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babby's first fandom blog since 2015. this page is a WIP sorry you can call me bitt. 30s - he/him

[segamascott]

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used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

[lostsometime]

Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.

“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”

“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”

“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[sanguine-humor]

btw, idk if this will be seen by any of the countless people who already have seen and reblogged this post, but heres the original guide posted on how to make the chibi-rocky! the OP also has a separate guide for a more accurate rocky, though obviously less simple of a guide than the little thingy shown off

(im surprised this post gained any attention, haha, if i had known i would have just shared the guides, the more handmade pebbles in the world the better)

[mollybeenoel]

By Momoire

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[dogpuppy]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

brats you aren't safe either you get turned on by someone thinking you're annoying

[fizpup]

Get real.

[pastelpolitoed]

tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.

[fizpup]

This is killing me

[skunkes]

[tall]

[coalashslurry]

[effemimaniac]

I don't knowww

[luetta]

[allsonargent]

I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time.

[swingsetindecember]

i firmly believe alexis is an the eliot spender for saving women who are being sex trafficked. she got her f class license. she saved women from being kidnapped. she saved herself. and what, her family just thinks her stories are quirky. i love you alexis. you should have had your own show

[prayingtothehalfdeadmoon]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes