Riptide.

optimistic pessimist from California. I'm in a sad period of life that never ends. life is effort and I'll stop when I die. ganja brings peace. ⭐SU fan don't ask about my theories⭐🍟✨

[goodreadss]

[teathattast]

[nelaime-deactivated20210509]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

my girl call and i don’t answer she need to keep callin til it gets to double digits my guy

you check your phone you only got one unanswered call from your girl that mean her resolve is not skrong enough and she lining up other niggas

stay wide woke

[ch3ssth3cat-deactivated20181220]

this nigga trippin

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

in 1988 a cia agent by the name Oswald Smith received two anonymous tips informing him that his wife was having an affair with a man with curious accent and mannerisms. Oswald had been married to Abigail Smith for 17 years and fully trusted her so he promptly ignored it and assumed it was a joke by his colleagues in the agency. 2 days after receiving the tips Oswald received a phone call and upon answerng the line went dead. 4 hours later his body was found by a nearby park. The caller? Abigail. The killer? her lover, a KGB agent who til this date is only known as “yuri”. the phone call was made with the intent of pinpointing his location. One phone call.

stay woke

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

by the way this story isn’t real, i made it up on the spot

but the point still remains

STAY WOKE

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[zuzuya-a-deactivated20200318]

since i’ve been seeing a lot of invader zim and steven universe crossovers, i thought it would be important to share this with ya’ll, lmao

original video

[magicalcake-deactivated20230604]

THIS IS SO WELL MADE WHAT THE HELL

[bewbin]

Y cant tumblr just do what cartoon netowrk does and save all the adult content for after 8pm

[derangedhyena-delphinidae]

In case I don’t get to work on anything more finished before my snark fire dies, have this. 

[derangedhyena-delphinidae]

after having watched that new show several times and thought about it…

this still applies

[dark-soul9]

how do i put my mind on mute

[iwam-swim]

[samuelmrtn]

[derangedhyena-delphinidae]

In case I don’t get to work on anything more finished before my snark fire dies, have this. 

[derangedhyena-delphinidae]

after having watched that new show several times and thought about it…

this still applies

[centtury]

[bewbin]

Y cant tumblr just do what cartoon netowrk does and save all the adult content for after 8pm

[thoughts-memories]

[shejla24]

kys staff

[shejla24]

my 13yo forknite addicted cousin can program a better nsfw bot, this is some noob ass c++ bs lmao

[shamelessfunny-deactivated20181]

“Knock knock, who’s there?”

[funnypicsdept]