Bread was originally a paste until someone discovered they could cook it. Then it was flat and dense until someone discovered yeast could make it light and fluffy. Maybe bread has an even tastier form we just haven’t discovered yet.
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Bread was originally a paste until someone discovered they could cook it. Then it was flat and dense until someone discovered yeast could make it light and fluffy. Maybe bread has an even tastier form we just haven’t discovered yet.
Naturally mummified remains were discovered along the arid Atacama desert coast in Chile, dating to around 7000 BC
Mf’s been sitting there for 9000 years? Unproductivity legend 🙌
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sand guardian
Poseidon quivers before him
Spectacular post in /r/geology today
ANGEL
here's a transcript:
>walking home from a party late one evening >several guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing >try to walk faster, to no avail, as I'm drunk as shit >catch me in some random student neighbourhood >oh shit, my ass is about to be beaten >still in talking phase >lights flick on in a house >three guys in full musketeer garb walk out >leader is some blond guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some weird-ass accent >"What sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? Stand and deliver!" >guys start yelling at them to fuck off, that I deserved to get my ass beaten >"Very well, then. Draw steel, you blackguard!" >all three of them draw rapiers on their belts >guys run >"I know not why those foul men sought your harm, but come and tell us the tale, stranger!" >spend remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics >bunch of Swedish re-enactors live there >blond guy is actually missing an eye; lost it in an machine shop accident >stagger home completely drunk with a hat
I had no idea people like that existed. Or had the money to rent a house.
in addition to two comments reading "FUCKING EPIC" and "THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS" op elaborated further in another post:
Holy shit, is this still being posted?
I figure I owe /tg/ a bit of an update on these guys.
Their leader, O he of one eye and little common sense, nearly had his visa revoked for these kinds of shenanigans. One too many arrests meant that his right to stay in the country was contested, and he had to go to court to defend himself and prevent his visa from being revoked.
I was his ride to court, and had to testify to the board that he shouldn't be deported for lack of common sense or social normality.
His defense? A written speech, about three pages long, about the rights of man, the education he has received here, and the opportunities for a one-eyed machinist. The spirit of his crimes were all in defense of people who would otherwise suffer. For other witnesses, he had some of the random people he'd helped out, including one memorable point where a woman, nearly on the verge of tears, pointed out how he'd taken on a guy threatening to rape her and carrying a knife by whipping out a fencing saber, disarming him, and mocking him in his thick Swedish accent so that the girl could call the cops. Something like a dozen people all showed up, explaining how this dude, despite his eccentricities, made the country better.
He was not deported, and lives here to this very day, stalking the streets in musketeer garb, rescuing drunks, and dispensing his own brand of justice.
The superhero we deserve
All for one and one for all gents.
No cops only one eyed sweedes with rapiers
Why does Fearow sound like that
“Pika?”
*sound of me slamming my finger in the car door*
“Pika pika!”
anakin/vader alignment chart (credit)
the clone wars editors adding the imperial march into a scene where anakin does anything even remotely “dark” for the 100000th time:
do you ever remember that ki adi mundi was canonically the only jedi given a special permit to fuck
i hate star wars i have to live with the knowledge that ki adi mundi got more pussy than i ever will smh
-anakin voice- it’s not fair!
D.Va: Orisa, could you pass the Turing test?
Orisa: I don’t mind if you can tell I’m not human. As long as I’m helpful, I’m good!
D.Va: Would you want to be human?
Orisa: I like being me! Mark Twain said, “The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable as yourself.”
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D.Va: Zenyatta, can you pass the Turing test?
Zenyatta: From a legal standpoint, no.
D.Va: Do you want to be human?
Zenyatta: Would you?
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D.Va: Bastion, can you pass the Turing test?
Bastion: Cuck
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Man, Wraith really does not like Bangalore huh?
She’s holding a grudge from season 1 trailer
What the HELL is Naruto doing with his arms
no wonder the other guy is goin faster