ditzy lapdog!

🔞18+ please! MDNI🔞 Lou, he/they, switch (sub+), 22, 🇨🇦 transmasc stoner basset hound pup stuck in the 70s vintage vibes, not values 🫶 i follow from my main: @nationallampoonlemmings

[atomicdoggg]

iykyk

[guarddogfag]

Partner who makes you wear a muzzle, then clips a leash to your collar with this on it.

[shyltxdoll]

need someone to stick their fingers in my mouth like I'm a dog who ate something they shouldn't have

[bargainorgans]

oh my goddd the thought of being stoned and blissed out while someone’s ramming their cock into me, rubbing at my tdick and overstimulating my puppycunt… barking yipping.

[st4rb0yw0rld]

more people need to lick necks. and cheeks. and ears. and thighs. just FUCK. lick tummies and happy trails and fingers. screw just licking the nipple, lick all over chests. FUCK. lick between shoulder blades when you fuck someone from behind!

[hysteric-boy]

I want to be mindlessly lapping at a poor things over sensitive cunt, keeping my paws on its belly to keep it in place and growling and biting its thigh anytime it tries to squirm away, just a big doggy enjoying its treat

[ivyrotica]

faux sympathy is actually evil.

you’re ruining me, i’m shaking, barely coherent, and you have the audacity to say “i know, baby, it’s a lot, huh?” all sweet and condescending like yeah??? obviously??? but are you stopping? no :( you just keep going, all soft and sweet, acting like you feel bad while actively making it worse. it’s sick and i need more of it immediately.

[puppicr1tter]

Sorry im way past "sexting." If our horny messages arent a full dnd-esque roleplaying game with dice rolling and user stats im gonna lose interest.

Oh you think you can brat? How about you roll a persuasion check.

[lvcidpvp]

oh you havent showered in a few days? a week? let me smell you. please. let me hump your foot while i lick your armpits or chest mmmmmm woof

[atomicdoggg]

[dumbpupbarks]

me btw

[tasmanianpossum]

(flirtatiously) yeah, you can get me as high as you want.

[guarddogfag]

Partner who makes you wear a muzzle, then clips a leash to your collar with this on it.

[m0nstuurl0vuur]

Someone shoving their fingers into my mouth, watching my eyes roll back and grow all pretty and glossy as I gag each time they push their fingers deep into my mouth while I suck and nibble on them.

My hips rocking against their thigh, grinding my wet cunt against their leg as I whine and whimper, soaking my boxers, craving more and more and more because I'm just so so greedy.

Them cooing condescendingly at me, telling me that I'm such a pretty little slut while I'm humping their thigh and pawing impatiently at the zipper of their pants, yearning to have my mouth on them and pleasing them, because when they feel good, I feel even better.

[gothknots]

I’m so real !!!

[bia-bee]

[starboysdream]

Degrading but in a “aww you’re such a dumb little puppy, huh? Do you need me to help you?” way