I'm Fake

The last thing I wanna do is make a twitter account for my fake asmr channel. Art by https://uni416.tumblr.com/ 18+ audios here: https://fakeasmr.booth.pm/

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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN

Commission Info

Fake is now accepting commissions!

I will be doing script reading commissions. Prices will be based on the length of a script. I can also read stories, copypastas, sing songs, etc.

Don't have a script? I can write one to your specifications and perform it.

The rules:

I reserve the right to reject commissions

No scripts that plagiarize another creator’s work - public scripts are okay

Your commission will be posted on my YouTube channel

NSFW is negotiable - message me

SFW Prices:

1000 words and under - $12 (USD)

Over 1000 words - $12 + $1 per 100 words

Custom scripts are an additional $15

NSFW Prices:

$40-$70 depending on complexity and length

Payment is through PayPal - [email protected]

Message me here or email me at [email protected]

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My mobile notifications cut off part way so it said "Starting beef with Wiz Khalifa because Black" and I was floored.

waitwaitwaitwaitwai

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starting beef with wiz khalifa because black and yellow got me copyright claimed. Also it's blocked in Belarus and Russia???

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no mfing way my internet is dying before summer game fest fight me in the street

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I've been informed the government is sending me extra money for groceries this year.... *looks at laptops irresponsibly

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3 hours until stream, how are you prepping?

I'm cross stitching a shiny spheal and editing screenshots of myself

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I mean, you can make grapples at home, the famous NileRed video about it shows you how. It technically has one weird chemical, but such is the price to pay for grapples.

New secret livestream idea

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if they had kept selling grapples where I live, they wouldn't have discontinued them because I would've kept the business alive all on my own

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Just to clarify (not that it makes it better), she has her goggles on her chest, but the plushie makes it look exactly like she has boobs from the front and side, you can see it in their posts on youtube.

Took a look, and it has the same thing the in game design has going on. Will I sound like a conspiracy theorist if I say the big white goggles are meant to draw attention to the chest?

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Fun fact, the Motorslice devs are now making a chibi plushie... with big boobs

you know I didn't make short of me complaining about their fetish smuggling in that game because I knew chuds would be annoying about it, but if they're gonna be this blatant....

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Imagine having the backrooms at your place, and the electricty company's like "Yep, eldritch place consuming electricity, still your problem though"

and the worst part is he can't even make the money back with the free furniture he finds in the backrooms cuz nobody comes to his store anyway

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brother they're sending the fast food ads directly to my inbox now

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backrooms spoilerssss I need to get this out of my head

okay early in the movie when Clark is asking the electrician why his power bill is so high I was laughing a bit because the backrooms was siphoning his electricity. But now I'm thinking about later when Clark decides he wants to stay in the backrooms

"it's my house, I'm paying for it"

yeah he really was huh

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shitty polygonal sonic figurine????

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Still no dra-luck on getting those idiots together?

girl scroll down

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I put Mary on the island and they immediately did not vibe (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)

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brother it's all wins tonight