[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[goodnightwindy]

4 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

3 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

1 day until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

happy wet rat wednesday

[public-universal-sister]

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[cigaradd]

SHORT HAIRED SEVEN SHORT HAIRED SEVEN

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[hollis-art]

getting all dressed up (totally not just for the mall cop that visits him multiple times a day, every day. that's just a coincidence)

[whizpurr]

[fanofspooky]

“I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.”

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[viralfrog]

[okavara]

[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[angel-stars]

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

[bumblingbabooshka]

I love how ungraceful T'Pol looks. Like she doesn't know how to stand. Perpetually slightly uncomfortable. Eyes wide like a prey animal seconds away from biting hard enough to draw blood.

[klimtsonian]

Live long and prosper, divas 🖖🌈💕

Star Trek: Celebrations is coming out this May, and you can catch my art on one of the variant covers!!

[purplecactuscats123]