ᴮᶦᶫᶫ ᶜᶦᵖʰᵉʳ﹔﹔ᴳʳᵃᵛᶦᵗʸ ᶠᵃᶫᶫˢ || ᴴᶦᵃᵗᵘˢ || ᵒᶰˣᶦʳᶦᶜ
❝–Come on kiddo don’t keep running me around like this! ❞
❝I’ve got exactly what you need and times A-WASTING; not for me, that menial concept that your human minds CRAFTED to give you a sense of NEED and pressure doesn’t touch me, but it ISN’T going to slow down for you any time soon- the existence of the NON-EXISTENT tends to be unforgiving to you mortals—- ANYWHO, back to the matter at hand; OH HO HO, you know what BUDDY- I could give you that puppy your parents didn’t give you—❞
A snap of WIREY black fingers came seconds after the drawl of wordsspilt from the very thing that lacked the proper organ to produce suchthings as SOUND- or, at least should. Existence sprouted with the quicknessof a blink of an eye- a cute little dog that BARK and YAPPED and bouncedaround, bounding towards the other. But the closer it got to the human, themore the canine FELL APART. Black dripped from the eyes, its skin becameLIQUID as it dripped to the ground and bones CRACKED- and the wholetime, it seemed to try to be HAPPY- until the liquid that was left swam in a spiral; back into the hand of the TRIANGULAR MONSTROSITY, as a jubilantlaugh came from their form.
❝ –BUT YOU LOOK LIKE A SMART FELLOW❞
❝ Why waste this on something so SMALL when I’m offering a big opportunity, pal-y! The INFINITESIMAL universe is at the snap of the hand here- come on, what do you SAY? I help you, you help me; we will both be as happy as the last FESTERING planet that narrowly avoid the hurtling meteor spelling DEATH! It just takes a simple HANDSHAKE HERE.❞
jacobvanloon
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