on the planet. That’s impossible. But we can try our best to at least ensure a healthy population. We collect eggs… Hatch them… Rinse & repeat until the Lagiacrus population is S-Rank.”
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“S-Rank ecosystems are more than just healthy populations. They’re powerful to. The monsters born in these environments are much stronger & have exceptional genes. It’s great for the Rite of Channeling.”
“Furthermore… We may even see some mutations.”
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“Lagiacrus in particular can mutate into a subspecies known as Ivory Lagiacrus. These are white, sun-bleached Lagiacrus that prefer to spend most of their time on land & have even adapted a fighting style more suited for it.”
“Ivory Lagiacrus can even lay their own eggs. When they hatch, they’re already white & prefer land straight from birth. Then they can either merge populations with normal Lagiacrus or travel inland to establish their own population elsewhere.”
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“There is one other mutation of Lagiacrus. It’s known as Abyssal Lagiacrus. It’s considered a Rare Species. However, I don’t think we can actually get that mutation to occur around here. Abyssal Lagiacrus are only found in the deep dark depths of the ocean. They take on a black color due to a lack of sunlight.
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“Right now… Mirror Lake is actually over-populated with Plesioth. There’s far too many. It explains why one Plesioth became invasive & drove off the Lagiacrus. It must’ve adapted to the electricity & fighting style of Lagiacrus & eventually overcame them. But since that’s un-natural & created an ecological imbalance… We had to put a stop to it.”
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“Hmmm… I suppose we could release Lagiacrus into the Broadleaf Basin. There’s a high concentration of electricity in the area. That would deter Plesioth & enhance the electrical capabilities of Lagiacrus. You’re a smart thinker. Hehe~
“Still… Broadleaf Basin & Mirror Lake share the same body of water. The environments bleed into each other. And Plesioth have just as much of a right to exist as Lagiacrus. Once Plesioth have been reduced in number & Lagiacrus have increased in number… The balance should maintain itself at that point. Neither species should choke the other out.”
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“If you’d like… There’s another thing you can try when releasing monsters. You can introduce them to unusual environments to alter their elemental properties.”
“For example… Sunpetal Plains is coursing with fire element. If Lagiacrus are exposed to this environment, they’ll gain the ability to utilize fire while still maintaining their electrical powers. It’s not necessary by any means, but it’s something to keep in mind if you want to experiment.”
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“While we wait for Lagiacrus to lay eggs, we should definitely take care of other tasks in the meantime. Right now, a Feral Brachydios [Brach-Eee-Dee-Os] is preventing us from setting up camp in the Blightstone Woods. If we want to release monsters there, that Brachydios must be slain. It’s a huge threat.”
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“There’s another invasive monster somewhere in Azuria. [Uh-Zur-Eee-Uh] A Seregios [Sir-Redge-Eee-Os] has driven off the local Astalos [Ass-Tal-Os] population. It’s essential that we deal with that problem.”
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“Lagiacrus will actually be a valuable asset to the Astalos population. Due to the monsters both utilizing electrical powers, we can mutate Astalos in the Broadleaf Basin once it’s ecosystem reaches S-Rank.”
“This mutation is known as Boltreaver Astalos.”
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“These are deviants of Astalos with extremely enhanced electrical capabilities. When charged up, their bodies take on a neon blue color opposed to their usual green color. And if you’d like… Having a Boltreaver Astalos as a monstie would be an incredibly powerful asset to our adventure.”
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“Now of course, we can’t have too many different monsters in the same habitat all at once. That would destabilize the environment. If you want to release a variety of monsters into a single habitat, you may need to select which ones to keep & which ones to remove. We rangers have set limitations in order to maintain stable environments. I recommend prioritizing monsters in need of higher populations & removing monsters that already have high numbers.”
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“If you want to ensure that a species stays in a certain habitat, you can resort to Eco Conservation. This will make it so that the selected species will remain protected no matter what.”
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“I know this is a lot to take in, but… It’s all just part of being a ranger. The best world is a healthy world. An abundant balance of monsters in all shapes & sizes. It’s our duty to slay invasive species & save endangered ones. Restoring normalcy one monster at a time.”
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“Now then… Regarding the Lagiacrus that we just hatched… We should take some time to raise it before releasing it. We want it to be strong before sending it out into the wild. The stronger it is, the better it’s chances of survival are. It’ll be easier for it’s population to reach S-Rank.”
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“I think the quickest & most consistent way to do this is to battle the huge number of Plesioth in Mirror Lake to give it some experience. Plesioth are weak to electricity so it shouldn’t be a problem for Lagiacrus to handle.”
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“Well… Let’s get started, partner! You need some more experience yourself.
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THE END (Here's the thumbnail. It's Azuria.)
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(Fake ASMR Commission) Meeting A “Giantess”
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*city ambience plays for the entire audio*
“There’s so many stores around here. Is this really what city life is like? Even with labels, this is all so confusing. Everything is connected to the same buildings, there’s so many streets, twists, turns & alleyways. It shouldn’t be so difficult just to find a clothes store.”
“At least I fit into the clothes from one of my old dolls, but… This can’t be all I wear.”
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“I guess I’ll see what this place is. Beats standing around doing nothing.”
*crunch sound*
“Ack! Damnit, I forgot! I still retain some of my original strength. I seriously need to get used to that.”
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“Oh… Oh dear… Uh… Hi.”
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“Um… Hehe… I guess I don’t know my own strength. Sure did a number on that doorknob. Whoops.”
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“Uh, yeah… I’m… A human. A very normal human. Come on. Surely I’m not the only muscular woman you’ve seen, right? We can be body builders to.”
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“I’m not… Suspiciously strong. Jeez, you’re really nosey, aren’t you? That doorknob was probably just made of aluminum or something. I bet you would’ve broke it to.”
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“Look, I should really be going now-... *glass shatter sound*
“Nooooo… Damnit… I needed that. I thought my bag was zipped. Ugh… Guess I have to get a refill later today.”
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“That’s… A medical prescription. Or at least… It was.”
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“Alright, listen… I’ll tell you what’s going on… If you promise to keep it a secret. Okay?”
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“Thank You. Let’s sit down over here.”
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“So… I’m… Not really a human.”
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“I know I look exactly like one. That’s because… The race I’m actually from are basically just humans, but bigger.”
“The truth is… I’m a giant.”
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“I know. Crazy, right? A girl whose roughly the same height as you just claimed that she’s a giant. But it’s true. Genetically, that’s what I am. And the accidental feat of strength that I just portrayed should help back up that claim. Remember, you’re the one who was suspicious of me to begin with.”
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“Those meds… They were vials prescribed to me by a witch. I need to drink one a day. It’s a kind of shrinking medicine. They keep me at this size. If I skip a day, well… I’d be as tall as the buildings around us.”
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“I know giants aren’t legally allowed in the city. And I get why. We’re living hazards that simply don’t have enough room to safely move around in. Our mere presence is dangerous to humans in an urban environment like this. This is why I need you to keep this a secret. I shouldn’t technically be here.”
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“You wanna know why I did this. I figured you’d ask that question. It’s a bit of a long story, but… I can abridge it for you.”
“As a kid growing up, I spent a lot of time around humans. Not in the city of course, but… Ya know… Rural areas.”
“I was enamoured by them. Humans are like… Little versions of us. They’re so cute & quirky &... I just liked watching them do things.”
“I loved helping them with tasks that they couldn’t accomplish on their own. Heavy work that only giants could do.”
“But… It wasn’t always sunshine & rainbows.”
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“I’m… Very clumsy. Even to this day. And as kid with the size & strength of a giant… I ended up causing more problems than I solved.”
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“The straw that broke the camel’s back was when I tripped & fell on a human’s house one time. It’s a miracle that they weren’t home when it happened. I don’t think I could’ve lived with the guilt & grief that would’ve brought me.”
“After that, my parents advised me to keep my distance from humans. I was… Understanding of the situation, but… Still upset all the same.”
“I felt like such a burden. I was too big & had too much power. I couldn’t handle the responsibility of that power. I wished I could just… Be a human.”
“You see where this is going, right?”
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“Eventually… When I grew up & moved out… I figured I could use magic to fulfill my needs. I sought out a witch & asked her if she could prescribe me shrinking medication.”
“And now… Here we are.”
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“It’s been nice living as a, uh… Human… If you can even call me that. But there’s still one thing I’ve retained from my gianthood.”
“My Strength”
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“It’s not nearly as potent as it was when I was my original size, but some of my power still lingers in this smaller form. Most of it was dispersed when I shrunk & whatever remained was converted into muscle mass.”
“So… I’m pretty much the strongest woman you’ll ever meet.”
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“It’s not like I’m strong enough to destroy a building or anything, but… You did see me casually crush a doorknob by accident. That should give you an idea.”
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“As for the future, well… I’m not really sure. It hasn’t been that long since I shrunk & I’m still trying to fit into human society. Figure things out, understand the norms… The whole nine miles.”
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“Right now, I feel like a walking identity crisis. Am I really a human now? Am I still a giant? Am I both?”
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“Yeah, I'm definitely an anomaly alright. Legally, I shouldn’t be in the city because… I’m a giant. But no one would assume that unless I accidentally showed off a feat of strength. And even then… People might just assume that I’m simply a very strong woman. Should I actually be worried about getting in trouble with the law? Would anyone care given my unique circumstances?”
“I don’t know if I want to stay in the city or… Go out into the countryside. I'm just so conflicted right now.”
“I wish I had a close friend that I could talk to. Someone that I can vent to & help me figure stuff out. I’m excited to live as a human, but… It’s also overwhelming. There’s so much that I need to adjust to & think about.”
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“You’re… Willing to be that friend…?”
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“Really? I mean… Please don’t feel obligated if that’s not how you really feel. Be honest with me. Are you truly willing to be friends with a clumsy frantic mess like me?”
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“Wow… You’re genuinely serious. Heh… That’s… Really sweet, ya know?”
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“I’d hug you, but… I don’t wanna hurt you by accident.”
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“You trust me to be careful. Sigh… Okay. I guess this is one fear that I have to overcome, huh?”
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“Just gonna… Gently wrap my arms around you. Very gently.”
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“I guess this isn’t too difficult. Just gotta be careful to not throw my weight around. It’s a good thing I didn’t retain my original weight at this size. Logistics of how that would even work aside, that’d be a far worse problem than my super strength.”
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“Who knows? Maybe I’ll get weaker with age. Then I won’t have to worry so much about it. Hehe~”
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“Well… I should probably start shopping now. Need to expand my wardrobe since… My old wardrobe is way too big for me now.”
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“Oh yeah! We should exchange numbers. Need some way to stay in touch. By chance… Do you live in the city?”
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“Great! That’s so convenient. Let’s meet again very soon.”
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THE END
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